Victor Markhoff / Ana Victoria Markhoff / vvictorman_uel - Powerchair faker pooner, has every illness, allergic to Krebs cycle, bed mayo enjoyer, kicked out of house and mental hospital, constant ebeggar, applesauce heiress paid to yeet her teets

[Aunt Carol]

Putting the mask requirement without "Patient Preference" underlined three times (a giveaway that the person is a hysteric) suggests that there's a valid reason to mask up beyond "you'll piss this bitch off if you don't" and will definitely get better compliance among the subset of people least likely to mask up anyways.

Respectfully disagree. IMO a sign that gives the nature of a threat is more effective than a sign with no explanation. Even staff who have become laissez faire about germs may still fear the wrath of a pooner, who is visible to the naked eye.

Up on Mother/Baby they'll have discreet little door magnets, one for if the baby's being given up/taken and one for if bby ded, so e.g. the poor Lab tech who has to go in 30 rooms before noon knows the mood behind the door, and that there's a small talk landmine to avoid.

Sadly they don't sell appropriate door magnets for Vickie... yet.

 

[Zemblan Physics]

Vicky’s awfully quiet, but sadly, she’s not dead because she retweets shit like this and ruins my day:

You know what? Nothing tells me more that you have never actually met a mentally ill person than posts like this. Schizos aren’t quirky, and a surprisingly large number of them have delusions that are, you know, problematic. But these Twitter people, when they encounter a T&H psychotic or manic person who isn’t just a manic pixie girl but actually thinks that the Elders of Zion are out to get them, they claim ”um, actually, I have self-diagnosed bipolar and I’m not an antisemite. Check mate!”

Yes, that retweet made me unreasonably MATI. I apologize.

For the love of God, Vicky, we need milk.

 

[JanuaryViolet]

You know what? Nothing tells me more that you have never actually met a mentally ill person than posts like this.

And the ones I see in court are usually self-medicating with street drugs, and not successfully, either.
Even if we had facilities for them, we couldn't make them go. (You'd be amazed how many people thing a judge can 'make' someone accept treatment. They can't, unless it's a very serious crime, and often not even then.)

 

[Zemblan Physics]

She’s back with another delusional take. She’s responding to some EDS munchie that I’ve seen around a lot (she’s exceptionally boring). If true, too bad about the keratoconus, maybe if you didn’t cry wolf so much, Ms collagen machine broke?



So, do we think she’s bullied and faked her way to a diagnosis yet? Or do we have to wait till she’s finished even a single college class med school for the full MG arc?

Also, lmao at ”didn’t notice my obvious ptosis”. I’m pretty sure the doc can differentiate between one-eyed squinting and ptosis, Vicks.

 

[CyberInu]

I’m pretty sure the doc can differentiate between one-eyed squinting and ptosis, Vicks.

It absolutely tickles me how many people don't realize that we can see the muscles you're using.

 

[Adjustable Autism]

Yeah sure. And because Custer B/Schizos are the absolute best and nicest people is why people will start screeching about misdiagnosis and medical abuse when they get diagnosed with one of the undesirable ICD numbers. A third of our waiting list is people who totally got misdiagnosed and are actually heckin' valid neurodivergent.

Vicky would never accept nor brag about having BPD or being bipolar like she does about her made up autism.

 

[Flamin Park]

Who do munchies all fake things like POTS and EDS? I'd like to see one fake delirium one time, just biting the spiders off their skin and sitting up bolt upright in the middle of the night screaming WHAT IS THAT at an empty doorway

Or faking trichotillomania, just sat there pulling out their own hair, instead of phoning it in by injecting testosterone and living like Danny devito in always sunny

How about Parkinson's? Don't think we've ever had a Parkinson's munchie

 

[Tragon Dirtle]

The last time Vicki posted all loved up about someone it was a doctor examining her in another hospital, so I think the loveposting is about a medical staff member paying attention to her. Some handsome doctor or something like that.

 

[Diana Moon Glampers]

Lyrics:

Spoiler

What happened to the girl I knew?
The one so sweet, the ingenue
The jailbait, roommate, not a fuckin' lightweight
Party-tail on black and blue like
I think I'm gonna miss my train
The street signs all look the same
I think I've been awake for days but it's so much fun
I have no shame
Like Alice through the looking glass
I'm tired of the upper class
I wanna go back, go back, go back, go back, go back
I'm a freak, yeah, I'm a psycho
I feel so good when I am hypomanic
I'm mechanically up all night, though
I took another dose but I don't think it's micro
I'm a beast, yeah, I'm a monster
I knew beauty then I lost her
In a coma, can't defrost her
Can't you see that I'm an imposter?
Where's the fun in doing well?
The good girls never kiss and tell
Not the smart ass, white trash bitches in the first class
Well, that's American dreamin' in a nutshell
You gotta get me off this plane
The flight attendant said my name
The captain said, "You better buckle up
'Cause you're headed to hell in the fast lane"
Like Alice through the looking glass
I'm tired of the upper class
I wanna go back, go back, go back, go back, go back
I'm a freak, yeah, I'm a psycho
I feel so good when I am hypomanic
I'm mechanically up all night, though
Took another dose but I don't think it's micro
I'm a beast, yeah, I'm a monster
I knew beauty then I lost her
In a coma, can't defrost her
Can't you see that I'm an imposter?
I know now what I always knew
I don't belong here, how 'bout you?
You can have my seat, it's yours for free
But I still get punished for good deeds
So you're watchin' from ten thousand feet
And the magazine said, "R-I-P"
And I crashed, I crashed, I crashed, I crashed, I crashed, I crashed
I'm a freak, yeah, I'm a psycho
I feel so good when I am hypomanic
I'm mechanically up all night, though
Took another dose but I don't think it's micro
I'm a beast, yeah, I'm a monster
I knew beauty then I lost her
In a coma, can't defrost her
Can't you see that I'm an imposter?[/quote]

 

[Womb Wizard Victim]

The only album that gets her is called "The Great Impersonator"? Oh Vicky, you're so close to self-awareness there.

 

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

Ashley (Halsey) is sort of a low-level munchie lolcow herself with various health "issues" like bipolar disorder, ADHD, Ehlers-Danlos syndrome, lupus, Sjögren syndrome, POTS, mast cell activation syndrome, t cell disorder and endometriosis. I'm honestly surprised she doesn't have a thread (I think?), but it's really no wonder Vicky identifies so much with her.

 

[Ass Dan]

Ashley (Halsey) is sort of a low-level munchie lolcow herself with various health "issues" like bipolar disorder, ADHD, Ehlers-Danlos syndrome, lupus, Sjögren syndrome, POTS, mast cell activation syndrome, t cell disorder and endometriosis. I'm honestly surprised she doesn't have a thread (I think?), but it's really no wonder Vicky identifies so much with her.

Halsey probably doesn't generate enough milk for her own thread, but she's definitely got cow potential. In addition to her munching, she's also had a they/them arc and has bipolar disorder. Plus she likes to trot out her ethnic background (she's a white-passing biracial) when she's not feeling victimized enough.

 

[Nanashi no kiwi]

The whole myasthenia gravis thing plus a few tweets Vicky made a while back about having difficulty swallowing makes me wonder if she's gearing up for a good, old-fashioned munchie feeding tube arc, unless those are passé now.

I heard Myasthenia Gravis mentioned specifically in an ad for some new medication (yeah, they do that to us Americans). While I recognize that the Baader-Meinhof phenomena is a thing, I can't help but think it's just more evidence that this might be the new thing all the munchies have.

At this point I'm pretty much 100% on the side of the EU position of flat-out banning direct-to-consumer drug advertising. There's no way ads like this aren't encouraging the budding munchies of the world to "ask their doctor" about the latest drug for the shiny new disabilities they definitely have.

a custom wig, because muh trauma

Maybe she's just trying to be a good Jewish girl and meet the requirements for modesty? Though I do wonder what the halakhic position on covering one's hair would be when you've lost most of it because of exogenous testosterone and have otherwise turned yourself into a titless, acne-ridden gremlin who poses no risk of inflaming the passion of any man.

Vicky’s awfully quiet, but sadly, she’s not dead because she retweets shit like this and ruins my day:

It's one of the little ironies of our time that it's precisely the online woke/tumblrina crowd, who think everything is "problematic", that's unironically trying to revive the manic pixie dream girl trope.

From a few weeks ago, but I lol'ed so hard at the notion of Vicky trying to fight God – sorry, "G-d", like Jacob wrestling with the angel, that I had to play around with AI.

Behold Vicky battling the angel Anaphylaxiel with her stash of EpiPens:

 

[OrSoHelpMe]

Now I’m imagining her judo throwing the angel verrrry slowly as her chair reclines upside down.

 

[failed mist]

The whole myasthenia gravis thing plus a few tweets Vicky made a while back about having difficulty swallowing makes me wonder if she's gearing up for a good, old-fashioned munchie feeding tube arc, unless those are passé now.

With some of the setups, you can use them to purge, as well as arbitrarily say you’re “not tolerating feeds” and do a ridiculously slow drip. It’s a perfect accessory for an eating disorder.

Something can always go wrong with them as well, leading to more medical attention and complications. A feeding tube has so much potential, they’ll never go out of style.

 

[Tragon Dirtle]

I knew beauty then I lost her

well I can definitely see why she'd relate to this lyric.

 

[Diana Moon Glampers]

We have a hospital photo! This is not a drill!



They finally kicked her out after 3 weeks. Look at that poor dying soul with no ability to move her muscles. She almost died. And she's still homeless, without even a day of cash runway. It's sweeps week, everybody!

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

Curtain and gown are a match for Tisch.

 

[Zemblan Physics]

Look at that poor dying soul with no ability to move her muscles. She almost died. And she's still homeless

I really wish she would film herself faking muscle weakness. She’s built like a gay and retarded linebacker.

Even better, I wish we had film of her on the top of her method acting game brink of death, with the camera panned out above the ward so you could enjoy the staff laughing at her as soon as they left her room. Maybe they even had some kind of contest - who can imitate crazy pooner in room 6 better?

ETA: checked on the GFM. The grift is working. I can’t believe people don’t crosscheck their donations with the trusted consumer advocates at Kiwi Farms. Smdh.

 

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

ETA: checked on the GFM. The grift is working. I can’t believe people don’t crosscheck their donations with the trusted consumer advocates at Kiwi Farms. Smdh.

The fact that none of them go "wait... hotel?". You know that some cheap hostel or motel won't do for our little princess.