Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

Which will happen first?

  • Jason Hall finishes developing his game

    Votes: 37 0.7%
  • YandereDev finishes developing his game

    Votes: 520 10.4%
  • Grummz finishes developing his game

    Votes: 132 2.6%
  • Chris Roberts finishes developing his game

    Votes: 154 3.1%
  • Cold fusion

    Votes: 1,869 37.4%
  • The inevitable heat death of the universe

    Votes: 2,287 45.7%

  • Total voters
    4,999
Think about that, he got six enterprise Dell computers in his cubicle to run tests, those things aint cheap. He then proceeds to hotbox his cubicle, sweating and smelling all day, and running a box fan to spread the joyous odor around the office.
I want to fucking kill myself, I made a whole fucking comic and my fucking editing program just decided to fucking kill itself fuck me fuck me fuck me kill me now. Fucking two hours of my life fucking wasted. Fucking piece of shit Pinta, can you fucking work as a fucking normal fucking program please, fuck.

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After another half-an-to-one hour(s), I finished them

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Oh yeah, I already forgot. Anyways here's the top gifters as csv, my logs are this month only and missing some days but I took the numbers from the total number twitch shows so it probably isn't missing anything significant
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EDIT: Apparently you can hide the count message on twitch as an option, so this is missing people who have that enabled.
you just filtered through messages with "gifting X Subs" right? I found this one dude "TheADHDSanta" where his gift subs doesnt show as "gifting x subs".
In his birthdaystream this dude gifted 521 subs, some days before 300 and day before 100. So he has allready 921. I dont understand why it shows every subs as 1 instead of 100
Man its really annoying to go through that since most subs are just T1. I found 3 times where people gifted T2 subs. So I think most of his T3 subs are not gifted
 
Thanks a lot man you pretty much knew exactly what to say I just hope your dad is doing a little better than mine
I'm not trying to powerlevel or shit this thread up, so I'll leave it at this.

My dad and I are very similar in the worst ways, so we don't like each other much. I couldn't tell you what he's doing at this point.

What's important is that you and your dad loved each other and had good times. Possessions come and go, but what you hold in your heart and mind can't be bought or sold, and your dad will live with you forever in that way. I'd consider that a fortune.

Just remember one thing: fuck Mald!

I want to fucking kill myself, I made a whole fucking comic and my fucking editing program just decided to fucking kill itself fuck me fuck me fuck me kill me now. Fucking two hours of my life fucking wasted. Fucking piece of shit Pinta, can you fucking work as a fucking normal fucking program please, fuck.

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After another half-an-to-one hour(s), I finished them

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Lmfao. Well done.
 

Quin apparently did an interview with THE ROOMATE. What new info is in it? Don't know, saw it and posted.

Preservetube link.

Edit: This ones just about the Twitch TOS stuff, youtube boys gonna milk it for a part 2 that'll go over the roommate stories. That said, it's still useful to hear a twitch staffer directly say "No, he's probably not going to get punished over this, Twitch is always terrible about the way they enforce things."
 
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I have a different theory. I think that Jason has a chromosomal disorder that cause his man tits to lactate. So it was his breast milk that other degens at blizzard were stealing.
That would explain the 2nd puberty thing, maybe he really did go through some pseudo-menopause.
 
they didnt allow him to compile :story: that really says it all, doesn't it?
"20 years in the industry" :smug:
All over a fuckin squirmy lil pixel art roach....He could have played the game and completely trashed me and the game design. That would have been better route.
As if the guy who takes a decade to make a 2 hour walking simulator has room to talk on game design.
Oh shit poopgnome might become widespread big day for mald hate
Maybe im just optimistic, given his inability to stay quiet about anything anyone says about him, but I really hope it does lmao

stoned thought.. I wonder how many KF users came here to participate in this thread 🤔
 
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Quin apparently did an interview with THE ROOMATE. What new info is in it? Don't know, saw it and posted.

Preservetube link.

Edit: This ones just about the Twitch TOS stuff, youtube boys gonna milk it for a part 2 that'll go over the roommate stories. That said, it's still useful to hear a twitch staffer directly say "No, he's probably not going to get punished over this, Twitch is always terrible about the way they enforce things."

Man he's really working the slop from every angle. I think the Zoomers are going to be all right.
 

Quin apparently did an interview with THE ROOMATE. What new info is in it? Don't know, saw it and posted.

Preservetube link.

Edit: This ones just about the Twitch TOS stuff, youtube boys gonna milk it for a part 2 that'll go over the roommate stories. That said, it's still useful to hear a twitch staffer directly say "No, he's probably not going to get punished over this, Twitch is always terrible about the way they enforce things."
So sad it's just a nothingburger. Hoped for some more funny stories about him crying that he has no friends at work and maybe some sperging about how shit he was at his job. Not even a single mention of the gnome. Maybe next slop
 
Here's an example of not feeding a cat and giving a valid reason.
Because you're not a psychopath.
a guy calling a cat a fatass made me laugh WAY more than it should of

That cat clip should be the death of Mald from the normie pov there is nothing people hate more than animal abuse
Its even worse in context that he WENT to check why, and RUNS a "ferret rescue". Were both those, or even 1 of them not the case, itd be way less but if you make yourself famous for caring for animals BUT also entirely refuse to feed a hungry cat, it looks bad. He didn't even say at the time that she was already fed or anything. you'd think being in charge with animals this crap wouldn't happen period. I think normies might ignore it if they pay minimal attention, but the more attention you pay, the worse it looks
He could have played the game and completely trashed me and the game design. That would have been better route.
At least you aren't a braggart though. This is the huge separating factor. I think perhaps pirate might of been better in many respects if he DIDN'T always brag too.
Quin apparently did an interview with THE ROOMATE.
Quin might be milking this for all its worth, but I find this amusing. Shame no mention of the gnome
 
Some """custom hardware""" lore, sort of. According to Mald, he was such an amazing "automation engineer" that at some point he had 6 (six) PCs (or 4, he's not sure) in his gigacubicle. Despite that, the "perception" from his coworkers was that he was completely useless (this I believe) and because of that, he didn't get what he (fucking) deserved, so the only thing left for him was to leave the department. But not before telling his manager (who was the only one to see Mald's incredible awesomeness) to DO HIS (FUCKING) JOB!!!!11111oneone :story:
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so he got a fan to pull out all the hot air from his cubicle and have it blow into the neighboring cubicles?
 
RUNS a "ferret rescue"
That's the thing. Mald says he runs it the same way he says he was a red team specialist, or he got defcon badges. He likes to take credit for things he has no real part of.

Who cleans the endless shit out of the ferret's cages? Shaye.
Who is the exotic vet who monitors the ferrets and figures out when one of them needs to visit the vet, is about to kick the bucket, or which of their anuses has tightened enough for mald's lil noodle to feel something again? Shaye.

Mald is consistent in his behaviour at least. He likes the ferrets as objects, as something to improve his image(the LARGEST ferret rescue :smug:), it's just his words that betray him. His mouth is his Achilles heel.

I'm not in disagreement though. If he's going to talk the talk, he needs to back it up with action.
 

Quin apparently did an interview with THE ROOMATE. What new info is in it? Don't know, saw it and posted.

Preservetube link.

Edit: This ones just about the Twitch TOS stuff, youtube boys gonna milk it for a part 2 that'll go over the roommate stories. That said, it's still useful to hear a twitch staffer directly say "No, he's probably not going to get punished over this, Twitch is always terrible about the way they enforce things."
so its not booing booing?
EDIT: after watching maybe it is booing booing. Hopefully she shares more stuff than what is mentioned here
 
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Its even worse in context that he WENT to check why, and RUNS a "ferret rescue".
Hadn't even considered this part. Yeah, this retard runs a (fake) rescue and pulled this cat thing. Who's to say that he doesn't do the same with the ferrets? Cleaning up their shit, feeding them, dealing with the corpses left after "ferret funtime" - isn't his job, that's for his furry slavewife. Just like that trivial art crap he sperged about that could've been solved if he knew how to code, had a style guide, or even got off his ass and opened it up in paint to change it himself (fuckin' easy btw). If things go bottom up on his ferret rape den then maybe there could be another public humiliation segment on stream. I can hope.

Didn't keep much of an eye on the discussions today. Unlikely anything big will pop up, and it's slowing down since Mald bans nearly everyone. Still, I did grab this pair of now-deleted threads from today.
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