Containment Random Chris Updates

[Jack Awful]

As Godbear as my witness, I shall never go hungry straight, AGAIN,..and neither shall muh duck!!

Kim Jong Un makes a way more convincing feminine lesbian than ol' fake seaweed, what's his face.
I love how Chris takes that dumb quiz literally. It has questions like: "Have You Ever Had a Boyfriend?" "Which Celebrity Would You Rather Sleep With?" "Which Character From Orange is The New Black Resembles You?"

"Seaweed hair"

 

[IV 445]

Oh lawd the replies

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you gotta love weens sometimes.

 

[JULAY]

If I recall from all the videos of Chris trying to woo his latest imaginary Internet girlfriend; Doesn't Christopher normally save the baby talk for people he wants to fuck?

He also uses the baby talk with Barb.

Take from that what you will.

 

[m0rnutz]

what did he mean by this? https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/854052159876460545

There is only one thing it could mean.

Totem Sonic was a Trojan horse. Chris is a witch.

Spoiler

 

[StillGullible]

He also uses the baby talk with Barb.

Take from that what you will.

Well, when he's said stuff like this...

I, myself, Did have dreams of having sex with my mother.

It's hard not to take it in the worst possible way.

 

[InTheSidePocket]

He also uses the baby talk with Barb.

Take from that what you will.

This is from what... 2011?

Compared to 2016-2017:

Something does not add up.

 

[Buck Mullet]

This is from what... 2011?

Compared to 2016-2017:

Something does not add up.

Watching your man-child of a son, transform into a lesbian man-child of a daughter... who has considered having sex with his own mother? That'll do it to you.

 

[InTheSidePocket]

Watching your man-child of a son transform into a lesbian man-child of a daughter who has considered having sex with his own mother will do that to you.

Okay... punctuation, please.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

 

[Orkeosaurus]

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does Chris even need to file taxes considering the ?

 

[Wraith]

does Chris even need to file taxes considering the ?

It's been a while since I had to check, but isn't the minimum amount you have to earn in order for you to have to report income is $600 per job or something? I say that to remind CWC that he earned $1500 on selling his high school abomination.
And he spent all that money.
Somebody with tax knowledge tell me if he needs to pay capital gains tax or something. I want to see the screws turned tighter.

 

[InTheSidePocket]

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It's only suddenly a bad month because his Totem and Barb begging scams fell through.

 

[The Grimace]

I always figured people sent him enough pizza already lol

 

[JULAY]

This is from what... 2011?

Compared to 2016-2017:

Something does not add up.

Damn, seeing the contrast like that really drives it home that she's probably going to die sooner than later. I wouldn't be buying any green bananas if I were the Barblax.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

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I always figured people sent him enough pizza already lol

Oh, god, Chris is desperate to get some free pizza, so he tags the rest of "Freaks and Geeks" parade. I can tell you that at least two of the people on that list are the same person.

 

[Lucas Wolf]

That is from June 2016 when Barb claimed she needed $ to get "dental work"

 

[Michael J Hirtes]

It's only suddenly a bad month because his Totem and Barb begging scams fell through.

So, the buyer didn't pay for the totem after all? This is news to me.

 

[Picnic_Boy]

We've seen Chris eat pizza. It ain't pretty. It's like a bulldog eating cotton candy.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Chris finally replied to Jessica's question about what a femme lesbian meant.

"Totally comfortable with the way you look".....there goes that transgender dysphoria, which Chris probably knows nothing about.

"but sometimes, you wish you were more butch so other women would realize that you're gay!"

"You're commonly mistaken as a straight girl."

 

[InTheSidePocket]

So, the buyer didn't pay for the totem after all? This is news to me.

Not exactly sure, I think the payment is pending.