Wuchang: Fallen Feathers - Stellar Blade - chink edition

Doesn't have Denuvo
Only 60 gigs
Allegedly runs well
Only $50

Yeah ok, I'll probably try this out.
>only 60 gigs
>only $50
what has this world come to..

Reject Western AAA Gamedevs whose company follows the whims of Karens and LGBT staff

Embrace Chinese game devs that oversexualize games <3
Enjoy your sloppa chang,
 
I'm playing it. Liking it though some of the systems are kinda convoluted and the combat seems a little clunky. Kinda reminds me of Sekiro crossed with Nioh.

Beware of performance problems though, I guess. Been reading about it being fucked on both PC and console, though I'm playing on PS5 and it seems fine so far.

Edit: Oh and it also seems to be blowing up on Steam.

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The reviews are here folks :story:

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XBOXERA: "WUCHANG Fallen Feathers Review" (archive.is)

Unfortunately, for all of its unique appeal, there is one increasingly common problem in the games industry that Wuchang suffers from, and that’s a skeevy attitude towards women.

It’s extremely distasteful to depict women going through untold horrors, only for you to find multiple armor sets that let you run around in their underwear. You can tell a story about the depravity of an invading army, as long as you treat barbaric acts with the required sensitivity. Throughout the game, you’ll see women strung up, weeping in dark rooms with a slither of a health bar, and one of the main story threads in the game revolves around an evil queen who kidnaps women to experiment on them in order to create the perfect bride for her son.

It would have been fine if Wuchang had treated this story with the gravity it deserved, but you can then find the clothing of these women and read about how horribly they’ve suffered, only for the game to giggle as your character breasts boobily in those same clothes. It’s just gross, and makes vast sections of the game feel uncomfortable to play through.

The Gamer: "Wuchang: Fallen Feathers Review" (archive.is)

Wuchang: Fallen Feathers has almost nothing to add to the soulslike genre. For all of its 40-something hours of skimpy outfits, monster battles and weirdo NPCs.

Wuchang body remains perfectly doll-like to dress up. A lot of the gear you can wear barely covers her up. The game is so unserious about this that the best armor for resisting a lethal status affliction had me running around in my underwear.

It's hard to feel the gravity of the situation as I wade through pools of blood and listen to the cries of people who have lost their friends and family to a horrifying disease when I'm playing a character designed to be eye candy.

PCGAMER: Wuchang Fallen Feathers Review (archive.is)
 
Are people still upset over pixel titties on a screen and have nothing better to do with their time than complain on the Internet about said pixel titties.
I dunno, you tell me about the sad 40-50 year old losers who need pixel titties as jack off material, because they all look like marshmallows stuffed into a microwave and thus no woman wants to approach em, not even hookers.
 
Here is the modern audience. Enjoy your Tranny DEI games.
Sure thing buddy, since I know your meager mind is only capable of spewing buzzwords and slurs there is no point in engaging further. Enjoy your vacuous titty-game you pathetic onanist. I'm sure you and your imageboard buddies will be declaring this game as having "soul" and being "kino" like your idiotic contrarian natures demand.
 
Sure thing buddy, since I know your meager mind is only capable of spewing buzzwords and slurs there is no point in engaging further. Enjoy your vacuous titty-game you pathetic onanist. I'm sure you and your imageboard buddies will be declaring this game as having "soul" and being "kino" like your idiotic contrarian natures demand.
So you basically have no argument besides “heterosexuality bad”.
 
I'm not really that into souls likes and stuff like that, but I'll at least give it a chance if it isn't woke.
 
Imagine needing a shitty Chinese made soul game with big tits for your "muh heterosuality guyz", you fuckers are trully porn brained.
Mentally defective freaks with IQ too low to understand why good-looking people are popular, and why audiences consistently reject woke genderblobs.

Even a dogshit game will do much better if the characters are appealing, instead of actively trying to repulse everyone that doesn't have brain damage.

And no, it's not porn addiction or whatever dumbfuck Marxist talking point you're parroting like the mental midget you are, it's a marketing "hack" that people all over the world managed to figure out some 5000 years ago, but the intellectual titans of the left still struggle to decode.

I won't take any more of your time because I know you need conscious thought to continue breathing, and we wouldn't want you to pass out.
 
Even a dogshit game will do much better if the characters are appealing, instead of actively trying to repulse everyone that doesn't have brain damage.

And no, it's not porn addiction or whatever dumbfuck Marxist talking point you're parroting like the mental midget you are, it's a marketing "hack" that people all over the world managed to figure out some 5000 years ago, but the intellectual titans of the left still struggle to decode.
And yet for someone reason these games dont really do well, as their numbers quickly drop an they get forgotten, as the sad porn brained losers move on to another jerk off material. Then again, Stellar Blade only sold well in Korea, China and Japan, two out of three places already have porn brained addicts.

So ye, enjoy playng your crappy Chink porn game with one hand, cause thats the only thing sad wankers like you can do
 
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