Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

[A T.V. Hating Mutant]

Khronos streaming right now
He's laughing about the fact there is over 1800 unban requests on Jasons chat

https://www.twitch.tv/khronosvii

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He replies to most of these unban requests with comments like these.
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What an existence to aspire to, sweeping for an oversensitive retard. Guy has no scruples, no backbone, and no talent. Total cuck.

The pooner looks even more degenerate and unwashed than Mald does. And that says something.

A lot of successful individuals will tell you to surround yourself with people 'better than you'.

Mald, the free-thinker that he is, decided to invert that adage and only surround himself with people who are so shit they make him look good. Clever, no?

 

[yt Oliander]

The pooner looks even more degenerate and unwashed than Mald does. And that says something.

I bet she fucks like Hellen Keller tho ngl

 

[1983 Opel Kadett]

there's a fucking pattern here with these ferret rescues and hoarding i guess..

I feel like this is true for most rescues that only accept one type of animal

 

[Huddinge]

Maybe Khronos knows something we don't

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There's something about his dead pamperchu eyes

 

[Pvt. Parts]

Using voice clips from a high profile event to make a game ridiculing the subject is such a quintessential example of fair use, that if Jason files a lawsuit at the same time USIPS starts getting funding, I might help finance his defense in full or in part.

Jason didn't even fucking know that the voice lines were in the Steam edition, which they were not, so his DMCA is bunk. He should countersue for DMCA abuse.

Edit: Just saw he already got pro bono rep, very cool

Im such a fuckin retard to this site, I didnt know who this was until I saw a video mentioning this post. Sorry for the late thank you and do appreciate the look out.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

Maybe Khronos knows something we don't

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lmao at the play button being conveniently placed there. also, if you look at it, khronos has the same phenotype as mald. just imagine him with the same long hair and you have the same look.

 

[Aurellia Spaghettellia]

Thought i'd throw this in here since it's already getting crowded ( sorry, you pull 1 string and find more shit type beat )

> Pirate Software's Game Director Thor Hall and Lead Artist Shaye Rehmel. They joined us to commemorate the permier of a medley of songs from their game Heartbound!
Broooo are you fucking kidding me?
Thor Hall? Shaye with no Bradie?
June 2025 and they are PREMIERING Heartbound songs??? on a sicko volunteering event???

LMAO. Nice finds!
Edit: reminder that on OP's LinkedIn screenshot he would still go by Jason Hall.
(currently changed to Jason Thor Hall)

 

[StacticShock]

There's something about his dead pamperchu eyes

it's the old saying, all autistic roads lead to sonichu.

 

[ScurvyRat]

There's probably some kind of tax shenanigans if providing employee housing, regarding benefits and payroll taxes or something but I wouldn't have any idea how that would actually work out.

Nope.
Employee housing falls under "compensation" and is taxed at the same rate as income, in most circumstances.

Very rarely will employee housing be tax exempt, as you would have to prove that they have to live there for their work. IE, an off shore oil worker who can't commute 100 miles into the ocean everyday.

 

[GarbanzoBeans]

"I stay the same size".

I think the insidious nature of this isn't being entirely recognized. An empathetic leader would realize there are now 17 (alleged) people that depend on him. His employees are an extension of him, as are any people (or critters) that would be dependent upon him.

He has not stayed the same size, he has a ferret hoard, a supposed partner and 17 (alleged) employees. If he lost everything right now, in his eyes, he would be fine and that's all that matters. HE stayed the same size. And as for all of his employees? Well, I'll quote Jason on that: "not my cat".

Which makes it even more gross when he invokes the livelihoods of his employees. I can already hear him bitching and saying shit like "you're a grown adult that accepted a job in a volatile industry. What did you expect?"

 

[Kuritan Deplorable]

Very rarely will employee housing be tax exempt, as you would have to prove that they have to live there for their work. IE, an off shore oil worker who can't commute 100 miles into the ocean everyday.

And by extension, that kind of housing tends to be very low quality, because you have to make the argument of business necessity, therefor its expected to be cost-effective. Not shitty or rotten, but multi-bunk rooms and shared common spaces. If you're throwing out straight up real houses for the workers, your gonna get them asking why you can afford this but not afford a regular ferry service when it'd be cheaper at that point.

Regulators really, really don't want situations where employees are at such a mercy to the employer, because it always turns into a shitshow.

 

[Terfmaster9000]

I bet she fucks like Hellen Keller tho ngl

Only if you are a corpse.

 

[Aidan]

I think the house idea stems from Mald's controlling nature and allows him to justify less pay and more pressure on his jannies. If you can imagine someone in a situation where their employer pays for their housing and as soon as you're no longer an employee you must pay rent, it is a bad situation to be in. If you quit then you're not only out of a job but your expenses shoot up substantially and if you decide to look elsewhere for a job there's the added drama of having to move out.

Mald probably wouldn't have any real legal weight keeping anyone from moving out on a whim but he would use scare tactics and his jannies are not going to be people that will challenge him. In no sane world should any content creator be offering "janny4rent" as an opportunity, it invites trouble for everyone.

 

[yt Oliander]

I think the house idea stems from Mald's controlling nature and allows him to justify less pay and more pressure on his jannies. If you can imagine someone in a situation where their employer pays for their housing and as soon as you're no longer an employee you must pay rent, it is a bad situation to be in. If you quit then you're not only out of a job but your expenses shoot up substantially and if you decide to look elsewhere for a job there's the added drama of having to move out.

Isn't this exactly what ended up destroying Illuminaughtii's whole life? She tried to turn her editor into an indentured servant, and then his call-out vid started a chain reaction that nuked her from existence.

Khronos redemption arc soon?

 

[The ATF Disliked That]

Khronos redemption arc soon?

Probably not Khronos. To me he seems to be really deep in on all the shady shit. It'll probably come from someone else lesser known within his circle.

 

[Poisonbreath]

Which makes it even more gross when he invokes the livelihoods of his employees. I can already hear him bitching and saying shit like "you're a grown adult that accepted a job in a volatile industry. What did you expect?"

Can't wait for the inevitable backstabbing, like in the Second Life days.

 

[Two Frogs]

Probably not Khronos. To me he seems to be really deep in on all the shady shit. It'll probably come from someone else lesser known within his circle.

What's the betting odds on him terminally pissing Shaye off and she somehow takes the ferrets?

 

[MAPK phosphatase]

Maybe Khronos knows something we don't

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Drawing glasses on someone with an oval-shaped head and then pointing at someone with square head and saying "wow, look at how similar they are" is funny, but not in the way Khronos intended. Particularly when Khronos looks even more like Mald.
And regardless, propper face-match schizophrenia is much more elaborate.

Spoiler: watch and learn

 

[gaarashatan]

honestly, i didnt know who this guy was until all this drama about stopkillinggames, then i went down the rabbit hole and everytime he doubles down it reminds me more of dsp. i keep thinking is this the second coming of dsp

everyones an idiot but him, hes right youre wrong.
even the laugh is starting to sound the iconic snort after he belittles someone for criticizing or having a different of an opinion, just like dsp.
and if he falls far enough will he too start begging for money?
i need the money. to pay mah ferrets

 

[Jester Who Didn't Laugh]

honestly, i didnt know who this guy was until all this drama about stopkillinggames, then i went down the rabbit hole and everytime he doubles down it reminds me more of dsp. i keep thinking is this the second coming of dsp

everyones an idiot but him, hes right youre wrong.
even the laugh is starting to sound the iconic snort after he belittles someone for criticizing or having a different of an opinion, just like dsp.
and if he falls far enough will he too start begging for money?
i need the money. to pay mah ferrets

He dosen't know who Maldy is, but this is so on brand for DSP.

https://preservetube.com/watch?v=vDfvbVyWHF0 still dont know how to link preserve links but there you go just in case.