Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 15.4%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 6 1.5%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 103 25.2%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 73 17.8%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 164 40.1%

  • Total voters
    409
Nick feels like you can create cows because he’s too ignorant to understand how he went from a big YouTuber to lolcow status. He most likely thinks it’s all because Null put him in his stream, let people post about how he was a lolcow, and that’s all it takes.
nick forgets that this entire community is a bunch of haters that does this for the love of the game. I know I at least would continue to watch retards on the internet if and when the kiwifarms finally goes kaput. So, realistically, while he exists on the internet I shall be there to mock him from afar for being a retard. Nick, entirely through his own actions, shall never know peace on this earth on the internet (and, presumably, in real life considering he's a known child abuser in a community of like 20k people).
 
Today was the Brian Kohberger sentencing hearing, and it’s funny to think of an alternate timeline where Balldo actually streamed it. Could have been a neat little bonus pot after the payday that would have been the Karen Read trial. No hardball commentary needed, maybe just inviting on all the other lawtubers in his court to shoot the shit and discuss things like the victim impact statements. If he were even close to his peak and didn’t know what I do now, I would have watched that stream over the straight court footage any day.
Nick would have started masturbating when the trailer trash family started going on and on about Kohberger getting raped in prison.
 
Nick would have started masturbating when the trailer trash family started going on and on about Kohberger getting raped in prison.
Nick, much like a tranny who has gotten the chop or chemically fucked themselves up with hormones, is endlessly infuriated by his inability to masturbate. Not even the "break glass in case of extreme broke dick" drug cocktail works on the little guy. "WHY CAN'T I GOON, SEAN!?"
 
Nick would have started masturbating when the trailer trash family started going on and on about Kohberger getting raped in prison.
That entire case was a shitshow and the impact statements by the rabid parents were utterly cringe.
Having that streamed by EDB was already bad enough, Kirsche was the perfect channel to stream the clownshow in that courtroom.

People can bookmark this post, but I fully expect him to get out when all genealogy evidence accessed by police and FBI is blanket thrown out by the Supreme Court in a few years. The shitshow that will cause will feed the lawtubers that did not coke away their career for decades.
 
People can bookmark this post, but I fully expect him to get out when all genealogy evidence accessed by police and FBI is blanket thrown out by the Supreme Court in a few years.
That's not going to happen unless you think the government is ever just going to release dozens of prolific serial killers.
 
I feel like Nick is trying to force Kurt into being a lolcow and failing horrifically at it. And it’s probably killing him inside because there was absolutely a point in his career where he had enough blind followers to make a lolcow out of people and now it just makes him look petty
A lot of people assume that artificially turning someone into a lolcow is way easier than it actually is.

You almost certainly cannot do it without the lolcow's help, and a true lolcow would do most of the work on their own anyway.

If Nick had tried to make Kurt into a lolcow at the peak of his own popularity he would still have failed. It would have looked petty, it would have hurt Nick's own reputation, it would have probably granted Kurt a few more views of people curious to see what's so funny about the guy (spoiler: not much) and some of them would maybe even stick around and follow Kurt instead of Nick because pretty much any content creator has some kind of niche they appeal to and Kurt is not disastrously bad at what he does.
 
he literally can't even make fun of fat women like a normal person without thinking of aaron. this is psychopathic at this point.


He's being wistfully nostalgic here. He's thinking "I'll get those kids zooted on coke and Aaron can feed them Spaghetti-o's after I've watched him banging their mom. It'll be just like in the good old days."

Nick would have started masturbating when the trailer trash family started going on and on about Kohberger getting raped in prison.

He spent a fortune on that big black dildo so by God he's going to use it...
 
Nick is, as always, laser-focused on penis.
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I counted 43 instances during that stream where Rekieta made comments directed at Aaron, rather than merely speaking about him. Not all of these remarks are equally egregious, but here is a compilation of them:

As something of a sequel, below is a supercut of MAPton also throwing out unabashed @'s in his show yesterday. Unlike his July 15th show in which Aaron was mentioned 67 times mostly attributable to coverage of a RedBar clip, yesterday's show marked the first time since his HRO that he has made a proper return to his "occupation" with the usual format playing footage from Aaron's show and responding to it in real-time for almost three hours starting at 1:39:26. Throughout, he was noticeably much more cautious in his wording than his "lawyer" friend was, carefully couching things in the third person about what "he" (Aaron) is saying, and only using "you" in ways that are nominally directed at the audience (e.g. you know, you guys, etc.) or other times adopting the generic "you" akin to the "royal we" or similar to how one would use "one" as a pronoun.

Even excluding those, in his dab-addled haze that even got his own chat to comment repeatedly on how he sounded higher than usual, he let slip about 14 instances of statements at Aaron directly, knowing full well how foreseeable it is that Aaron would end up seeing his chief a-log's main show or at least end up seeing clips of it, and not even bothering with the "members-only" defense against foreseeability that Nick attempted to contrive last month. Instead they must now be confidently leaning hard into the "nigga just close your eyes" defense that always seems to go well for everyone that's ever tried it.

That's not to say that any of this is necessarily a violation under the governing case law posted ITT about indirect contact via foreseeably conveyed social media statements nor to say that either Aaron or law enforcement would ever do anything about it even if it were a violation, and this is only presented as another testament to what a lawless shithole Minnesota is now that pretty much any given future HRO respondent just needs to be clever enough to select a-logging of any given future HRO petitioner as an "occupation" gay internet hobby and become forever immune from consequences. Who knew?




SubjectTimestampTimestamped URL
"first you get the HRO, then you figure out" evidence1:42:45youtu.be/w83xu8bCteg&t=6165s
"if you don't have a way to make money"1:58:10youtu.be/w83xu8bCteg&t=7090s
"you don't" have a show2:03:31youtu.be/w83xu8bCteg&t=7411s
"you never know when you'll get" that radio gig call2:04:03youtu.be/w83xu8bCteg&t=7443s
"are you hurting?"2:04:58youtu.be/w83xu8bCteg&t=7498s
"all you do is win"2:05:15youtu.be/w83xu8bCteg&t=7515s
"you decided to lie on a document"2:16:37youtu.be/w83xu8bCteg&t=8197s
"this could have cost you zero"2:17:00youtu.be/w83xu8bCteg&t=8220s
"you own a comb?"2:19:50youtu.be/w83xu8bCteg&t=8390s
"you don't have to go to court today"2:29:48youtu.be/w83xu8bCteg&t=8988s
"if you were to quit this"2:54:35youtu.be/w83xu8bCteg&t=10475s
"withdraw the restraining order"2:55:04youtu.be/w83xu8bCteg&t=10504s
"your entire self worth goes out the window"4:00:39youtu.be/w83xu8bCteg&t=14439s
"why aren't you doing it?"4:10:16youtu.be/w83xu8bCteg&t=15016s
 
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