Containment Random Thoughts & Questions

[PhoBingas]

I understand your perspective, and I respect it. It's true that Chris bought her those "cute" Nazi photos online that she wanted, but I believe she reimbursed him, so it wasn't just some paypig setup.

Didn't he buy Megan some DVD's and anime VHS tapes, along with 80s MLP shit too?
I suppose if they were hanging out at the same hobby shop, she probably figured it was easier to just be friendly to civil with Chris until he started being super creepy and making porn of her. I don't blame Megan in the least for cutting him loose, and if I was her, I would have washed my hands of him when he started getting touchy-feely.
Megan did never go to Chris' folks' place. I wonder if she just didn't have the time, or she was worried he might try to rape her?

 

[ToroidalBoat]

If "Honor Roll" likes to LARP as Christ and "an avatar of all reality", then how does he explain his lack of intelligence?

I guess he probably still thinks he is absolutely brilliant and isn't aware of just how below average his intelligence is.

 

[King Kiwi]

Didn't he buy Megan some DVD's and anime VHS tapes, along with 80s MLP shit too?
I suppose if they were hanging out at the same hobby shop, she probably figured it was easier to just be friendly to civil with Chris until he started being super creepy and making porn of her. I don't blame Megan in the least for cutting him loose, and if I was her, I would have washed my hands of him when he started getting touchy-feely.
Megan did never go to Chris' folks' place. I wonder if she just didn't have the time, or she was worried he might try to rape her?

I personally think Megan was just using Chris at least half the time.

They never went anywhere, I don't think she wanted to give Chris her number, apparently she was rather flirtatious with some other guy and kissed him; thereby meaning she IS open to certain guys, at least flirting.

 

[PhoBingas]

I personally think Megan was just using Chris at least half the time.

They never went anywhere, I don't think she wanted to give Chris her number, apparently she was rather flirtatious with some other guy and kissed him; thereby meaning she IS open to certain guys, at least flirting.

I never bought her whole asexual thing either. It was probably just a poly to try and get Chris to stop flirting with and touching her.
Chris always had a habit of getting handsy with his galpals. Megan, the girl who got stolen by the guy in the pickle suit complained he kept trying to touch and tried to kiss her. (Emily?) I'm pretty sure he tried to get handsy with Casey too, but she might have shut him down after Chris said she was fatter than he expected.

 

[King Kiwi]

I never bought her whole asexual thing either. It was probably just a poly to try and get Chris to stop flirting with and touching her.
Chris always had a habit of getting handsy with his galpals. Megan, the girl who got stolen by the guy in the pickle suit complained he kept trying to touch and tried to kiss her. (Emily?) I'm pretty sure he tried to get handsy with Casey too, but she might have shut him down after Chris said she was fatter than he expected.

I wonder what would have happened if he had gotten handsy with any of the OG gal pals

 

[Chrus Chundlur]

I never bought her whole asexual thing either. It was probably just a poly to try and get Chris to stop flirting with and touching her.
Chris always had a habit of getting handsy with his galpals. Megan, the girl who got stolen by the guy in the pickle suit complained he kept trying to touch and tried to kiss her. (Emily?) I'm pretty sure he tried to get handsy with Casey too, but she might have shut him down after Chris said she was fatter than he expected.

I don't remember Megan ever saying she was asexual (not interesting in dating, at most, probably just to shoo Chris away). The Wallflower, on the other hand, claimed so (probably for the same reasons, since she was way into horny fapfics).

 

[PhoBingas]

I wonder what would have happened if he had gotten handsy with any of the OG gal pals

Thankfully, most of them only seemed to hang out with him at school. The school probably had rules against touching and PDA and I don't think Chris started getting suspended / expelled until he hit college, but it's hard to say. He might have got a pass for being a tard.

I don't remember Megan ever saying she was asexual (not interesting in dating, at most, probably just to shoo Chris away). The Wallflower, on the other hand, claimed so (probably for the same reasons, since she was way into horny fapfics).

I may have misconstrued or misremembered old Megan emails when she said she didn't have any romantic feelings, have the need for affection or the desire to date. Could have sworn she came out and said it directly, or hinted at it, hoping Chris would pick up on it.

 

[CWCvilleTourist420]

What are all the various Christorical figures thinking about their adventures with him now?

Do they even remember it? And how much do they still know? How often and how long do they think about it? How do they judge the various actors, factors and events involved, and the magnitude of their own actions? Are they even aware of Chris' celebrity status online? And how important are those memories for them now? Did it shape their biography and identity?

 

[Acoustic Virgin]

How representative is PVCC of the typical community college experience? I hear the advice that's being doled out to kids these days that they should do their first few years of post-secondary education at a community college and then transfer to a real university later to save money. But I can't help thinking about Chris' time there soliciting sex and getting thrown out of his classes. Is he an anomaly and most community college students are just working hard to make the most of their educational opportunities? Or are those places filled with retards constantly letting out "exclamations you'd likely hear from a black person in church"?

 

[Tennis-Ball-Tony]

How representative is PVCC of the typical community college experience? I hear the advice that's being doled out to kids these days that they should do their first few years of post-secondary education at a community college and then transfer to a real university later to save money. But I can't help thinking about Chris' time there soliciting sex and getting thrown out of his classes. Is he an anomaly and most community college students are just working hard to make the most of their educational opportunities? Or are those places filled with retards constantly letting out "exclamations you'd likely hear from a black person in church"?

A lot of community colleges care about if the student pays or not, first and foremost. If they're a moderate annoyance, things will be slided. With Chris, it was obvious he was mentally challenged, but Barb kept making the payments, so PVCC was more than happy to keep him around. Chris's courses would have taken a normal student 2 years to complete, but it took Chris five years. And that's counting the year long suspension.

Community colleges are generally lower down on the totem pole as far as colleges go. The push these days to get kids to go into those first is that kids today just don't have the post high school skills. I hear even working a PC is difficult for them, thus needing to go a basically throw away school for "practice".

With Chris however, even community college was a stretch for him to succeed at, and it took twice as long, so maybe twice as much, with his parents doing his homework, and Chris barely squeaking by. A lot of students like Chris would have long left the college after their first big fuck up, but Chris stayed the course, and PVCC got paid.

 

[King Kiwi]

What are all the various Christorical figures thinking about their adventures with him now?

Do they even remember it? And how much do they still know? How often and how long do they think about it? How do they judge the various actors, factors and events involved, and the magnitude of their own actions? Are they even aware of Chris' celebrity status online? And how important are those memories for them now? Did it shape their biography and identity?

Yes, they reside on Mount Trollus, judging us all.

 

[normankrasner]

Chris wasn't the first or last person to take 5 years to earn a 2 year degree, just maybe only person with no good excuses like family, military service, or illness. Was he even enrolled full time (12+ credits during the Fall and Spring Semesters)? community colleges will admit anyone who can pay or obtain student loans, buy they often require remedial classes for applicants on the lower end, would anyone had even hired Chris if he tried to put has CADD degree to use instead of turning it into something as useless as philosophy degree?

 

[CWCvilleTourist420]

The fact Chris made it through high school and college prooves he isn't totally dumb. Of course he is very stupid, but he is NOT retarded in the clinical sense. Credit where it's due. His low intelligence only ruins his life and character in combination with other factors.

In theory (of course it will never happen in life because it's Chris we're talking about), if Chris suddenly, magically, decided to turn his life around, went to a bootcamp specifically designed for him and tried to be as happy and successful as possible, would his CADD education be any help in terms of career? I would guess that only in the sense it shows potential employers he's not retarded and can achieve something if he wants and tries. Otherwise, his knowledge his mostly lost in his autistic brain, having long been replaced with comics and vidya, and even if not it would be horrible outdated by now.

 

[Acoustic Virgin]

The fact Chris made it through high school and college prooves he isn't totally dumb. Of course he is very stupid, but he is NOT retarded in the clinical sense. Credit where it's due. His low intelligence only ruins his life and character in combination with other factors.

I'm not sure being shuffled through public high school and taking 5 years to complete a 2-year associates degree are representative of any sort of intelligence. I mean, just look at some of his high school work.

https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Manchester_High_School#Known_accomplishments

In a sane world, there's no way this is passing work. Even when he applies himself (which is rare), it's clear that he just doesn't understand things.

I do not believe that his earning a CADD certificate prepared him in any way for any sort of career. While it's possible that it could serve as a mildly bright spot on an otherwise barren resume, it doesn't seem that he learned anything practical.

If Chris were to suddenly want to turn his life around, I don't see him doing any sort of job where use of his brain is required. He might be capable of some sort of factory job if the steps of the process were well defined and laid out for him -- or maybe a janitor or something similar. He could even try some sort of "gig economy" job like running Instacart or DoorDash if he could treat the app like a vidya game, but he's a terrible driver and doesn't do well with public interactions, so I'm sure it wouldn't last very long.

 

[Tennis-Ball-Tony]

I'm not sure being shuffled through public high school and taking 5 years to complete a 2-year associates degree are representative of any sort of intelligence. I mean, just look at some of his high school work.
https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Manchester_High_School#Known_accomplishments

I do think you're spot on that Chris just didn't comprehend the subjects he was talking about in his assignments. They are so obnoxiously written that it does feel like an 8 year old kid wrote them to be funny, but this was Chris as a teenager. It seems like he had a lot of extra points just for typing out whatever assignment, whereas others that were graded perfect, included like the barest minimum of understanding.

I do not believe that his earning a CADD certificate prepared him in any way for any sort of career. While it's possible that it could serve as a mildly bright spot on an otherwise barren resume, it doesn't seem that he learned anything practical.

Looking at his parents, and how they seem to view Chris, I think the college work was more for their benefit, as in they were very, very self conscience about having a tard as a son that they looked to anything to show that wasn't the case. Barb's bullshit ass patting about what a creative genius Chris was, so you just know she was over the moon when he got an associates degree. "See, Chris can't be a retard because he has a college degree!" I imagine that was uttered at least once by Barb. Bob might have had the same outlook, delusions that Chris was somehow gifted and could do normal things, but just a little "funny".

Bob however seems to have attempted to get Chris to do more stuff with his life, as Chris pointed out when they'd go out to eat and be in the car, but Chris just didn't care and ignored Bob. No further info was provided so we don't know exactly what Bob was trying to get Chris to do. It could have been just pulling weeds or mowing the lawn.

 

[King Kiwi]

If Chris were to suddenly want to turn his life around, I don't see him doing any sort of job where use of his brain is required. He might be capable of some sort of factory job if the steps of the process were well defined and laid out for him -- or maybe a janitor or something similar. He could even try some sort of "gig economy" job like running Instacart or DoorDash if he could treat the app like a vidya game, but he's a terrible driver and doesn't do well with public interactions, so I'm sure it wouldn't last very long.

There's no way Chris could be hired as a janitor. I'd like to see him try to make a bale of cardboard at Walmart or Dollar general. I did that for a while he would snap every damn wire and complain the whole time. Plus he wouldn't have the upper body strength or the coordination to do it. Most girls couldn't do it took me a while to learn it. He definitely wouldn't be quick enough with a county job being a janitor, you have to move fast. Other jobs that involve janitorial work requires you to be good with doing basic repairs... Yeah right.

I suppose Chris could get some sort of janitorial job due to some disability clause that some of these places have but then again those are very strict too and he couldn't be on his phone. And that's more strict than a janitorial retail job. And you can just forget fast food cleaning anything.

I can guarantee he'll take one look at those dishes and cry his little eyes out. I want to see him be a line cook and then rush around and try to make freaking parfaits and yes at Chick-fil-A they do come back 10 to 15 little red trays that you have to put freaking parfaits and fruits on. Couldn't see him making the chicken either. But yeah the best that he would be able to get would be dishwashing and he wouldn't be able to keep up with it.

Chris is better with a gig that he has he wouldn't survive in this current world.

I have no idea about other side gigs like Doordash but I doubt he could fast enough for factory work. I've been a little of everything and Chris couldn't keep up with retail or restaurant. Let alone other janitorial jobs.

These jobs aren't hard but they do take fast pace, time management and endurance. Something Chris doesn't have.