Trainwreck Anisa Riyadh Jomha / @anisajomha & iDubbbz / Ian Kane Jomha / Ian Kane Washburn / "Anisa's husband" / "Poo-Pants Swastika Boy" - Anisa posting her bald nudes on OnlyFans even when married to Ian and thirsting over Hasan while her husband iDubbbz the Content Cuck/Simp/THE RAPED/ etc. watches

[CyberInu]

There's no way that Anisa, the consummate NPC, actually has an internal monologue.

She has explicitly said previously that she doesn't. She also can't picture things in her head.

 

[Kuritan Deplorable]

She has explicitly said previously that she doesn't. She also can't picture things in her head.

I wonder how she internally processes her haters then. Does she just seethe out loud? I can't help but to think of the smooth brain meme.

Unfortunately, we know she goes off the fucking handle at the slightest criticism. So she's clearly in some hellscape of selectively smoothed brain, where she's still capable of capturing only anger.

 

[Edgeymcedgename]

Loved this segment because Andy's urge to sperg out at Anisa knowing zero Zelda lore and PPP poking him to flip out had me laughing my ass off. Same with chat cheering for them to do a rollercoaster segment after looking up the Cars baby ride that made Anisa munchie out.

She went baby mode

 

[dick tha master]

She has explicitly said previously that she doesn't. She also can't picture things in her head.

Undiagnosed aphantasia?

 

[Gurney Halleck]

I don't understand how their thread is still so active, they've already hit rock fucking bottom, they lost everything, their home, their popularity, their diginity, their event, and are literally living in an unfurnished basement, how do they still manage to generate attention???

I think anisa unironically has a physical dependance to attention.

"Oh no, people aren't paying attention to me, I must think of something... HEY EVEYRONE I PISS MYSELF WHEN I JUMP! Heh nailed it."

Ian is too broken down to extract any attention from him so anisa's body has basically started cannibalizing itself to survive. She's literally a vampire eating her own bone marrow to stay alive.

It's fun to imagine Anisa reading every single comment that gets posted here and taking it out on Anisa's Husband.

 

[NoReturn]

I think they should be required to tell potential buyers a career was murdered here. It's a bad luck house.

I have only a baby's knowledge of Feng Shui, but check this shit out.

Here's the house:

Now, in feng shui, the front entrance is very important, and you'd think the front entrance is this side here with the walkway, right?


Wrong! If we look at where the car would park, the 8th Avenue side would be the "Front entrance".


So it's not this:


It's this:

"Knowledge and Self-cultivation" is in the garage

If we look at the movement of chi (treating the roads like two-way rivers) there is a much stronger "river" on the entrance side and an even larger east-west one towards the Goodwill. The belief is that this would create a lot of "churn" and unstableness in life unless you can somehow protect yourself from all that movement.


Even if you don't believe in "chi" as a force or thing-that-exists, it's a very helpful shorthand for looking at things that we know exist and can make life miserable such as light (from the shopping area nearby and the stadium down the street), noise from traffic, smells, airflow, etc.

Apparently people have toured the Jomha house and it's beat the fuck up
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IT STINKS!!!

I wrote that first section before I even got to this post. CALLED IT!

 

[Mayfly]

I have only a baby's knowledge of Feng Shui, but check this shit out.

Here's the house:
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Now, in feng shui, the front entrance is very important, and you'd think the front entrance is this side here with the walkway, right?
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Wrong! If we look at where the car would park, the 8th Avenue side would be the "Front entrance".
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So it's not this:
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It's this:
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"Knowledge and Self-cultivation" is in the garage

If we look at the movement of chi (treating the roads like two-way rivers) there is a much stronger "river" on the entrance side and an even larger east-west one towards the Goodwill. The belief is that this would create a lot of "churn" and unstableness in life unless you can somehow protect yourself from all that movement.
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Even if you don't believe in "chi" as a force or thing-that-exists, it's a very helpful shorthand for looking at things that we know exist and can make life miserable such as light (from the shopping area nearby and the stadium down the street), noise from traffic, smells, airflow, etc.


I wrote that first section before I even got to this post. CALLED IT!

This is what a million dollars gets you near Seattle? That's so bad.

 

[NoReturn]

This is what a million dollars gets you near Seattle? That's so bad.

I'm looking around at their competition now and it seems like they're trying to punch above their weight.

Some examples:

8337 22nd Avenue NW, Seattle, WA 98117
$1,065,000
Significantly quieter area, not on a main road, no major shopping things nearby and within walking distance of a park.


13722 42nd Avenue NE, Seattle, WA 98125
$1,025,000
Has a pool and view of the lake, across from a state park, high ceilings, and - for some reason - a bedroom tub.


9510 9th Avenue NW, Seattle, WA 98117
$1,099,000
Four bedrooms, private driveway, high ceilings.

 

[Incecticyder]

This is what a million dollars gets you near Seattle? That's so bad.

To be fair, it is the same price they bought it so they try to get back their money. Of course, I presume that it was not Nurgle-y when they bought it but the point still stands. Do you think they can get in trouble for trying to sell a biohazard of a house?

 

[no ragrets]

I'm looking around at their competition now and it seems like they're trying to punch above their weight.

Some examples:
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8337 22nd Avenue NW, Seattle, WA 98117
$1,065,000
Significantly quieter area, not on a main road, no major shopping things nearby and within walking distance of a park.

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13722 42nd Avenue NE, Seattle, WA 98125
$1,025,000
Has a pool and view of the lake, across from a state park, high ceilings, and - for some reason - a bedroom tub.

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9510 9th Avenue NW, Seattle, WA 98117
$1,099,000
Four bedrooms, private driveway, high ceilings.

And now on top of all anyone actually willing to drop 1 mil on the house will be discouraged because the Jomhas left it stinky, dirty and moldy. Can't imagine the state of the yard too, didn't they literally admit they let their dogs shit all over it and didn't clean it or was that a previous house?

 

[anliteralidiot]

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https://x.com/AnisaTheGreasy/status/1947474692048359478 (archive.ph)

Here's a slice with some jam:

Why is Anisa's so dark...

 

[Godmode]

I have only a baby's knowledge of Feng Shui, but check this shit out.

Here's the house:
View attachment 7690984

Now, in feng shui, the front entrance is very important, and you'd think the front entrance is this side here with the walkway, right?
View attachment 7690967View attachment 7690980

Wrong! If we look at where the car would park, the 8th Avenue side would be the "Front entrance".
View attachment 7690988

So it's not this:
View attachment 7691007

It's this:
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"Knowledge and Self-cultivation" is in the garage

If we look at the movement of chi (treating the roads like two-way rivers) there is a much stronger "river" on the entrance side and an even larger east-west one towards the Goodwill. The belief is that this would create a lot of "churn" and unstableness in life unless you can somehow protect yourself from all that movement.
View attachment 7691033

Even if you don't believe in "chi" as a force or thing-that-exists, it's a very helpful shorthand for looking at things that we know exist and can make life miserable such as light (from the shopping area nearby and the stadium down the street), noise from traffic, smells, airflow, etc.


I wrote that first section before I even got to this post. CALLED IT!

I hear it's also bad feng shui to live in commie and negro central.

 

[Preacher ✝]

Now, in feng shui, the front entrance is very important, and you'd think the front entrance is this side here with the walkway, right?

Wrong! If we look at where the car would park, the 8th Avenue side would be the "Front entrance".

Are we sure it's not one of those houses where the car parks in the back via a shared neighborhood alley system?

It's not an uncommon set up, especially in urban and semi-urban environments. Arguably the most famous example of this is Hank's neighborhood in King of the Hill.

In King of the Hill, this is the front of Hank's house:


And the driveway is accessed via the shared alley in the back:


No one would look at Hank's house and say the driveway side is the front entrance.

 

[BohemianBorzoi]

Why is Anisa's so dark...

Because I messed up and didn't adjust the colors on mine, that's why the cherry jam is bright as fuck. The light it was taken under was really warm in color. Should've taken just like 5 more seconds to correct it. Too late now lol. Irl was closer to hers, maybe a tiny bit lighter.

Hers might looks a little darker too because of the light source/color/position. I'm dogshit at photography though so I can't say.

 

[no ragrets]

Because I messed up and didn't adjust the colors on mine, that's why the cherry jam is bright as fuck. The light it was taken under was really warm in color. Should've taken just like 5 more seconds to correct it. Too late now lol. Irl was closer to hers, maybe a tiny bit lighter.

Hers might looks a little darker too because of the light source/color/position. I'm dogshit at photography though so I can't say.

Tbh yours looked very aesthetically pleasant. The least someone aspiring to be an influencer known for their cooking is make their food look appealing, where you can see the texture, good lighting and all that. I don't know if Anisa's cooking is that bad or she just doesn't put in the effort to make it presentable in pics besides the extra filters when reposting on twitter after she saw the kiwis shit on her ig cooking stories.

Anyway, since the Jomhas haven't provided milk in a while and we're bored again, do you think their silence means something?

Usually when we start sperging out and sidetracking in this thread, Anisa can't handle it and does something insane to get us talking about her again.

Ian seems especially annoyed with her in the post-content cop drama bogs and Anisa even said he was really mean to her irl. She's also embarrassing herself less than usual on social media. They're both unusually quiet, especially after her "Ian will be mad at me for this" tweet about admitting creator clash was a flop all along. Optimistic, but i think Ian might finally be reaching a breaking point because this time he's truly fucked and he suffered for nothing.

Who knows what's going down behind the scenes without Anisa livetweeting or livestreaming to overshare everything and embarrass her husband

 

[NoReturn]

Are we sure it's not one of those houses where the car parks in the back via a shared neighborhood alley system?

It's not an uncommon set up, especially in urban and semi-urban environments. Arguably the most famous example of this is Hank's neighborhood in King of the Hill.

In King of the Hill, this is the front of Hank's house:
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And the driveway is accessed via the shared alley in the back:
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No one would look at Hank's house and say the driveway side is the front entrance.

It's not really an alleyway, and there is a road in "front" of the house, but the "back"/road side is going to be your "primary coming and going" entrance; and the first part of the house they/the buyer will see most frequently. Guests will be entering from the front.

So on the woo-woo side: Even if we do grant the front is really the "front" then that means "Love and Marriage" is in the garage instead of "Self-cultivation". Either way it's not great.

And on the more practical side: The only way into the garage is from the north, and the only exit is to the south. So if you're coming from the south, you need to do either a u-turn or go past your house and double back to get into your garage because there's a big island in the middle of the road.

And if you're coming from either the east or west, you still have to take either the orange or red path. Only guests would be able to park comfortably. Occupants might even begin parking in front instead of using the garage just because it's more convenient.

 

[Piss Jugman]

Kino Casino (Aired On: July/11th/25)
iDUBBBZ LOSES 100K ON HOUSE! H3H3 BUYS CREATOR CLASH!

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The rollercoaster shit is so funny to me. It's such a simple, universal joy but not even that can be afforded to him because his retard wife will have a meltdown over the fucking CARS ride. Literal Spongebob Glove World behavior

 

[Phillip Green]

I'm looking around at their competition now and it seems like they're trying to punch above their weight.

Some examples:
View attachment 7691138View attachment 7691141
8337 22nd Avenue NW, Seattle, WA 98117
$1,065,000
Significantly quieter area, not on a main road, no major shopping things nearby and within walking distance of a park.

View attachment 7691143View attachment 7691147View attachment 7691152
13722 42nd Avenue NE, Seattle, WA 98125
$1,025,000
Has a pool and view of the lake, across from a state park, high ceilings, and - for some reason - a bedroom tub.

View attachment 7691168View attachment 7691169
9510 9th Avenue NW, Seattle, WA 98117
$1,099,000
Four bedrooms, private driveway, high ceilings.

As someone who knows these neighborhoods well, I'll say the Johma's house, minus the stink, has a lot to say for it. The neighborhood is in demand for the aging tech bro urbanites that have the budget for this retarded market and want to get out of the denser, hipper neighborhoods.

It's within walking distance of shops, mildly hip (although not too edgy) restaurants and bars, and an elementary and high school that are well regarded within the generally dysfunctional Seattle public school system. It also has a direct north-south bus route that, despite potentially attracting junkies, can get you downtown in ~20 minutes if traffic isn't too bad.

Being directly on 8th is a major downside, however. When these houses were built in the 20's Seattle was a much smaller city, and 8th Avenue wasn't the major thoroughfare it is today. It does have a garage, which many similar sized houses of the same vintage do not, but given how consistent traffic is on that street, it's going to be very difficult to use for about 12 hours a day. I'm also not sure how many modern cars would fit through the Model T era garage doors.

With a hundred-year-old structure, the land itself is usually the bigger factor in prices, as it's pretty common nowadays for developers to just flatten the house and rebuild. This hurts the Johmas quite a bit, as 2500 sqft is essentially a half lot. The other houses you point to are minimum 4500sqft or more (BTW, there's zero fucking chance the one with the pool and lake view on a 1/3 acre plot goes for that price, even if it is only 2 bedrooms).

So yeah, you're right that they are punching above their weight. But it is a relatively desirable house in a market flooded with cash. The problem is that there's just too many nearby offerings with bigger livable space, more land included, and not directly on a major thoroughfare. Still, at $850-900K I think it would have sold immediately. The bidding war they got into in '22 fucked them, and they also waited to sell until after the spring house-selling season was over, which makes everything worse.

 

[BimmyRolfe]

“As someone who knows these neighborhoods well, I'll say the Johma's house, minus the stink, has a lot to say for it. The neighborhood is in demand for the aging tech bro urbanites that have the budget for this retarded market and want to get out of the denser, hipper neighborhoods.”
Get Nick Rochefort on the case

 

[NoReturn]

So yeah, you're right that they are punching above their weight. But it is a relatively desirable house in a market flooded with cash. The problem is that there's just too many nearby offerings with bigger livable space, more land included, and not directly on a major thoroughfare. Still, at $850-900K I think it would have sold immediately. The bidding war they got into in '22 fucked them, and they also waited to sell until after the spring house-selling season was over, which makes everything worse.

Thank you for the additional insight! I was just going off what I saw on google maps and my past experiences.
Can you tell us anything about wind movement through the area? I have a suspicion that part of the stink might not be the Johmas, but the area itself based on how things are laid out. Is that true?
Also, how are the light levels at night?