Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

[Gutes Zeug 2.0]

Shaye looks like a 14 year old boy in this picture

 

[el gordo]

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'i literally never bring it up''

 

[Dean Pentel]

Don't remember if this was mentioned already but I like the photo choice.
It's an accurate portrait: insecure, scared and balding.
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He has such a punchable face. I'd love to see him run his mouth the way he does and get his glasses slapped off his face. I bet he'd have that stunned, on the verge of tears look that women get when someone hits them back.

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

I'm not sure the video essayist I linked is trying to "trick" anyone, though.

If I was going to do video essays I'd rather have a soothing voice than a graty one.
So I can't blame anyone who does it.
If you ask any podcaster who isn't an insecure mess about it they'll admit to doing it just because it sounds better for a listener.
For Jason, it is a point of insecurity.

 

[Hakase Shinonome]

It gets worse
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This point is moot when they all reek of Mald's anus anyway.

 

[SlimyCuntStain]

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How can someone with such a slight profile and small frame be so doughy?

 

[Black Willow Lurker]

'i literally never bring it up''

To be fair, he did ease up on the "blizzard"'s significantly in 2025

Data isn't complete due to deleted WoW streams, but current record is 96 "blizzard"'s in 2023, with 3111 "blizzard"'s overall

 

[Aurellia Spaghettellia]

He also put out a short back when he took off talking about playing ads, taking half of that money the ads paid to buy Tier 1 subs and giving those out to the community which he then gets a cut of. I'd look it up, but that would put him back into my algorithm and I'd rather eat a bullet.

Yeah I know that one, AFAIK it's mostly a different thing, but similarly I think there's no real transparency to it.
Come to think of it, I wonder if he's going to be more aggressive with ads as the money runs low.

He has such a punchable face. I'd love to see him run his mouth the way he does and get his glasses slapped off his face. I bet he'd have that stunned, on the verge of tears look that women get when someone hits them back.

I think lots of women can handle a fight better than him. But yes very punchable.

 

[potato sack]

its funny cos like even if youre charitable enough to larp that the ferret auschwitz and his work at blizzard was positive it will still not be enough for baldy cos theres the drama he pioneered and therefore theres NOTHING positive in that article

what a colossal faggot

 

[BigPeanut]

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Looks like he used to call Shaye "he"

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Forced her to suck so much ferret cock her tonsils got knocked out, sad!

 

[Hakase Shinonome]

WikiPedia told me to fuck off after I corrected "extreme-right" to "radical-right", because "extreme-left" was already altered to "radical-left". Such whiny cunts on there, I only go there for absolute factual things now-a-days, mathematics 'n' shit, things that you cannot prove wrong with "opinions".
Pardon my political sperging.

 

[Well Intentioned]

How can someone with such a slight profile and small frame be so doughy?

Skinnyfat.

Also why the fuck does he think that poorly emulating an Aphex Twin album cover is the way to go for a professional employee photo? Yeah, be a little casual or whatever but dude just looks like a 14 year old doing his best to emulate what he thinks is 'unhinged' or 'wacky/zany' behavior.

 

[Hakase Shinonome]

Opening page of profile
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>Groups
>Villains of Second Life
You don't say, Mald.

 

[1983 Opel Kadett]

To be fair, he did ease up on the "blizzard"'s significantly in 2025
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Data isn't complete due to deleted WoW streams, but current record is 96 "blizzard"'s in 2023, with 3111 "blizzard"'s overall

My favourite part about the WoW drama was mald bragging how he knows people at blizzard that will ban people messaging him, I bet every single person he worked with at blizzard absolutely hates this faggot

 

[Maldavius Figtree]

Looks like he used to call Shaye "he"

He switches between it. If you look at it from a narc abuser POV, the misgendering makes sense. Jason refers to Shaye as "he" when typing or in situations where it's obvious he has time to think his words through, but says "she" when put on the spot. Now it might be genuine mixups, but knowing him, it seems far more likely to be a tactic where he lets her know he doesn't really think of her as male, while being able to play off all misgendering as a slip of tongue to undermine her selfworth.
Does that make sense to anyone?

If you are at all physically able to have intercourse with that thing, you 100% are a homosexual pedophile (I know it's a tautology).

 

[Aurellia Spaghettellia]

He switches between it. If you look at it from a narc abuser POV, the misgendering makes sense. Jason refers to Shaye as "he" when typing or in situations where it's obvious he has time to think his words through, but says "she" when put on the spot. Now it might be genuine mixups, but knowing him, it seems far more likely to be a tactic where he lets her know he doesn't really think of her as male, while being able to play off all misgendering as a slip of tongue to undermine her selfworth.
Does that make sense to anyone?

I used to think very much so, but recently I've been wondering if Shaye personally hasn't walked back (a bit?) the transition herself.

If you are at all physically able to have intercourse with that thing, you 100% are a homosexual pedophile (I know it's a tautology).

Yes, >= 100%

 

[ClownWare]

To be fair, he did ease up on the "blizzard"'s significantly in 2025

He ran out of mana.

 

[I've Seen Some More Shit]

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Interesting little thing:

That little double-space between "got" and "him" isn't a normal typo he makes. Seems like it was maybe a pre-post adjustment. Wouldn't be surprised if it said "Her" originally before he realized everyone was gonna see it so it wouldn't be an easy sneak compared to his spoken slip-ups.

 

[A T.V. Hating Mutant]

Shaye looks like a 14 year old boy in this picture

Sounds right up Jame's alley. I bet he hates that she doesn't have a real dick though. Or isn't a ferret.

My favourite part about the WoW drama was mald bragging how he knows people at blizzard that will ban people messaging him, I bet every single person he worked with at blizzard absolutely hates this faggot
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Mega-cringe top-tier fag behaviour. I can't hate this prick enough. Funny to see how far he's fallen from then. Stupid bitch.

Does that make sense to anyone?

Yes, it makes sense.

Narcissists scheme a lot, and if they can hook someone into their web of bullshit, they will systematically break that person down through shit like this("not my cat"). Destruction of a captive's self-worth is crucial to making sure said captive doesn't stand up and leave, because they need a constant audience.

There might be a term for a person that a narc latches onto and drains. I mean 'host' is obvious, because a narcissist truly is the parasite of joy, but maybe something more appropriate.

Then again it's also possible that Shaye is so mentally deranged it can't decide what it's supposed to be any given day of the week.

 

[Panoramic Overton Window]

How can someone with such a slight profile and small frame be so doughy?

Two puberties and still no musculature to show for it.