Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

[kiwifarms net]

The part I find the funniest about his game is the fact he uses Baron (the cream-sickle husky he has hard-ons for) as a sort of mascot. You know, the character you don't even get 5 minutes to know, and dies in those same 5 minutes.

It drives me nuts. Baron is the ONE driving motivator for the protagonist's journey - not even escapism from his abusive household seems to be Lore's excuse, as evidenced by his chat with the old man - and yet you let the players tell the dog off by dumping garbage in his food bowl. It's not even played up for laughs, like the dog cheerily eating garbage the way that some hungry hungry doggos try to do. His """""story""""" has absolutely nothing going for it. He takes all these character designs by Shaye and puppets them around in a facsimile of an Undertale clone, where the bad choices only exist because the game has to have bad choices. No other reason, no overarching theme. This is the story that someone with a room temperature IQ writes and it truly shows.

But that's why I want more Heartbound. Jason just projects his life onto the canvas, much like a monkey projecting its vomit onto the floor. Heartbound is art in the truest sense in that it is a reflection of the author, and I need to see more of this retard stumbling about.

 

[IntelDementiumIII]

The exciting thing about Heartbound still being in development is the possibility of a world being added that's based on everything happening now.

 

[ScurvyRat]

There's still 4 months left for someone else to steal the bag, top of my head are:

• Canadian police finally getting their hands of JF "potato smasher" Gariepy
• Hasan finally getting deported or sent to gitmo for doubling down (he recently excused ISIS as a mossad-cia false flag to millions of his subscribers) on being a pro terrorism retard millionaire
• Anisa divorcing icuckzz
• Rekieta violating his parole and being sent to jail
• CWC actually impregnating the Finnish wood elf for real this time
• Some unknown grifter like Jason himself appearing out of nowhere like a dark horse to steal the show (my personal take, after the constant game of chairs early this year about who blows up their career more, I don't put any money down on anything for now)

>bossman not even mentioned



It's so over

 

[Donald_J_Trump]

Oh brother, I hate to burst your bubble but it's Mister X not Miss.

This is not your typical #metoo heterosexual melodrama. This is a whole furry gayboy sex can of worms that got opened.

From what I read I couldn’t find a gender. I assumed female.

That makes sense. Assumptions make an ass of such and such.

 

[Retink Retunk]

>bossman not even mentioned



It's so over

Bossman's boring, it's the same loop every day. He does some gamba, loses his money, threatens to fuck a dude, then does some crack-a-ruski crack rock. Meanwhile Maldy over here is accidently outing himself as a bathroom gnome enjoyer who has his mods fluff him live on stream with donos.

 

[Facom]

Some unknown grifter like Jason himself appearing out of nowhere like a dark horse to steal the show (my personal take, after the constant game of chairs early this year about who blows up their career more, I don't put any money down on anything for now)

He's my pick because he actually had something to lose. A huge rise in popularity going off a cliff edge, it's unprecedented. The guy was massive. The fall has been so accelerated and snowball-effecty that it's hard to avert your eyes. You just can't stop looking at this retard single handedly destroying what was a huge following, in almost record time. He has nothing to fall back on either, other large streamers have had drama, but they had/have years of having a decent following behind them, this guy was fresh on the scene, and fucked it up in record time. It would have happened anyway because people were figuring out he was a lying grifter (of course it was obvious to most of us when we first saw him), but the way he has accelerated his fall has just been almost unbelievable. This one will be studied: how NOT to manage your streaming career.

 

[potato sack]

Ross made a video to explain things for the developer side of SKG, assisted by 2 developers who have experience.

Jason is too much a faggot ass baby to learn from this video, but still.

hmm neither of them worked at blizzard for 20 years

credibility is in question. kinda like maldy's wikipedia page

 

[Burnt Effigy]

The exciting thing about Heartbound still being in development is the possibility of a world being added that's based on everything happening now.

Not gonna happen, by the time he'd start working on it, he'd be dead of old age.

 

[Huge Fuckin Nerd]

But that's why I want more Heartbound. Jason just projects his life onto the canvas,

Sounds familiar.

Spoiler

 

[MercuryMan]

Looks like Quin was just busy with merch handling. He uploads a new video tomorrow.

 

[tamago]

With every new update to this guy's life you have to remember that absolutely none of this would have happened if he just cast a spell in WoW.

 

[Aurellia Spaghettellia]

Let's take a look at the latest streams duration:

Shorter streams last two days. (even though it's the weekend, he'd still do 12h normally)

I decided to run a quick check on some transcripts I had already analyzed, admittedly just a few. (Maybe someone with a larger dataset could reproduce this with more data)

Word density was indeed the lowest.
Running out of breath, Jason?

 

[Aidan]

With every new update to this guy's life you have to remember that absolutely none of this would have happened if he just cast a spell in WoW.

Did you see his mana? What was he supposed to do for them?

 

[Glowie]

hmm neither of them worked at blizzard for 20 years

I wonder why Ross is posting this shit now that he won, shouldn't he prepare the for speeches for EU Parliament by now? Writing to someone else who would speak for his behalf?

 

[Aidan]

I wonder why Ross is posting this shit now that he won, shouldn't he prepare the for speeches for EU Parliament by now? Writing to someone else who would speak for his behalf?

He's not built for e-spats. When he should have spoken up, he stayed quiet. Now he can kick his feet up for a bit or prepare a victory speech and he's beating a dead horse that everyone outside of Mald's Discord already understands.

 

[Retink Retunk]

Looks like Quin was just busy with merch handling. He uploads a new video tomorrow.
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Now he just needs to delay it for 8 years and claim it's almost done each year.

 

[A T.V. Hating Mutant]

Hall-List when? Thats why he want to make a janny house and the ferretschwitz

Do you guys think, his Views on YouTube will recover like he did after the WoW incident?
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Even if this latest "scandal" is fake, no. His image is too crispy at this point to repair. He would need to drastically change his format(like to IRL streaming ) and garner an entirely new audience. Gaming sphere wise, he will always be 'that guy' who opposed SKG. Never won't be.

Even if he could undo the damage, looking at that graph it would seem that whenever line goes up, he generates a controversy that immediately tanks his subs/views. Its almost like he wants to fail.

 

[kiwifarms net]

I wonder why Ross is posting this shit now that he won, shouldn't he prepare the for speeches for EU Parliament by now? Writing to someone else who would speak for his behalf?

He probably took quite a bit of time editing it. Seeing as how Freeman's Mind and the Game Dungeon were created at very leisurely paces, and his initial pessimism regarding whether SKG will pass, he likely came up with this idea to defend and support SKG some time ago in order to drum up support and dispel the bad image the ferretfucker created. So our beloved moldman gathered up two developers, preparing the video idea, did the recording session, started editing the video, got distracted by Malding and twitter drama and what have you, got distracted celebrating the 1.4m signatures, then finally FINALLY finished editing the video and posted it.

I can also imagine he still wants to find another spokesman for SKG, seeing as how he's always been unsure that he's a good spokesman and was really hoping for another person to take the reins. Hence why Rossman encouraged the Ross Man to dig his heels in for the long haul.

 

[Maeis]

I wonder why Ross is posting this shit now that he won, shouldn't he prepare the for speeches for EU Parliament by now? Writing to someone else who would speak for his behalf?

I can also imagine he still wants to find another spokesman for SKG, seeing as how he's always been unsure that he's a good spokesman and was really hoping for another person to take the reins. Hence why Rossman encouraged the Ross Man to dig his heels in for the long haul.

Ross is not going to be making any speeches or even interacting much with anything; as a U.S. citizen he's ineligible. He's gonna be there to watch, basically. SKG is Ross's movement but the Stop Destroying Games initiative is entirely run by some Euros he likes.

Ross has been in Poland with his wife for ten years at least, I'm surprised he hasn't tried to apply for citizenship.

 

[Nintoddler]

Looks like Quin was just busy with merch handling. He uploads a new video tomorrow.

Uh oh. There is a Pirate Software tweet where he says "double down". Mald might get his gay to sue him on the same basis as he did for that indie game.