Sam Hyde

To be fair, this is in a subforum of the main Lolcow forums. This isn't a "Discuss Sam Hyde/MDE" thread because it would have been in offtopic. If the thread is busy enough because that person acts like a cow, then they're a cow. Sorry people aren't willing to glaze Sam on the site where you talk about retards, in the forum where you talk about retards, in the subforum about retards that are also grifters. This is probably not the thread for Sam fans. On the bright side, you can make one and people will post there.
The thread was started in Multimedia not the lolcow forum so don't be surprised that people treat it as such. You want to shit on Sam Hyde go ahead, but if you're gonna spout the same tired old junkie shit like Marky, defend Channing, or go full autist and believe a joke bit Nick did about being cancelled from Adult Swim a second time is 100% real and honest then don't be surprised when people in the thread bully you for being a retard.
 
The thread was started in Multimedia not the lolcow forum so don't be surprised that people treat it as such. You want to shit on Sam Hyde go ahead, but if you're gonna spout the same tired old junkie shit like Marky, defend Channing, or go full autist and believe a joke bit Nick did about being cancelled from Adult Swim a second time is 100% real and honest then don't be surprised when people in the thread bully you for being a retard.
It's fine if people don't wanna talk about it because it's been talked about to death, but if people are denying that the Marky shit is real... they're probably groypers and don't believe in age of consent.
He did, however, have sex with a 16 year old when he was 29. If that's not illegal in Rhode Island, fine, it's not like he's going to be arrested now, 11 years since that shit happened, but it just grosses people out. You all remember how you were when you were 16, a 16 year old is prepared to play around with people around their own age, but a 29 year old is much better equipped to mentally and emotionally manipulate younger people for their own benefit.

I do believe some people just hate Sam and his politics and want to use Marky as an excuse to try to turn his fans on him, but it's not like people are making shit up.
 
Seeing as how @Israel's Top Guy just started posting after Sam's appearance where he said he actually is racist and antisemitic, point blank no room for comedic argument, and given Israel's Top Guy's prior knowledge of MDE dating all the way back to Happy World Daddy, and given that Israel's Top Guy never posted here before, I've come to the conclusion that Israel's Top Guy is one of those retarded brown or jewish fans who thought Sam was being ironic the whole time. When he found out his e-daddy actually is unironically racist and anti-semitic, his brown/jewish feelings finally couldn't take it anymore and he had to lash out in the Sam Hyde thread that he never posted in prior, and let the WHOLE WORLD KNOW that Sam Hyde is a rapist.
Please post more walls of text to show how you are detached and dont care. Its almost convincing! Sam hyde is a lolcow, this is not the thread to suck him off :( sorry!
 
The thread was started in Multimedia not the lolcow forum so don't be surprised that people treat it as such. You want to shit on Sam Hyde go ahead, but if you're gonna spout the same tired old junkie shit like Marky, defend Channing, or go full autist and believe a joke bit Nick did about being cancelled from Adult Swim a second time is 100% real and honest then don't be surprised when people in the thread bully you for being a retard.
Its not in multimedia anymore. Please respect on topic posters and try not to derail this Lolcow thread with off topic sam hyde cock smoking like a retard. Thank you!
 
Its not in multimedia anymore. Please respect on topic posters and try not to derail this Lolcow thread with off topic sam hyde cock smoking like a retard. Thank you!
Can you just stop posting? It's literally the same shit page after page. You're a giant faggot, we get it. It would be one thing if you were bringing something new, but you're literally just running through the same fucking points again and again and again. MARY EDDADY MARKY EDDADY MARKEY EDDADY. Im going to do the smart thing and just block your retarded ass and recommend everybody else do the same lol. There's no discourse to be held, because you're not looking to discuss shit. You're like a fucking hen clucking.
 
Can you just stop posting? It's literally the same shit page after page. You're a giant faggot, we get it. It would be one thing if you were bringing something new, but you're literally just running through the same fucking points again and again and again. MARY EDDADY MARKY EDDADY MARKEY EDDADY. Im going to do the smart thing and just block your retarded ass and recommend everybody else do the same lol. There's no discourse to be held, because you're not looking to discuss shit. You're like a fucking hen clucking.
Youre sucking a LOT of sam hyde cock right now, I regret to inform you that this is the sam hyde lolcow thread and NOT the sam hyde cock sucking thread! Please conduct yourself accordingly and try to not suck Sam Hyde's cock off-topicly. Thanks guy!
 
Where is the 100% verified proof of this? A random photo, discord messages and a bunch of "trust-me-bro" statements is not evidence.
People are 100% making shit up.
You can look at the Marky section in the Sam Hyde OP in the prospering grounds. If you want a detailed explanation on the Marky allegations.


It’s fine if people don’t want to discuss Marky because it’s been discussed to death but the handful of people in this thread who think that it’s fake are just straight up coping.
 
all of these zoomer faggots wouldn’t be here if the Jews didn’t decide smoking needed to be illegal everywhere and menthols were somehow appealing to 8 year olds. The big lie about cigarettes and dip made so many enraged faggot nerds who will never know the soothing chill of nicotine and probably will never find a partner as a result
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“Raisin. It’s me, your father. You need to listen very carefully. The jews have stolen the White Man’s vril and are selling it as risperidone. You need to get an 8mg/day scrip from those kike doctors as soon as possible. You’re our race’s only hope. Heil Hitler.”
 
I have to put up with pages of copes and autisticly pitbull them into submission
dude... with all due respect, you take yourself way too seriously... it's a forum for discussing weirdos and you treat your sperging like something that's commendable while trying to present it as anything but sperging

get real, you give yourself way too much credit, none of what you write is impactful and when you write things like what i quoted it makes you sound like a sore loser with nothing going on in his life

do something productive man, i had some free time a couple of days ago so i could afford to indulge in your autism and shitflinging, but now youre just doubling down on being a retard and it's just embarrassing (even for a mostly-anonymous forum the likes of kiwifarms)

like i said a couple of pages back - if there is all this proof of sam doing awful things then post em, cuz surely it's that easy... (and that's not even supposed to be some dumb challenge or a gotcha moment, i want to learn more cuz ive had my own dealings with him and the only reason why i seldom say anything about it or get into specifics is because i dont want to get doxxed since i have a business and a reputation to uphold, and as much as i like mde's comedy sam really is a piece of shit)

but with how hostile you got for no reason when i asked for you to post info on the "big buttplug" and the don jolly thing (which just sounded like them hashing out some beef they had), i wouldn't expect anything more than this retarded posturing with zero on-topic info

oh, and, when you make the argument of "spoon-feeding" as if it's something negative on a forum for documenting lolcows (lol) it just makes you sound like a bad faith moron, i dont have the time to scroll through 700+ pages to find info on that one thing you reference
if you cant link anything, then you dont have anything, and it really is not anyone's problem
 
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dude... with all due respect, you take yourself way too seriously... it's a forum for discussing weirdos and you treat your sperging like something that's commendable while trying to present it as anything but sperging

get real, you give yourself way too much credit, none of what you write is impactful and when you write things like what i quoted it makes you sound like a sore loser with nothing going on in his life

do something productive man, i had some free time a couple of days ago so i could afford to indulge in your autism and shitflinging, but now youre just doubling down on being a retard and it's just embarrassing (even for a mostly-anonymous forum the likes of kiwifarms)

like i said a couple of pages back - if there is all this proof of sam doing awful things then post em, cuz surely it's that easy... (and that's not even supposed to be some dumb challenge or a gotcha moment, i want to learn more cuz ive had my own dealings with him and the only reason why i seldom say anything about it or get into specifics is because i dont want to get doxxed since i have a business and a reputation to uphold, and as much as i like mde's comedy sam really is a piece of shit)

but with how hostile you got for no reason when i asked for you to post info on the "big buttplug" and the don jolly thing (which just sounded like them hashing out some beef they had), i wouldn't expect anything more than this retarded posturing with zero on-topic info

oh, and, when you make the argument of "spoon-feeding" as if it's something negative on a forum for documenting lolcows (lol) it just makes you sound like a bad faith moron, i dont have the time to scroll through 700+ pages to find info on that one thing you reference
if you cant link anything, then you dont have anything, and it really is not anyone's problem
You are very upset. I didn't read this btw
 
Where is the 100% verified proof of this? A random photo, discord messages and a bunch of "trust-me-bro" statements is not evidence.
I think we have enough evidences to sugest that Sam has a weird past when it comes to his relationships with underage girls. Is there any hard-proof? If there was, they are long gone by now, since i believe Marky has confirmed herself that Sam recorded some of their encounters - which would be 100% illegal, it's literally producing child pornography - and Sam would have deleted all of it.
Now, do we just ignore circumstantial evidence? You're in your studio apartment alone with a girl, you're shirtless, she is PROBABLY shirtless (people can say she's wearing a dress, but the pic is cropped, which could be because she wasn't wearing anything), you're 29 years old, the girl is 15 or 16 (we still don't know 100% for sure how old she was at that point, she could have been 15, which would be pedophilia).
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This could be fake, but Marky posted this shit herself on her Instagram iirc. But, forget about that, look at this:
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When Lt.Corbis tried to do her hitpiece on Sam, which utterly failed, she at least confronted Sam and he used the same two excuses he uses when talking about Marky: she wasn't 15, i didn't hit her - she gets nosebleeds. Why wouldn't you say: "no, i never had sex with her, here's how everything went down..." He doesn't deny having sex with her, i don't think he has EVER denied that, he only says that she wasn't 15 and he didn't punch her. Which also makes me question: why don't you say her age, then? She wasn't 15, was she 16? That's the age of consent in Rhode Island, big guy, why don't you say she was 16 when you fucked her? Because it looks AWFUL despite not being illegal in RI? Got it.

This video also tells me that Sam has skeletons in his closets, if you were falsely accused of having contact with minors or making CP by the FBI, your first reaction would be "what are you talking about? No, fuck no.". The way he described how he felt after they asked him if he had contact with children? His legs getting weak etc? That's how you feel when you are guilty and you're scared they have something on you. I'm not saying he's guilty of producing child porn in this instance, by the way, but i think he was scared that his past encounters with underage girls had reached the FBI and they investigated it.
From my own experience, the only time police ever talked to me and i felt like that (weak legs, vomit on my sweater already, mom's spaghetti) was when i was asked if i had any drugs on me and i had just smoked a blunt, that's years and years ago and i still remember how it feels to be trying to keep your composure but you're fucking mortified they are going to find something on you.

If we're being honest here, if you were around for early internet from before 2014, internet culture didn't frown upon shit like "jailbait" as much as it does now, you can see it just by memes that were popular at the time like Pedobear. My point being: Sam probably got a pass back in the day because no one really cared about that type of stuff unless you were molesting a 12 year old, and Marky probably felt validated that she was getting the attention of internet celebrity SAM HYDE.

With all of that being said, i don't believe there's enough evidence to convict him CRIMINALLY, unless one of his victims come foward - and even then: statute of limitation. If he was brought to trial there's too much to be accounted for to convict him of statutory rape. This place, however, isn't a court of law and we're just gossiping about a Z-list celebrity, so it doesn't matter because i'm pretty much justifying why I THINK Sam fucked a minor.
When it comes to the court of public opinion, if Iddubbz had brought to light the Marky allegations, he would be FUCKED... from a PR point of view, legally i think the statute of limitation ran out.
 
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ZOGbot narrative, "whitey be stealin' our culcha and shieeet, all dey music actually be ours". Absolute silliness in any case.
Except white people literally have their own music. There’s centuries of European (and American, if we’re willing to be generous) traditional folk music with no relation to negroes repeating the same 12 bar chord progression ad nauseam, and there’s also this little thing called Western classical music which existed for nearly a thousand years with absolutely no input from niggers. Why supposed white advocates and white nationalists feel the need to claim subpar cotton picker hollerin’ music that was literally sued multiple times for ripping off niggers wholesale is beyond me.
 
in the picture with Corbis Sam literally says he doesn’t know her that well and corbis herself is a child so he doesn’t feel comfortable talking to her about the topic. That isn’t trying to hide anything or manipulating a narrative.

I didn’t realize until that how even less evidence there is for marky shit. You’ve got what looks like a literature channel of an irc chat without any names on it which is the same shit Channing echoed over and over meanwhile marky has seemingly never spoken about this again anywhere else to anyone

Again the FBI is from methed out Channing so it means nothing. It literally says she submitted a fake tip about cp to the fbi as revenge. And if you think he was scared about “past encounters” with children that he’d joke about it so casually on a podcast that he later specifically clipped the story of to highlight?

You do also realize that by posting this you acknowledging that the FBI did in fact question Sam about something and found there was no credible evidence to support the claim so again what is the point of bringing this up?
 
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Except white people literally have their own music. There’s centuries of European (and American, if we’re willing to be generous) traditional folk music with no relation to negroes repeating the same 12 bar chord progression ad nauseam, and there’s also this little thing called Western classical music which existed for nearly a thousand years with absolutely no input from niggers. Why supposed white advocates and white nationalists feel the need to claim subpar cotton picker hollerin’ music that was literally sued multiple times for ripping off niggers wholesale is beyond me.
"polka music is peak western civilization" lol its funny to see you take a break from just obsessively negrating every post that makes of sam to post retarded shit like this.
 
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