Plagued Soyjak.Party / The Sharty - The altchan born from the ashes of /qa/; also a containment thread

>I'm going on down to Sharty, gonna have myself a time.
>Friendly soyjaks everywhere, coal and gems without temptations!
>Going down to Sharty, gonna leave my 'quotes behind.
>'Cado spamming day or night, soyteens shouting "KILL ALL NIGGERS"!
>Headin' on up to Sharty, Gonna see if I can't unwind.
>I like mutts and big fat trannies, I like stinkditch neo-vaginas!
>So come on down to Sharty and meet newGODS of mine.
>*sharts*
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twinArmageddons said:
free creasman all he did was dream about fucking pooner daughter and goon to roblox bbw porn he did nothin wrong
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He was an annoying leaky teenager who downkiwivoted every single message that made his tiny brown clitty twitch and chuuni'd in the shiwi thread instead of doing his homework
 
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Nigger Cobson said:
The Dutch are le soyboys even doe they are the tallest people in the world and are Aryans full of vril. You must either be a seething Belgian or a Indomonkey manlet seething about how Dutch chads buckbroke you and fucked your women for 350 years.
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Never mind. I take it all back. That nusoiglubba swarthoid jartyfly is actually a Hyperborean aryan BEAST with A10 hunter eyes. Please excuse my short-lived ignorance of the TRVTH. I FUARKing KNEEL.

Maybe half-Dutch is half-Aryan, but Brazilians are definitely Aryan beasts. Or however the race is mixed.Strange.gif
 
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(っ◔◡◔)っ ♥ Cancer ♥ said:
Ohhh daddy, I can't stop thinking about your warm, sticky cummies filling me up like a creamy milkshake 🥛🍆💦🤤 Every drop is like a sweet, gooey blessing from heaven, dripping down my chin and making me feel so full and happy 🍯😫💕
But then... then there's The Sharty 🧻💩🤢 That stinky, stinky Soyjak.party where all the smelly little trolls gather to post their rancid memes and fart jokes 🤮💨 It's like a sewer of bad takes and moldy wojaks, but I can't look away... just like I can't stop slurping up daddy's yummy cummies 🍆👅💦
Ughhh why does The Sharty have to be so gross when daddy's cummies are so perfect? 😩💖 Maybe if I close my eyes and imagine daddy pumping me full of his love, I can ignore the stench of the smelly imageboard 🥺🍑💦 But deep down, I know... I'll always come crawling back for both—daddy's cummies AND The Sharty's nasty little threads 🕳️🤡💕
Cummies first, Sharty second... that's the rule, right daddy? 🥰🍆💦 Unless... unless The Sharty posts something so rancid it makes me puke, then I’ll need extra cummies to make it all better 😖🤲💦💦💦

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"OMG GUYS 😱💀 I’ve been HIT with a terrible curse 🧙‍♂️🔮 and now I CAN’T STOP talking like THIS itt 🤪💬 until the curse is LIFTED!!! ✨ To BREAK the spell, you must EITHER: 1) Tag 10 friends in a reply 📱👯‍♀️, 2) sacrifice your favorite snack 🍕🍫 to the emoji gods 🙏😂, OR 3) scream ‘YEET’ into a microphone at midnight 🕛👻!! HURRY BEFORE I DIE OF CUMMIES 🚨💀🥛!!!"
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nigga how does chudborean leak over clash royale screenshots and consider them offtopic but consider this to be perfectly fine and acceptable for this thread
 
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