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Not sure this has been mentioned over here yet...
...but this is a photo of an autistic man-child who still organizes his bookshelf by color. Look how proud Mama's special boy is.
Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter
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Not sure this has been mentioned over here yet...
...but this is a photo of an autistic man-child who still organizes his bookshelf by color. Look how proud Mama's special boy is.
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Look at how haphazardly they're shelved to boot! That rich respected author Patrick S. Tomlinson sure is lol random! And he's wearing a fertilizer shirt? What a card that guy is.
This is legitimately the persona Rick thinks he's cultivating.
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Many of his comments clearly rip off popular media, his "mouth feel" comment was stolen from an episode of Bob's Burgers.
The Unboxining is likely another Bob's Burgers rip off. There's episodes titled The Deepening and The Blinkining.
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bang bang bang pull my stalker trigger
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There's people who spell it "unboxining" on various sites. They're obviously retarded too and I wish for them to die. A lot of them being Indians too.
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Please find attached the stipulation document regarding Patrick's citation for harassing that JB Hunt employee. Nothing really new, but we didn't have this doc before.
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I’m going to be the devil’s advocate here and say the left bookshelf is Nikki’s; this is the exact type of wasting books a woman would do to decorate. Fatrick is restricted to the right bookshelf, as evident by the children’s toys filling space due to Fatrick’s inadequate supply of books. The few books on his shelf, however, are equally unread.
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So the white man only has to pay $195 if he fucks up within the next six months? If he was black they would he kneeled on him. Time to go black face again Patrick so you can be the bottom you always wanted to be! We all know you want to tell the police to choke you and call them daddy!
Nothing on those shelves have ever been moved either of the years.
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$194, actually, since Dan paid a dollar off (Dan being a student of the Greer school of making friends)
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Still a dollar more than Patrick has, his wife's mother pays for everything after all.
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I hope no other wagies have the temerity to mildly inconvenience Pat in the next few months. I'd hate him to get in trouble again, and also be convicted of a thing he says definitely didn't happen.
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Bruh spoilers
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I wonder how many times he has prisoned the stalker children working at macdonalds for telling him there are no more burgers or fries?
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It’s mind-bogglingly stupid that Patrick refuses to pay for a Twitter subscription. In his insane brain it’s a digital battleground and he’s behind enemy lines. So imagine if you could freely spread whatever propaganda you wished in Germany during WW2, the Germans themselves would even distribute it for you, but you have to pay Hitler $8 (he’ll give it back and even pay you extra if your messages achieve high enough readership).
Shit-for-brains Rick wouldn’t do it because “you can’t give money to Hitler!” So instead his views and engagement are total shit, because he limits replies and constantly spams his prison nonsense. Amazing tactics, General.
Shit-for-brains Rick wouldn’t do it because “you can’t give money to Hitler!” So instead his views and engagement are total shit, because he limits replies and constantly spams his prison nonsense. Amazing tactics, General.
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His butthole will file criminal charges against him for all the violent shits it had to handle due to his never ending hunger for dark skinned individuals
The allies literally did this. The British had agents within Germany spreading rumors as early as November 1940
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God damn I love this fat retard so much. His porcine antics never fail to brighten up my day.
The defendant's attorney:
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6 months of no public oinkouts or drunk driving to save his mother in law $195
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I don't believe that's why he doesn't pay. It's a narc injury. He had a blue checkmark. He had a check when they were given out to Important People. He earned his check. He's not some fucking poser who bought one. @stealthygeek is a somebody, not some filthy unwashed rabble.
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For those of you playing along at home:
1) Death threats to wife, wife's new beau, and unborn child:
- No Contest.
2) Driving 75 in a 55 zone:
- No Contest.
3) False Imprisonment of local delivery driver:
- No Contest.
How many times can one reasonably plead No Contest while claiming to have never committed a crime?
Furthermore, how many times does it require one to plead No Contest before learning what the term means?
Edit: from r/Legal
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I know Blackie is part nigger, but even this is more retardation than I would have expected. To note, she sounds like she is exaggerating or outright imitating a ghetto accent because she doesn't have one herself. When she speaks it doesn't come out smoothly, it's awkward, it's stilted; a real Shaniqua would be able to babble at rapid speeds that would rival that of Pat's fingers when typing "stalker child" on Twitter.
Pat's attempt at "Cockney" is laughable. Cockney has been in recorded existence since the 1300s, so hundreds of years. Obviously, linguistics change drastically over time, but Pat, you have an accent that is literally almost 1,000 years old, sure you could at least Google the proper phonetics? I'm curious if he'll have Scrooge speak it, which would be hysterical as Cockney is notoriously spoken by the illiterate and poor in London and other impoverished areas. Pat's prose is fucking laughable, I know these are excerpts, but I have no idea what the fuck is going on with Tiny Tim with the crate or whatever the fuck he's imagined. Also, $5 says Titty Rick pronounces it "Thayms" rather than "Tems." Common American pronunciation, and I say that as an American.
Has Pat even done any research on the UK and the area A Christmas Carol takes place in or any of the other things going on at the time? Does Fat even think? (That last one is rhetorical, we all know the answer).
Again, Pat is proving himself an oblivious, piggish, cruel Dickens villain and has no idea he is one. I'm sure if Dickens found out about Pat and that he was using his work as a basis you could harness the spinning of Dickens rolling in his grave and power all the electricity in London for 20 years.