Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

[Hooked on phobics]

I have a hard time believing anyone would want to rape him, but then again furries are fucking weird and their entire existence leaves me in confusion so much that I just try not to make sense of it.

I could see someone wanting to rape him. Small, effeminate, dorky and kinda faggy.... And very full of himself / entitled.

I could absolutely see someone raping him, both for being ideal "prey" and "deserving it" in a predators mind (sometimes rapists might go for worse people thinking it makes it less immoral)

 

[True Boss of this Gym]

What the fuck are you talking about?

 

[big pauper]

I have a hard time believing anyone would want to rape him, but then again furries are fucking weird and their entire existence leaves me in confusion so much that I just try not to make sense of it.

you know the scene in dune where paul is exposed to the gom jabbar? that's literally all you need to know about furries.

 

[Lvkester Endorser]

Can't rape the willing, and Mald is a willing coomer degen.

 

[limbdiction]

Mald did hand out sippy cups, but they were dusted with rohypnol and GHB.

 

[Hit Squad]

Mald did hand out sippy cups, but they were dusted with rohypnol and GHB.

 

[LovisXVI]

What the fuck are you talking about?

Sounds like he is planning on raping Mald. How this advances the cause of SKG, remains unknown.

 

[PHUCKERPRIME]

It's still funny to me that the sippy cup episode was highlighted by definitely-not-Mald with a burner account back when this thread's pages were in the double digits, as if it was a 9001 IQ move to make us talk about something retarded and untrue. Checkmate, kiwichuds.

 

[cigint]

Small, effeminate, dorky and kinda faggy

Disagreee. Jason is tall and middle-age fat aka thin limbs and fat around the midsection. He's nobody's type, which is why he had to groom a socially outcast underage girl in the first place.

 

[SterilizedGlowsticks]

you know the scene in dune where paul is exposed to the gom jabbar? that's literally all you need to know about furries.

I don't, and now I don't want to watch it, thanks.

 

[1-800-GAMBLER]

It's still funny to me that the sippy cup episode was highlighted by definitely-not-Mald with a burner account back when this thread's pages were in the double digits, as if it was a 9001 IQ move to make us talk about something retarded and untrue. Checkmate, kiwichuds.

So then I basically social engineered them to believe I hang out with rapists. Yeah. People saying my SSN is on Doxbin? So I was actually assigned two at birth, so yeah.

 

[Spooky Dogwood]

Yes
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It's a ferret with an "ahegao" expression. What other interpretation for this emote could there possibly be, other than that the person who made it wants to fuck ferrets? It's not as much of an esoteric reference as it used to be, where there could be some plausible deniability that the connotation of that expression were simply misunderstood. It's a meme that gets printed on clothing.

 

[BigPeanut]

he has alienated the left (corpo bootlicking

are you posting from 1994 or something. All the left does is bootlick corporations, they will defend slop like new Star Wars and bootlick Disney because they think it owns the chuds.

 

[whalebiologist]

It's a ferret with an "ahegao" expression. What other interpretation for this emote could there possibly be, other than that the person who made it wants to fuck ferrets?

He IS a literal zoophile. This cunt admitted to like knots, a literal dog penis. The whole furry subculture needs to be nuked. It's not just faggots dressing in animal costumes. It's actual mentally ill degenerates who openly jerk it to animal paws, anuses and reproductive organs. These monsters are legit fucked in the head. You can't tell me a guy who did multiple ERPs in his ferret persona, and jerks it to animal cocks will not get a hard-on when """petting""" one of those poor things in his ferret Auschwitz.

 

[fukkit]

He IS a literal zoophile. This cunt admitted to like knots, a literal dog penis. The whole furry subculture needs to be nuked. It's not just faggots dressing in animal costumes. It's actual mentally ill degenerates who openly jerk it to animal paws, anuses and reproductive organs. These monsters are legit fucked in the head. You can't tell me a guy who did multiple ERPs in his ferret persona, and jerks it to animal cocks will not get a hard-on when """petting""" one of those poor things in his ferret Auschwitz.

Not to mention when hes getting covered in their shit

 

[Terfatron]

If the man ever kill himself it will be a autoerotic asphyxiation accident because he couldn't stop jacking it to the legacy he would leave and how sorry everyone would be at his massive funeral where everyone at blizzard would hold a eulogy. One hundred white ferrets would be released and his death would be the ultimate "welcome to the finding out timeline" and last word in the conversation.

But that's just me on my insane behavior

 

[Hakase Shinonome]

C. He made shit on the go to sound smart without thinking of implications of what he is saying.

D. He has a baby fetish/he's an ABDL. The sippy cups are just the beginning.

 

[Meat Target]

His response is that he's adamant about using "sippy cups"- he clarifies that it's primarily a silly name for regular cups with screw-on lids

It's a ferret with an "ahegao" expression. What other interpretation for this emote could there possibly be, other than that the person who made it wants to fuck ferrets? It's not as much of an esoteric reference as it used to be, where there could be some plausible deniability that the connotation of that expression were simply misunderstood. It's a meme that gets printed on clothing.
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He IS a literal zoophile. This cunt admitted to like knots, a literal dog penis.

You can't tell me a guy who did multiple ERPs in his ferret persona, and jerks it to animal cocks will not get a hard-on when """petting""" one of those poor things in his ferret Auschwitz.

Every new thing I learn about Jason makes me wish I could dress up in only a loincloth and throw spears at him while jabbering like a Zulu savage.

Yes. His combination of puerility and degeneracy makes me so MATI that my brain is reverting to a primal aboriginie state.

 

[invisibult plus+]

Every new thing I learn about Jason, the more I wish I could dress up in only a loincloth and throw spears at him while jabbering like a Zulu savage.

Yes. His combination of puerility and degeneracy makes me so MATI that my brain is reverting to a primal aboriginie state.

He makes you retvrn?

 

[Forklift Certified]

@Meat Target

Thx for the finding, well at least a bit of faith in humanity restored he not using literally sippy cups and my prev post seems extra retarded because this

BUT

The underlying implications why he need to use sippy cups in his own house party still stands...

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On the side note... I'm feeling old... +1200 pages shitting and laughing on this fag, but I still getting dumb emot on my earliest shitpost made back at page 238..! IN JANUARY !

If mald not lolcow of the year I don't know who would be...