Wizchan.org - Chronicles of Misery

[Pointless Pedant]

Because Chris-Chan has this extraordinary, nigh magical ability to evade the consequences of his actions. He intentionally maced a GameStop employee and was caught on video. Why isn't he rotting in prison right now, especially in light of the fact he had priors? By contrast, I can't get away with anything. I got arrested for robbing a convenience store because some idiotic pig thought the box-cutter I use for work was a weapon. I was held for five hours until they found somebody else. I never know behind what corner a pig lurks and that scares me.

I think the fact he's utterly exceptional helped a lot to get him a more lenient sentence. Maybe you should try getting an autism diagnosis.

 

[Staffy]

Wasn't there a version of this where an 80-90 year old virgin is added in the far left and is far more edgier?

 

[Pointless Pedant]

Wasn't there a version of this where an 80-90 year old virgin is added in the far left and is far more edgier?

Virgins can reverse ageing now? They really are wizards.

 

[Andrew09876]

Wasn't there a version of this where an 80-90 year old virgin is added in the far left and is far more edgier?

Yes, here is the most complete chart:

I think the fact he's utterly exceptional helped a lot to get him a more lenient sentence. Maybe you should try getting an autism diagnosis.

I have a schizophrenia diagnosis; it doesn't help. In any conflict with a normie I get blamed automatically because I have a "mental illness." Theoretically, I am still a ward of the state and if someone from the local mental health services wanted to she could just have me locked up in a hospital. They let me go from the group home because I made life miserable for the house parents and they got tired of sending me to the hospital for misbehaving; the hospital got tired too; the doctors decided they didn't want someone whose only issue was calling a succubus on a power trip a bitch or a cunt. A house parent who was a chad and kind of liked me as much as any normie can decided to let me find a job and use him as a personal reference; he understood I was more trouble than I was worth.

I am still a loose nut and I am sure my departure was noted at the administrative levels of county mental health. It is likely my departure was reported to police and I am probably under surveillance on that account. There is an unusual amount of pig activity at my motel and I occasionally see a guy sitting in a car that I don't recognize as a neighbor.

Hell, Chris had the mental clarity and strength of will to see what he wanted and find a way to make it happen. @Andrew09876 has a list of fears that he uses to justify lacking those qualities.

Inferior to Chris, and unwilling to change. My god. What an absolute shit existence.

I guess it's a matter of perspective. My existence is better than it's ever been since I went to Disney World when I was eight. I got a job, a room, a motorcycle, a computer and a cell phone all in the last two years. It's better than the existence of 90% of wizards. I have rational fears of losing it.

Virgins can reverse ageing now? They really are wizards.

I don't know. I'd like to think there are some wizards involved in the promising C. Elegans research on that topic.

 

[Null]

Yes, here is the most complete chart:

No one who's been a virgin their entire lives is going to live to be 90. People who are alone die young.

 

[KillaClown1488]

@Andrew09876 has replied to this thread 4 times in a row.

 

[BillionBisonBucks]

I guess it's a matter of perspective. My existence is better than it's ever been since I went to Disney World when I was eight. I got a job, a room, a motorcycle, a computer and a cell phone all in the last two years. It's better than the existence of 90% of wizards. I have rational fears of losing it.

How about a rational fear that a job, a room, a motorcycle, a computer, and a cellphone might be the entire extent of your existence in this world and contribution to humanity?

 

[Pointless Pedant]

I have a schizophrenia diagnosis; it doesn't help. In any conflict with a normie I get blamed automatically because I have a "mental illness." Theoretically, I am still a ward of the state and if someone from the local mental health services wanted to she could just have me locked up in a hospital. They let me go from the group home because I made life miserable for the house parents and they got tired of sending me to the hospital for misbehaving; the hospital got tired too; the doctors decided they didn't want someone whose only issue was calling a succubus on a power trip a bitch or a cunt. A house parent who was a chad and kind of liked me as much as any normie can decided to let me find a job and use him as a personal reference; he understood I was more trouble than I was worth.

I am still a loose nut and I am sure my departure was noted at the administrative levels of county mental health. It is likely my departure was reported to police and I am probably under surveillance on that account. There is an unusual amount of pig activity at my motel and I occasionally see a guy sitting in a car that I don't recognize as a neighbor.

So you've told us all you're literally insane. Do you still expect us to take you seriously?

 

[Randall Fragg]

I have a schizophrenia diagnosis; it doesn't help. In any conflict with a normie I get blamed automatically because I have a "mental illness." Theoretically, I am still a ward of the state and if someone from the local mental health services wanted to she could just have me locked up in a hospital. They let me go from the group home because I made life miserable for the house parents and they got tired of sending me to the hospital for misbehaving; the hospital got tired too; the doctors decided they didn't want someone whose only issue was calling a succubus on a power trip a bitch or a cunt. A house parent who was a chad and kind of liked me as much as any normie can decided to let me find a job and use him as a personal reference; he understood I was more trouble than I was worth.

I am still a loose nut and I am sure my departure was noted at the administrative levels of county mental health. It is likely my departure was reported to police and I am probably under surveillance on that account. There is an unusual amount of pig activity at my motel and I occasionally see a guy sitting in a car that I don't recognize as a neighbor.

You're adorable.

 

[TiggerNits]

Everyday the farms teaches me something new. Terrible, but new

 

[Bugaboo]

Aw shit dude the police are gonna come lock me up because I unironically refer to women as "Succubuses" they're totally watching my house

That's some paranoid shit right there. Honestly they let way crazier people roam the streets all the time and they just toss them in jail for a short period and the cycle continues

 

[BillionBisonBucks]

Aw shit dude the police are gonna come lock me up because I unironically refer to women as "Succubuses" they're totally watching my house

That's some paranoid shit right there. Honestly they let way crazier people roam the streets all the time and they just toss them in jail for a short period and the cycle continues

I get the impression a short jail stay would put @Andrew09876 in a multi-year backslide while he blamed anyone but himself for it.

 

[grumbleBum]

As an ex-slutty succubus who's enjoyed more than her fair share of Chad Thundercock, I find your kind fascinating @Andrew09876. I'm genuinely curious: how does it make you feel when you see an ugly to average girl hooking up with a hot alpha male with all the trimmings?

 

[proteus4994]

I'm genuinely curious: how does it make you feel when you see an ugly to average girl hooking up with a hot alpha male with all the trimmings?

Doesn't this just basically confirm their existing worldview? An average girl can get fucked by any guy they want, while average guys are destined to be involuntarily celibate.

 

[grumbleBum]

Doesn't this just basically confirm their existing worldview? An average girl can get fucked by any guy they want, while average guys are destined to be involuntarily celibate.

If you believe that sex is entirely about your Attractiveness Stats and the contents of your Material Goods Bag of Holding, sure. Permavirgins are generally well below average, male and female. If not in looks, then they have other problems like crippling social anxiety or they don't know what a shower is. The vast majority of average guys get laid. I've done my bit towards that, too
Edit: you're right of course, it does just confirm their beliefs, I like to hear them discuss how they feel about it though.

 

[Angry New Ager]

I am still a loose nut and I am sure my departure was noted at the administrative levels of county mental health. It is likely my departure was reported to police and I am probably under surveillance on that account. There is an unusual amount of pig activity at my motel and I occasionally see a guy sitting in a car that I don't recognize as a neighbor.

Since you're living in a motel, the reason for so much police presence, or somebody conducting surveillance in the parking lot, is going to be the kind of criminal activity that happens in motels--namely drugs and prostitution. It has nothing to do with you.

No agency has the time and resources to waste on one guy with schizophrenia who couldn't get along in a group home. Some people just can't deal with a group home situation, and the rules and restrictions involved, or chafe under authority (shit, I would). But that doesn't automatically mean you're a dangerous lone nut and warrant surveillance, or that anybody working in mental health is spending much time thinking about you at all. They all have criminals, or truly dangerous crazy people, to deal with.

So as long as you're getting along okay on your own (and it sounds like you are, if you're holding down a job and otherwise taking care of yourself) and not an immediate threat to anybody, you're not who the cops at your motel are after.

 

[Andrew09876]

How about a rational fear that a job, a room, a motorcycle, a computer, and a cellphone might be the entire extent of your existence in this world and contribution to humanity?

Well,I also educate the good people of Kiwi Farms in the mystery traditions of wizardhood.

 

[BillionBisonBucks]

Well,I also educate the good people of Kiwi Farms in the mystery traditions of wizardhood.

Nah. You came into a thread dedicated to that purpose to soundboard ideas for a new version of the thing that was being mocked.

You're not mysterious, andrew. You're just a loser, who's decided to stop trying to be more than a loser. The extent of your aspirations now are to have some repute among losers. It's all thoroughly pathetic, as I said in my first post. I have no doubt you have a laundry list of reasons why this must be so and nothing short of an act of the Divine could fix you, but none of that is true. You're just comfortable being a loser, and the thought of making a mistake and having to take responsibility for it scares you more than the prospect of 80 more years of your banal, worthless existence, sucking resources that could be feeding geniuses, or at least people that want to try.

And you glorify this to others.

 

[dacote]

I guess it's a matter of perspective. My existence is better than it's ever been since I went to Disney World when I was eight. I got a job, a room, a motorcycle, a computer and a cell phone all in the last two years. It's better than the existence of 90% of wizards. I have rational fears of losing it.

Heck yeah bro. Don't let the haters bring you down, that's enough to lose your mana with.

 

[Andrew09876]

So you've told us all you're literally insane. Do you still expect us to take you seriously?

You can take me as seriously as any anonymous voice on the internet and I will do the same for you in return.

"Insanity" is a logically incoherent concept on so many levels. If "insanity" means not perceiving reality correctly, then aren't all of us insane from time to time? Why should failure to come to a correct conclusion be labeled a medical condition?

If "insanity" is a habitual, pig-headed persistence in wrongness despite all evidence to the contrary, what the Scholastics called invincible ignorance, how is even this a medical condition?

Even if you think such a cognitive state is a disease, would that make, for example, communists insane? Belief in the Marxist pipe dream of an egalitarian utopia strikes me as the craziest thing possible in light of the most superficial knowledge of the history of the 20th century. Does this mean communists have a medical condition for which they need to be committed? How about Christian fundamentalists looking forward to the Rapture? How about their even more excitable Islamic cousins? If not why is anybody truly labeled insane except for the fact they are having difficulties in life and are becoming inconvenient for others.

You might want to check out the works of Thomas Szasz and R D Laing for more enlightenment.