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Still, that's a life better than the one some of these guys actively choose. Say what you will about codependency, but it seems like the sex would be a'ight
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Still, that's a life better than the one some of these guys actively choose. Say what you will about codependency, but it seems like the sex would be a'ight
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I don't need to say anything. You already said it was awful. But it would still be less awful than using wizardchan.
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When I would work, play video games, sleep, repeat, I used to bitch about how I wanted a girlfriend and a family.
Now that I'm married with kids, I dream of the days when all I would do was work, play video games, sleep, and repeat.
Grass is always greener and all that shit.
Now that I'm married with kids, I dream of the days when all I would do was work, play video games, sleep, and repeat.
Grass is always greener and all that shit.
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How do you know that you're not a faggot if you've never tried it? I know a few guys who'd be well into plump trembling virgins, it would be relatively easy to find one for yourself. You obviously have major problems relating to women, so perhaps there's something you're not admitting to yourself?
You can tell us, we won't judge.
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How do you know that you're not a faggot if you've never tried it? I know a few guys who'd be well into plump trembling virgins, it would be relatively easy to find one for yourself. You obviously have major problems relating to women, so perhaps there's something you're not admitting to yourself?
You can tell us, we won't judge.
I have tried it. I was unable to get it up for another guy's arse.
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Maybe you're meant to be the catcher. #ANALRIPS
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so you're basically the wizard equivalent of a bisexual lmao
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When I was little I remember my parents would stick a thermometer in my arse when I was sick. I did not like it. I still don't like things going up there. It is an exit and not an entrance.
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You know who disagrees?
Bill "Hey, Give Anal Sex a Try" Nye
Bill "Hey, Give Anal Sex a Try" Nye
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Claims to be American. Uses the word "arse" repeatedly. 0/10 ruseman.
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It's unfortunately obvious that even you don't believe these trite idioms, and you've just been enculturated to respond to this stimulus in this fashion.
Remember, andrew - No matter how good the line or how thorough the rehearsal, it's always gonna ring hollow without some confidence behind it.
But you already knew that, right?
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I'm pretty sure thermometers weren't the only things your parents put up ur boi-pussy.
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Bill Nye was my childhood hero. Watching him transform into the social justice shithead he is today is like living in Harlan Ellison's short story "I Have no Mouth and I Must Scream." Just reading your post makes me want to cry.
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He is a scientist, purportedly. Of course he's gonna encourage people to experiment. But our buddy here says he already tried it.
Andrew, what do you hope to gain from being here? I get that you just wanna hang out and explain your point of view, but I think most of us already get it and just dont care. I dont get why you came here in the first place. Although I guess if anything, this sort of critical environment keeps it from becoming too much of a circle jerk so dudes like incels would actually benefit from being exposed to other ideas than what their shitty circlejerk forum perpetuates, and keeps them from sliding down the Elliot Rodger path.
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No, I have de-fooed my family but they never did anything like that.
I bet you like jamming aluminum rods in your boi-pussy. Did your mommy teach you how?
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Oh shit, now were getting somewhere.
You seem to get very agitated when people bring up your parents, and putting things in your butt.
Andrew, did your parents actually never put the thermometer in your butt? Is that why you're so upset? They made you do it yourself, and read it to them, and you felt like mommy never loved you, would you say that's an accurate assessment?
All your life you've wanted a woman to put something in your butt, and they wont; society frowns on that sort of behavior. A man doing it isn't the same, is it? Is that why you get so angry over this subject? Jealousy is an ugly color, Andrew. This is why you're a wizard. Just because another man's mom may or may not have taught him how to insert objects into his butt, and paid attention to him, doesn't mean you can lash out at him! Don't let it take a hold of you, Andrew, we can work through this.
You seem to get very agitated when people bring up your parents, and putting things in your butt.
Andrew, did your parents actually never put the thermometer in your butt? Is that why you're so upset? They made you do it yourself, and read it to them, and you felt like mommy never loved you, would you say that's an accurate assessment?
All your life you've wanted a woman to put something in your butt, and they wont; society frowns on that sort of behavior. A man doing it isn't the same, is it? Is that why you get so angry over this subject? Jealousy is an ugly color, Andrew. This is why you're a wizard. Just because another man's mom may or may not have taught him how to insert objects into his butt, and paid attention to him, doesn't mean you can lash out at him! Don't let it take a hold of you, Andrew, we can work through this.
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Hi Ducksucker
You're right. I am here trying to explain my point of view. I've been a lurker here at the 'Farms since the days of the old Wizardchan thread and you guys seem like an honest yet cruel bunch with whom I can bounce ideas.
Between taking insults (that, let's admit, we're all having fun doing!) one thing I have been trying to explain about wizardry is its linkage to the legal and social status of "mental patient." (Note that I don't say "mental illness" which I don't is even a real thing.) Most wizards don't actually want to do nothing but play Vidya all day but they are not allowed outside without supervision by their houseparents. Often if they are living at home, they're parents treat them the same way. There has been much discussion on these boards about how the parents of wizards should throw them out. Many wizards would be overjoyed if that happened. The fact of the matter is if most wizard ventured outside Mommy's basement mommy would call county mental health and have them thrown in a hospital. So, advising wizards to "Get their life together" is often a moot point.
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You do realize it is insanely difficult to have a psych hold placed on someone against their will, right? If these wizards really want to get away from mommy and daddy, a call to the local mental ward isn't going to stop them. At best, they'd have an unpleasant chat with the police and/or DHS, but the days of being hauled away in a straightjacket are gone.
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Even if this was true (it's not, as the poster above pointed out), getting treated by a mental health professional is probably the best thing that could happen to most wizards.
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I bet I could get Andy laid by a decent looking girl. It's not like it's that hard to wingman for someone and get them all set