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TiggerNits said:
I bet I could get Andy laid by a decent looking girl. It's not like it's that hard to wingman for someone and get them all set
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It is if they use wizardchan.

Unless you're talking about hookers, which they seem not to care for anyway.
 
TiggerNits said:
Never pay for some shit you can get for free with a little bit of charm and a shower
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Agreed, but wizards don't have a little bit of charm. I can't imagine many women would want to hear the ultimate beta males whining for hours about their oppressive parents and litany of mental health problems.
 
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TiggerNits said:
I bet I could get Andy laid by a decent looking girl. It's not like it's that hard to wingman for someone and get them all set
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They have to be even remotely desirable in the first place though. Like the most thirsty woman isnt gonna settle for a 5 inch virgin dick. Intimacy isnt worth that much.

You could buy a tiny sex toy and have a presumably better lay. Shit like that. At least you'd have an orgasm.
 
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entropyseekswork said:
Hey @Andrew09876, thanks for joining to give us some insight. Who where you listening to or reading that influenced you defoo? What are your parents like?
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Your replies to my posts have been interesting and informative, @Andrew09876 I'd also love to hear more about your reasons for defooing. Thanks for your honest response about trying gay sex btw, at least you gave it a whirl.
 
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What happens if a wizard gets fucked by a chick
Do they die instantly because at that point they believe that they have reached all their goals yet now realize life is exactly the same as it was before they got laid and they're still fucking loosers?
 
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Bugaboo said:
What happens if a wizard gets fucked by a chick
Do they die instantly because at that point they believe that they have reached all their goals yet now realize life is exactly the same as it was before they got laid and they're still fucking loosers?
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No. They just go on as before. Chris didn't change when he hired a hooker, and he was pretty much an incel/wizard before.

And, when I say Chris didn't change, I mean his :briefs: as well as his attitude.
 
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Bugaboo said:
What happens if a wizard gets fucked by a chick
Do they die instantly because at that point they believe that they have reached all their goals yet now realize life is exactly the same as it was before they got laid and they're still fucking loosers?
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They turn into the sad sleezy uncle every family has. You know, the one with the glasses and the greasy combover, who still has decade old playboys in their worklocker.
 
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ChurchOfGodBear said:
You do realize it is insanely difficult to have a psych hold placed on someone against their will, right? If these wizards really want to get away from mommy and daddy, a call to the local mental ward isn't going to stop them. At best, they'd have an unpleasant chat with the police and/or DHS, but the days of being hauled away in a straightjacket are gone.
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This is only true if you have not been labeled as a mental patient. Once you have that label it's relatively easy especially if they think you are violent. (Any kind of disagreableness is often interpreted as 'violence.') To be fair, they can't just lock you away and throw away the key, but any 'caregiver' can get a mental case under their 'care' for a 72-hour hold quite easily. They just need to scream hysterically about how their charge is 'theatening' them or refusing to take their stage-mandated toxins (medication). I know, this has happened to me several times both when I was in the 'care' of both my parents and my house parents at the group home.

grumbleBum said:
Your replies to my posts have been interesting and informative, @Andrew09876 I'd also love to hear more about your reasons for defooing. Thanks for your honest response about trying gay sex btw, at least you gave it a whirl.
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My father is the ultimate beta provider (He's an engineer.) and my step-monster is the ultimate tyrannical succubus who hates anything she can't control.

I decided to de-foo them after she sent me to the hospital for refusal to take poison (psychiatric medication) and deciding to stay out late without her permission. The doctor found a group home for me after that.
 
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Andrew09876 said:
My father is the ultimate beta provider (He's an engineer.) and my step-monster is the ultimate tyrannical succubus who hates anything she can't control.
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How can he be a beta provider if he's an engineer, that's some big bux right there and a good job to have if you wanna start a family.

Also answer @entropyseekswork's important question.
 
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Andrew09876 said:
My father is the ultimate beta provider (He's an engineer.) and my step-monster is the ultimate tyrannical succubus who hates anything she can't control.

I decided to de-foo them after she sent me to the hospital for refusal to take poison (psychiatric medication) and deciding to stay out late without her permission. The doctor found a group home for me after that.
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That sucks, man. Stepmothers have been a problem since Snow White. I have to ask, though, why do you think psychiatric meds are poison? Sure, some of them have crappy side effects and there are associated risks, as with everything, but many people find them very helpful. Do you subscribe to the whole natural medicine shtick, or is it just psych meds that you don't like?
 
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Andrew09876 said:
This is only true if you have not been labeled as a mental patient. Once you have that label it's relatively easy especially if they think you are violent. (Any kind of disagreableness is often interpreted as 'violence.') To be fair, they can't just lock you away and throw away the key, but any 'caregiver' can get a mental case under their 'care' for a 72-hour hold quite easily. They just need to scream hysterically about how their charge is 'theatening' them or refusing to take their stage-mandated toxins (medication). I know, this has happened to me several times both when I was in the 'care' of both my parents and my house parents at the group home.
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So the problem isn't that they can throw you in the psych ward to keep you from leaving, the problem is that they HAVE to throw you in to keep you from doing something stupid. I apologize, I missed the part where you were assigned a caretaker. If you are indeed dealing with mental health issues, then failing to take your medication is going to undermine any effort you might make to move out on your own.

So it's still on you, just for a different reason.
 
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Shroom King said:
If you do not believe mental illness is a real thing, then you have much bigger problems than getting laid.
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Mental illness is a metaphor for life-adjustment difficulties. "Mental illnesses" are not the same as real medical conditions.

Let's examine the difference. If a man goes to the doctor experiencing sudden unexplained weight loss and the doctor suspects cancer, he can order a biopsy to confirm or deny this suspicion. The statements "Joe has severe unexplained weight loss" and "Joe has cancer" mean very different things even if they are related. The former refers to a symptom and the latter a cause.

"Mental illnesses" such as depression are defined only by their symptoms. The statement "Joe has depression" conveys no more information than the statement "Joe is chronically unhappy." The former and latter statements mean exactly the same thing. So why is one considered to be a medical diagnosis and the other is not? There is no reason beyond the arbitrary authority of the therapy guild. Psychiatry is shuck and jive all the way down.

This is not to say the "mentally ill" don't have life adjustment difficulties. I know I do. It's just that life adjustment problems is what they have and not "mental illnesses"

ICametoLurk said:
How can he be a beta provider if he's an engineer, that's some big bux right there and a good job to have if you wanna start a family.

Also answer @entropyseekswork's important question.
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He's a beta provider because he uses his money to get my step-monster and her children anything they want. He paid a girl my asshole Chad stepbrother got pregnant an undisclosed amount to disappear.

grumbleBum said:
That sucks, man. Stepmothers have been a problem since Snow White. I have to ask, though, why do you think psychiatric meds are poison? Sure, some of them have crappy side effects and there are associated risks, as with everything, but many people find them very helpful. Do you subscribe to the whole natural medicine shtick, or is it just psych meds that you don't like?
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I guess it is over-the-top hyperbole to call psych meds poison but all they did for me was make me fat and sluggish. Any benefits they provide can be had tenfold and with far less side effects with White Russians.
 
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