Roketsune / Darosne / Christian Crawford / Field Marshal Crappenburg - Pedophile Activist Furry, Kiwi Farms Member, Verbose Cunt, Furry Drama Investigator

[Jean Pierre Polnareff]

Every time you see another dumb @Field Marshal Crappenberg post, just imagine that it's a bunch of fart sounds instead of actual words. It'll save you a few valuable brain cells.

 

[Cato]

I see what you're doing here. You've disguised it well, but I'm not tricked. You continue to post edgy shit and things that you know will get a rise out of Kiwis on Twitter. You aren't responding for the sake of clarifying yourself or presenting your argument. You are doing this for attention. You have quoted a pretty decent number of the people who frequent this thread, which means they will see your post in their notifications. With that, more people are likely to rebuttal you, and your desire for the attention you so desperately crave is sated by people who think you are being genuine. You are not. You are trying to make up for the lack of attention you get in your life, and you don't care how you get it or whether it's positive or negative. Quite frankly, it's pitiful, and the fact that you have been trying and succeeding at getting more attention when talk of you dies down only shows that you deserve nothing more than to be forgotten.

In fairness he even wrote this:

I am someone with a highly insular, dull, and uneventful life socially and in generally. This is honestly the most excitement and attention I've received since I was in school. I exaggerated a little in my OP, but honestly, having a bunch of drama purveyors I well understand and may freely respond to staring at and interrogating me is a rather noteworthy and exciting development.

So if his objective is attention-whoring, no, he's not exactly disguising it.

But apparently before posting here he had tried and failed to get the mods to delete the thread, so at this point I don't even know what angle he's playing and I'm not sure he does either. I would say that his explicit attention-whoring and act like he really enjoys this could actually be a calculated attempt to get the very reaction you are suggesting so the thread dies, except it more or less did die before he performed CPR on it with his return.

 

[Jaiman]

Hey Roketsune you rated disagree on the post about me being too old for your tastes did you think I was pretty hot at FWA?

 

[lolwut]

Hey Roketsune you rated disagree on the post about me being too old for your tastes did you think I was pretty hot at FWA?

Actually, based on my vague recollection of his facial features (youthful, soft, little to no facial hair), he was at least slightly attractive. I think he was twinkish in build, too. If he had longer hair and had no acne I might have found him substantially attractive.

Surprisingly brief, by his standards, but yeah.

 

[Jaiman]

Surprisingly brief, by his standards, but yeah.

Damn, I was hoping for a paragraph on the details of my acne.

 

[Pointless Pedant]

Much worse than Bryce Cherry and you're pretty much off limits, like the subjects of dumb ween threads where some jackass starts a thread on a literal downy.

I had a friend with a younger brother with Down syndrome and he was smarter than Bryce Cherry. He was a bit "slow-in-the-mind", but he could at least work a minimum wage job.

The most profoundly exceptional individuals can't even maintain an internet presence due to illiteracy, but some lolcows here are about as dumb as people on the Internet can be.

 

[zinsy]

The most memorable thing about it was him opening by saluting and asking if he had permission to speak. Even I was caught off guard by that, and I have a fucking military strategist fursona. But it was just an innocuous quirk.

Okay, but this part about @keksz was enough to make me cringe hard all on its own. Wonder if he has a military roleplay kink?

 

[Sunflower Overseer]

Okay, but this part about @keksz was enough to make me cringe hard all on its own. Wonder if he has a military roleplay kink?

@keksz is the type of guy which takes the subject of internet stickers very serious.

 

[Reddit Avenger]

I've never envisioned him sticking his 30-cm knotted dick into a pre-teen cub (or an adult with such a body- their advanced medical technology allows people to set permanent physiological ages and adjust other traits that are generally immutable to us). They tend to have bodies which can accommodate larger penises and more frequent sex, but not to absurd levels like is often depicted in furry porn. Roketsune's 12-year-old partner, the femboy otter Lucien, has never been the bottom/uke with Roketsune either in my stories or my fantasies, for the general reason you just stated (and I'd never want either of them yiffing me anally IRL because I'd fucking die or at least have severe anal trauma). Lucien's always the top in that pairing, sometimes the bottom with male classmates.

How pathetic a person do you have to be in order to desire being dom'd by a fucking 12-year-old?

 

[GS 281]

It could be worse. He could want to be dom'd by a 11-year-old.

 

[The Big Vivs]

stuff

Why is it that you included the word "stuff" in your oversaturated 'tism soliloquy? It makes your entire wall of text look like more bullshit than usual. Did you just get lazy, or did you lose your place in your thesaurus?

emotionally encumbered

What could you possibly have going on in your life that's emotionally encumbering to you, when your name being plastered onto every shitty thing you say online doesn't bug you? Did your family disown you? Is your roommate sucking up all of your EBT?

 

[Field Marshal Crappenberg]

yes

Ahh, you've been very nice and you asked, so I wrote a somewhat summarized version of my political beliefs.

Spoiler

Basically, my political ideology is centered on what I think will bring the most progress and happiness to humanity. Whatever achieves this is rational. I apply this general principle to my personal/individual planning and behavior: whatever brings me progress and happiness I set out to do. Humanity does a piss poor job of doing this on either a societal or personal level, so that's why I despise the average person and identify as a misanthrope.

Getting back to my political beliefs, what achieves that progress might be far-left on one issue, and all-out bloody Nazi/fascist on another. My stances are all over the political spectrum. I embrace some tenets from all of the ideologies. Each of them just suck on their own, but if a new system was created which incorporated certain tenets from each of them, it would be far superior to the dog shit we have now.

For example, I wholeheartedly embrace freedom of expression, speech, and press, but oppose egalitarianism, universal suffrage, or excessive personal freedom (e.g., eugenics is good and allowing people to reproduce on their own is fucking retarded). Liberal democracy grants too much freedom and too much power to the average peasant. Fascism emphasizes (or is supposed to) the welfare and health of the society, provides the government the means of dealing with transgressors and harmful elements ruthlessly, and endorses taking drastic action to save the nation from degeneration. Unfortunately it also causes authoritarianism, tends to impose irrational restrictions on personal expression and sexuality, and is infamous for a bunch of other retarded shit.

I think an ideal society would:

• Provide large entitlements to the population and eradicate certain social ills such as homelessness, poor education, and starvation. It would essentially be socialistic.
  
• It would grant its citizens maximal rights of expression and speech, while restricting other freedoms in order to protect/benefit society.
  
• People would have to pass a literacy and citizenship test before being granted the right to vote. An easy standard might be to restrict suffrage to college graduates.
  
• Sexuality would be treated essentially as merely another type of pleasure for humans to indulge in, disregarding the issue of STDs and pregnancy (which society should have already eradicated/made obsolete anyway). All orientations are validated and protected. Also, some gender constructs and notions would be dismantled or changed.
  
• The government would massively fund certain technological pursuits and civil projects. For example. my fursona's world invested huge proportions of time, energy, money into medical technology and infrastructure, so people are effectively immortal and can change characteristics almost at will, and cities are more developed and consolidated.
• The government would be empowered to regulate critical societal functions such as the economy, reproduction, etc. People who interfere with the order would be mercilessly dealt with.
  
• The country becomes more efficient and prosperous because there are fewer defectives and dead weights in it (e.g., the neurotic fuck writing this damned thing- I never asked to be born so I don't hate myself). More resources are going to important things rather than utterly stupid shit like religion and warfare.
• Religious freedom is severely restricted. The government promotes atheism and does not recognize other religious belief systems. Religious schools for minors are abolished, and any religious customs or traits which are deemed inherently abusive to children are proscribed for child-rearing. This obviously would cause a gargantuan bloodbath here if it was ever tried, but it's best for our nation and our children.
  
• All nations who don't subscribe to the society's ideology and don't provide something they need are pretty much ignored and kept distant. Military spending, if any is done at all, would be mainly defensive.
• Immigration is extended only to those who fully embrace the culture and morality of the host country. The goal would be cultural homogeneity because differences/multiculturalism cause strife and waste, and to achieve that immigration would have to be stopped or overhauled.

Are you trying to recreate the great wall of China with that textwall?

Well, I was hoping to crash the servers and take down my thread that way.

In all seriousness, I should have written 3 or 4 response posts rather than one super-massive one where people have to hunt through large posts to find their replies.

I mentioned the variations of viewpoints here in the edgelord vs moralfag binary but I promise you, you won't find many people here willing to support your paedofur sickness.

I actually am not aspiring to do that. I am merely hoping people will eventually stop obsessing/A-logging over it, where instead of posturing or plotting childish attacks they ask questions or otherwise improve the thread. It seems that's been happening actually, so I'm happy about that.

You aren't responding for the sake of clarifying yourself or presenting your argument. You are doing this for attention.

Why can I not have both motivations? My Twitter response on 25 March was lousy and I've been having anxiety pulses over that poor performance even now (I have them on everything else as well, minor and great). I really did myself and the viewers here a disservice by not waiting a few hours or a day before responding.

As you said, I do like attention. If it's not actually harmful I like it to some degree.

You are trying to make up for the lack of attention you get in your life, and you don't care how you get it or whether it's positive or negative.

There may be truth in that assertion. Honestly, when I envision my fursona and I speaking about this kind of stuff, he'd deem most of the drama pursuits to be frivolous and maybe even counter-productive. He wouldn't be dicking around online justifying himself to people like us, or documenting lolcows. He has far grander things to do with his life. If my life was more advanced/evolved, I wouldn't be spending as much time here or elsewhere, I don't believe.

You continue to post edgy shit and things that you know will get a rise out of Kiwis on Twitter.

To be fair, I was trying to troll everyone with the images and video (though I also just wanted to post them; the two fursuiting siblings were adorable while acting out!). That stupid Tumblr furry drama site, the LiveJournal one, whoever else that came upon it or was directed to it. I determined it was likely someone from here would notice it and report, but I didn't make any additional attempts to get KF to take notice. I'm rather impressed there was so little reaction here and on the Tumblr one.

for those interested in reading more about Roketsune'es hebephilia, here is a 54k discussion on it

I still marvel at the fact I had to present those Inkbunny journals I so obnoxiously feature on my Inkbunny profile after I arrived, but you somehow found cringey shit I wrote in 2012 on WrongPlanet and other obscure crap instead. The more obvious things I intentionally highlight were just overlooked.

I think, of all the cows I've seen, this is the one that comes across as the most autistic

I probably am honestly, though that provides benefits as well as drawbacks I think.

But apparently before posting here he had tried and failed to get the mods to delete the thread

That is incorrect. I never asked for the thread to be closed.

except it more or less did die before he performed CPR on it with his return.

Yes, it was dead before I established contact with the OP and then arrived, and I knew activity would skyrocket as a consequence. I guess my "textwalls" were a sort of inadvertent actual fortification which deterred examination.

Hey Roketsune you rated disagree on the post about me being too old for your tastes did you think I was pretty hot at FWA?

You were there for so little time and I was mentally focused on verbal conversation, so I don't remember your face very well. I just vaguely remembered you had a youthful and somewhat appealing countenance but also some level of acne (maybe I'm wrong about that), were wearing some sort of beanie, and had a slender frame. I think you may have had hair just long enough to peek out of the cap.

Anyway, my recollection was/is pretty faint. I'd have to see you again to have a better answer. Either way you'd need longer hair to really interest me: I've just never been able to be attracted to someone with short hair (which is why femboys tend to be my fixation). But you might at least have a frame and facial structure that I'd find appealing.

Damn, I was hoping for a paragraph on the details of my acne.

If you had stayed longer you might have gotten one! Oh, be sure you get that treated and under control (if you have it to any real extent), or you'll run a heightened risk of scarring/pitting.

How pathetic a person do you have to be in order to desire being dom'd by a fucking 12-year-old?

Actually, Lucien's pretty well endowed, talented, and experienced. He's not some inept and small virgin. He's also quite bright and inquisitive. Their world is very different from ours in many ways.

What could you possibly have going on in your life that's emotionally encumbering to you, when your name being plastered onto every shitty thing you say online doesn't bug you?

I am very prone to anxiety and exhaustion. Small things which are effortless for most can be daunting for me sometimes, especially if they deal with people and aren't very predictable and straight-forward. Like, I have to e-mail two companies who fucked up orders of mine and sort this out, and I find this highly daunting and intimidating. I really don't want to go back to them and risk having them upset me further (or hurt this one person's feelings- but I need to be frank). On their own they might cause moderate stress. I have to catch up on various financial, household, and other personal matters which have been postponed for most of April, and collectively all of those are causing a high level of fear and intimidation.

I've just felt very pressured and rushed in March and April. An average person would at least moderately easily accommodate all of this if they had no employment or family complications, but I feel somewhat encircled or pressured since they're all needing attention in the short term.

 

[Reddit Avenger]

Actually, Lucien's pretty well endowed, talented, and experienced. He's not some inept and small virgin. He's also quite bright and inquisitive. Their world is very different from ours in many ways.

Yes, a child's world is very different from ours because we're fully grown adults and they're underage, prepubescent children you gross fuck.

 

[Sergeant Politeness]

I guess my "textwalls" were a sort of inadvertent actual fortification which deterred examination.

You love hearing yourself talk, don't you?

 

[Field Marshal Crappenberg]

Yes, a child's world is very different from ours because we're fully grown adults and they're underage, prepubescent children you gross fuck.

No, I meant my characters' world is different from our IRL one. It's culturally, technologically, and otherwise very drastically different from ours.

You love hearing yourself talk, don't you?

Of course I do, though others do as well. Though it consumes a great deal of energy to construct these larger posts, so it's very much more painful to write all this shit than it is to read it.

 

[Batman VS Tony Danza]

so it's very much more painful to write all this shit than it is to read it.

Doubtful.

 

[Terror Rism]

though others do as well.

[citation needed]

 

[OtterParty]

[citation needed]

i do

 

[Florence]

Ahh, you've been very nice and you asked, so I wrote a somewhat summarized version of my political beliefs.

Spoiler

Basically, my political ideology is centered on what I think will bring the most progress and happiness to humanity. Whatever achieves this is rational. I apply this general principle to my personal/individual planning and behavior: whatever brings me progress and happiness I set out to do. Humanity does a piss poor job of doing this on either a societal or personal level, so that's why I despise the average person and identify as a misanthrope.

Getting back to my political beliefs, what achieves that progress might be far-left on one issue, and all-out bloody Nazi/fascist on another. My stances are all over the political spectrum. I embrace some tenets from all of the ideologies. Each of them just suck on their own, but if a new system was created which incorporated certain tenets from each of them, it would be far superior to the dog shit we have now.

For example, I wholeheartedly embrace freedom of expression, speech, and press, but oppose egalitarianism, universal suffrage, or excessive personal freedom (e.g., eugenics is good and allowing people to reproduce on their own is fucking exceptional). Liberal democracy grants too much freedom and too much power to the average peasant. Fascism emphasizes (or is supposed to) the welfare and health of the society, provides the government the means of dealing with transgressors and harmful elements ruthlessly, and endorses taking drastic action to save the nation from degeneration. Unfortunately it also causes authoritarianism, tends to impose irrational restrictions on personal expression and sexuality, and is infamous for a bunch of other exceptional shit.

I think an ideal society would:

• Provide large entitlements to the population and eradicate certain social ills such as homelessness, poor education, and starvation. It would essentially be socialistic.
  
• It would grant its citizens maximal rights of expression and speech, while restricting other freedoms in order to protect/benefit society.
  
• People would have to pass a literacy and citizenship test before being granted the right to vote. An easy standard might be to restrict suffrage to college graduates.
  
• Sexuality would be treated essentially as merely another type of pleasure for humans to indulge in, disregarding the issue of STDs and pregnancy (which society should have already eradicated/made obsolete anyway). All orientations are validated and protected. Also, some gender constructs and notions would be dismantled or changed.
  
• The government would massively fund certain technological pursuits and civil projects. For example. my fursona's world invested huge proportions of time, energy, money into medical technology and infrastructure, so people are effectively immortal and can change characteristics almost at will, and cities are more developed and consolidated.
• The government would be empowered to regulate critical societal functions such as the economy, reproduction, etc. People who interfere with the order would be mercilessly dealt with.
  
• The country becomes more efficient and prosperous because there are fewer defectives and dead weights in it (e.g., the neurotic fuck writing this damned thing- I never asked to be born so I don't hate myself). More resources are going to important things rather than utterly stupid shit like religion and warfare.
• Religious freedom is severely restricted. The government promotes atheism and does not recognize other religious belief systems. Religious schools for minors are abolished, and any religious customs or traits which are deemed inherently abusive to children are proscribed for child-rearing. This obviously would cause a gargantuan bloodbath here if it was ever tried, but it's best for our nation and our children.
  
• All nations who don't subscribe to the society's ideology and don't provide something they need are pretty much ignored and kept distant. Military spending, if any is done at all, would be mainly defensive.
• Immigration is extended only to those who fully embrace the culture and morality of the host country. The goal would be cultural homogeneity because differences/multiculturalism cause strife and waste, and to achieve that immigration would have to be stopped or overhauled.

Well, I was hoping to crash the servers and take down my thread that way.

In all seriousness, I should have written 3 or 4 response posts rather than one super-massive one where people have to hunt through large posts to find their replies.



I actually am not aspiring to do that. I am merely hoping people will eventually stop obsessing/A-logging over it, where instead of posturing or plotting childish attacks they ask questions or otherwise improve the thread. It seems that's been happening actually, so I'm happy about that.



Why can I not have both motivations? My Twitter response on 25 March was lousy and I've been having anxiety pulses over that poor performance even now (I have them on everything else as well, minor and great). I really did myself and the viewers here a disservice by not waiting a few hours or a day before responding.

As you said, I do like attention. If it's not actually harmful I like it to some degree.



There may be truth in that assertion. Honestly, when I envision my fursona and I speaking about this kind of stuff, he'd deem most of the drama pursuits to be frivolous and maybe even counter-productive. He wouldn't be dicking around online justifying himself to people like us, or documenting lolcows. He has far grander things to do with his life. If my life was more advanced/evolved, I wouldn't be spending as much time here or elsewhere, I don't believe.



To be fair, I was trying to troll everyone with the images and video (though I also just wanted to post them; the two fursuiting siblings were adorable while acting out!). That stupid Tumblr furry drama site, the LiveJournal one, whoever else that came upon it or was directed to it. I determined it was likely someone from here would notice it and report, but I didn't make any additional attempts to get KF to take notice. I'm rather impressed there was so little reaction here and on the Tumblr one.



I still marvel at the fact I had to present those Inkbunny journals I so obnoxiously feature on my Inkbunny profile after I arrived, but you somehow found cringey shit I wrote in 2012 on WrongPlanet and other obscure crap instead. The more obvious things I intentionally highlight were just overlooked.



I probably am honestly, though that provides benefits as well as drawbacks I think.



That is incorrect. I never asked for the thread to be closed.



Yes, it was dead before I established contact with the OP and then arrived, and I knew activity would skyrocket as a consequence. I guess my "textwalls" were a sort of inadvertent actual fortification which deterred examination.



You were there for so little time and I was mentally focused on verbal conversation, so I don't remember your face very well. I just vaguely remembered you had a youthful and somewhat appealing countenance but also some level of acne (maybe I'm wrong about that), were wearing some sort of beanie, and had a slender frame. I think you may have had hair just long enough to peek out of the cap.

Anyway, my recollection was/is pretty faint. I'd have to see you again to have a better answer. Either way you'd need longer hair to really interest me: I've just never been able to be attracted to someone with short hair (which is why femboys tend to be my fixation). But you might at least have a frame and facial structure that I'd find appealing.



If you had stayed longer you might have gotten one! Oh, be sure you get that treated and under control (if you have it to any real extent), or you'll run a heightened risk of scarring/pitting.



Actually, Lucien's pretty well endowed, talented, and experienced. He's not some inept and small virgin. He's also quite bright and inquisitive. Their world is very different from ours in many ways.



I am very prone to anxiety and exhaustion. Small things which are effortless for most can be daunting for me sometimes, especially if they deal with people and aren't very predictable and straight-forward. Like, I have to e-mail two companies who fucked up orders of mine and sort this out, and I find this highly daunting and intimidating. I really don't want to go back to them and risk having them upset me further (or hurt this one person's feelings- but I need to be frank). On their own they might cause moderate stress. I have to catch up on various financial, household, and other personal matters which have been postponed for most of April, and collectively all of those are causing a high level of fear and intimidation.

I've just felt very pressured and rushed in March and April. An average person would at least moderately easily accommodate all of this if they had no employment or family complications, but I feel somewhat encircled or pressured since they're all needing attention in the short term.

tl;dr :autism:

 

[Begemot]

No, I meant my characters' world is different from our IRL one. It's culturally, technologically, and otherwise very drastically different from ours.



Of course I do, though others do as well. Though it consumes a great deal of energy to construct these larger posts, so it's very much more painful to write all this shit than it is to read it.

Uh huh, have you ever considered chemical castration to alleviate the possibility of acting upon your degenerate desires?