Careercow Kurt Eichenwald / Roy Rogers / Andrew McDonald - Litigious Failed Journalist, Epileptic Sped, Trump Derangement Incarnate, Hentai Weeaboo Racist, Sexist, Suspected Pedo, Living Centrist Democrat Meme

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Manly-Chicken said:
Imagine being a grown ass man and getting physically assaulted by .gifs sent by 4chan users.
What a failure.
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Hahahahahahahaha How The Fuck Is Seizures Real Hahahaha Nigga Just Walk Away From The Screen Like Nigga Close Your Eyes Haha

I'm actually photosensitive epileptic
 
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Bogs said:
I'm actually photosensitive epileptic
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Is there anything you can do to protect yourself from suddenly running across a naughty image, or is it that fast, or what? Assuming that wasn't a joke.
 
MysteriousStranger said:
Is there anything you can do to protect yourself from suddenly running across a naughty image, or is it that fast, or what? Assuming that wasn't a joke.
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It's called medication twice a day. When I skip out, I don't use my computer and generally confine myself to my room. There's nothing really to protect yourself against a seizure in the short term, so Kaiserwald has my sympathy there
 
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Feline Darkmage said:
Turns out he also bawleeted his tweet after criticism, but he doesn't regret being an asshole
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So he's re-accommodating the masses. Good for him!

Attached is Kurt's glamour shot that he was using as his twitter avatar at the time of his Tucker Carlson kerfluffle. Notice that it cuts off his shiny bald pate so you'll think he has hair. He's looking up with a slight sexy curled mouth, flirting with the camera like he's in a boy band. I wonder if they used flash photography.
 

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MysteriousStranger said:
Per the article, Eichenwald spent a lot of his time in college in an epilepsy-induced amnesiac haze. So much so his fellow students named his epilepsy Michael -- as in, "Michael's been around a lot today."

With medication, he eventually got it down to partial seizures. That can be as mild as zoning out for a minute or feeling dizzy. But if it's Temporal Lobe Epilepsy, partial seizures can sometimes mean acting really weird and inappropriate for a few minutes, like falling down on all fours and humping the couch or whipping out your dick at a faculty meeting. TLE would explain a lot.
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If you interpret every public utterance of this fucker as just being the product of a seizure, they make more sense.
 
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Jewelsmakerguy said:
If Kurt was so epileptic, then why is he on the internet to begin with?

Doesn't he know that everything can be epileptic?
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Kurt's a sociopath and possible a pedophile who like other amoral sociopaths such as Sarah Butts and Brianna Wu realized that in today's ultra politically correct climate people are willing to give antisocial behavior a pass if you claim to be disabled/oppressed.
 
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Fougaro said:
He's either lying out if his ass or possibly the dumbest motherfucker ever to have epilepsy.
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Wait wait... He sued his own mother because she wouldn't give him more money upon her death. He sued his own mother...

Fuck it. Dynastia and AnOminous are right, this fucker needs to seize up every day to a fast trip to hell.
 
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Fougaro said:
He's either lying out if his ass or possibly the dumbest motherfucker ever to have epilepsy.
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So I take it the "I have epilepsy" is his "I have Autism" card. Makes sense if he was that ignorant and lawsuit happy.

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Kurt's a sociopath and possible a pedophile who like other amoral sociopaths such as Sarah Butts and Brianna Wu realized that in today's ultra politically correct climate people are willing to give antisocial behavior a pass if you claim to be disabled/oppressed.
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Which is all the more reason to take the piss and hope he encounters more incidents like this.
 
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AnOminous said:
Anyone who has seizures is a complete fag.
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#NotallEpileptics

I have Epilepsy, and I can say with authority that while I may have faggish ways, I am def not a full on fag. You can get some fun nicknames from it. Like my niece calls me "Aunt Shake-n-Bake" from the time I fell on a lit candle, and "Twitchy" from another friend.

Reichenwald is using his Epilepsy to persecute another person for basically being mean in the internet to him. And I lay you odds that if it wasn't THIS dude, he would have found another poor sap to take the fall for it. After all, he is SICK! He can't be held responsible for his actions! Screw this dude. Seriously. I know the whole "Ha ha, you shit it pants during seizures!" myth kind of make for good teasing, but this guy is just trying to add more fuel to the fire here.
 
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