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Christ-Chan said:
He specifically mentioned a dream he had of picking up women at a lesbian bar and being such a cutie-putie-kakka-bapootie that the woman would temporarily turn straight when she was his duck.
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And his blood cures homosexuality. Not a huge stretch from that to this.
 
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BALLZ-BROKEN said:
Salad dressing or lotion
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I thought they kind of looked like Arizona Ice Tea bottles -- same shape and the only beverage I can think of that looks like that. But the color is totally wrong -- nobody would ever market a drink that looked like human pus.


sparklemilhouse said:
i love john tesh so much.
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Tell me your heart does not flutter when he just leaps behind that keyboard and belts out the NBA on NBC theme.
 
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Seeing through his YouTube channel activity, and gonna leave this right here.
 
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Looking at the articles on the CWCki, I've been wondering if Chris has heard of or seen TV Tropes or A-Log?
 
KiraYamato said:
Looking at the articles on the CWCki, I've been wondering if Chris has heard of or seen TV Tropes or A-Log?
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I don't think he does. Or even if he heard or seen them I don't think he'll care about them though.
 
Alan Pardew said:
I don't think he does. Or even if he heard or seen them I don't think he'll care about them though.
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Given that he was only fixated on 4CG and ED (during his "peak"), it's not surprising.

But I do know that he was upset when he was featured on MTV's Failosophy.
 
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That reminds me of that Poke Ball invention which he expects to have the power to create a hologram of each and every Pokemon and you can battle with others who have the toy.

Needless to say, I think if I saw that happening in reality, I'd be scared shitless.
 
Does Chris actually get the Family Guy's creator supports Gay Rights or does he not? It seems to go back and forth with him.
 
What kind of violence did Barb use to make him give up sleeping in his own room? Also, I read somewhere that Liquid started doing his Chris impressions because he didn't like how Chris was leeching off of welfare or something. How much truth is in that?
 
If Chris learned the value of a dollar could he have saved up his disability check money and manage to live on his own? I don't mean would he screw it up, basically I'm just asking if he could make rent/tax and buy groceries if he isn't paying insurance. I imagine Ruckersville's rent is not that high, especially if he had a roommate.
 
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JarlaxleBaenre said:
Were the Jack Thaddeus calls freelance trolling? They're more weenish compared to the Alex/Father calls.
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Nah, they just were less prepared. Really, I think that the Jack Thaddeus call is very underrated. We had less understanding of Chris back then, which is why we put out a lot of shit, but he was a lot more rough with Chris than most people would've been back then. (And hell, maybe even now) And being rough with Chris is definitely a better way to go than asspatting. We didn't realize how stupid Chris really was. We thought Chris couldn't possibly be as stupid as he actually is, so we thought we might scare him away if we can't at least justify some of our weird shit to Chris. But, of course, Chris actually is that stupid, and you really have to try to scare him away.

But I also like the Jack Thaddeus phone call because the guy has some witty banter, compared to most troll calls. The guy who is Jack Thaddeus really is a smart guy. Only thing I regret about that call is that Chris managed to get an insult off. The tiniest little puff to his ego will last forever.

ToroidalBoat said:
What kind of violence did Barb use to make him give up sleeping in his own room? Also, I read somewhere that Liquid started doing his Chris impressions because he didn't like how Chris was leeching off of welfare or something. How much truth is in that?
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It's not publicly stated, but I guess it's a type of intimidation. She hasn't actually hit Chris or anything, yet (as far as we know). It'd be like getting into an argument with someone at work, and then going to the shooting range to make a bullet ridden shooting target to hang up on their door.

And I never was told that that was liquid's motivation, but it does sound very much like liquid, so I don't know.
 
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