Careercow Kurt Eichenwald / Roy Rogers / Andrew McDonald - Litigious Failed Journalist, Epileptic Sped, Trump Derangement Incarnate, Hentai Weeaboo Racist, Sexist, Suspected Pedo, Living Centrist Democrat Meme

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That's only if his lawyers look at his contradictions. And we don't know if he's not letting them see those tweets or not.

Probably not, lest they start laughing at him and drop his case.
From what I could gather from the article jew_goldstein kind of fucked himself in the ass by showing his intent with "I know he has epilepsy, hope this kills him lol!". His lawsuits against other users, and especially those from abroad, succeeding is something I have my doubts.

Working on that, but he's also suing the gif dude, who is a former active duty Marine. That won't get him much salt from veterans... Nah...

http://fortune.com/2017/04/25/eichenwald-tweet-twitter-troll/

Edit: An addendum.

https://courtsportal.dallascounty.org/DALLASPROD/Home/WorkspaceMode?p=0

Type in "Eichenwald" he has three cases in there.

Case number PR-14-03606-1 is the estate case.
Amazing! Not even /pol/ could come up with shit like that. Wew lad!
 
From what I could gather from the article jew_goldstein kind of fucked himself in the ass by showing his intent with "I know he has epilepsy, hope this kills him lol!". His lawsuits against other users, and especially those from abroad, succeeding is something I have my doubts.
Yeah, jew_goldstein I can see him winning against since it clearly was provoked. But the rest... If he does win, those lawyers and FBI personal are going to eat his at funds anyway, so even if he does win, he ain't seeing that money. Or at the very least, most of it.
 
If the guy's dumb enough to come right out and issue death threats on Twitter, I don't know if I want him in our armed forces. I'd sleep better at night knowing we don't have a military full of dumbasses.

It's about par for the course. Half of them would try to take Kurt out. The other half would just sit back with popcorn. Watching like we're doing.
 
talk about giving jews a bad rep

He's literally what you get if you take every single negative Jewish stereotype and put them into one smarmy little fucking weasel.

Yeah, jew_goldstein I can see him winning against since it clearly was provoked. But the rest... If he does win, those lawyers and FBI personal are going to eat his at funds anyway, so even if he does win, he ain't seeing that money. Or at the very least, most of it.

They can probably nail that guy on the attempt and the hate crime because he was stupid enough to outright admit what he was trying to do, that he knew or thought Eichenwald had a disability and targeted him with an attack he knew or thought Eichenwald was supposedly vulnerable to.

I don't think he can prove he actually had a seizure, though, and I frankly think he's a lying sack of shit. I think he can probably be impeached as a witness because of his lengthy history of mendacity, including previously lying about seizures to excuse his own unethical or illegal behavior.
 
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I don't think he can prove he actually had a seizure, though, and I frankly think he's a lying sack of shit. I think he can probably be impeached as a witness because of his lengthy history of mendacity, including previously lying about seizures to excuse his own unethical or illegal behavior.
Which in jew_goldstein's case will be irrelevant as due to his DM conversations we have an attempt. He'd need a Johnnie Cochran tier lawyer to get out of this one.

Other users, especially those outside the US, could maybe try plausible deniability (how I have no idea since I'm not an attorney). That is if they'll really go after these users in the first place.
 
Eichenwald just can't help himself and leave well enough alone. The criminal case is one thing, and given that it's the feds I expect it pled down and out at some point and he could've claimed his moral victory right there. A civil suit? For $75,000 in damages Eichenwald can't possibly substantiate? Yeah, that's where if I were Mr. Flashygifs I'd fight to make sure Eichenwald loses personally. It's pretty fail on its own, but if he keeps pushing it would become a beautiful venue to assassinate what character this backpfeifengesicht (and boy does that term apply on this fellow, just look at his headshot choices) still has.

There's a rabbit hole to dive into here that I'm not sure Kurt wants people even revisiting the periphery of. Things like the part where he apparently had some level of admin access on that camboy site, not just being a casual visitor. It'll take one hell of a seizure to justify that, I think.
 
Which in jew_goldstein's case will be irrelevant as due to his DM conversations we have an attempt. He'd need a Johnnie Cochran tier lawyer to get out of this one.

Unless they fuck up on the evidence somehow, yes. He basically admitted the intent and all the other elements of the attempt offense. This is why a good plea deal would be pleading to the attempt.

Eichenwald just can't help himself and leave well enough alone. The criminal case is one thing, and given that it's the feds I expect it pled down and out at some point and he could've claimed his moral victory right there. A civil suit? For $75,000 in damages Eichenwald can't possibly substantiate?

Plus, that conveniently just happens to be the exact dollar amount you need to sue in federal court under diversity jurisdiction.
 
Which in jew_goldstein's case will be irrelevant as due to his DM conversations we have an attempt. He'd need a Johnnie Cochran tier lawyer to get out of this one.

Other users, especially those outside the US, could maybe try plausible deniability (how I have no idea since I'm not an attorney). That is if they'll really go after these users in the first place.
If they do, as I said previously, Kurt will never see the money because of where they are, and the hassle his lawyers and the FBI would have to go through to get those people.

And I doubt they'd want that. But knowing Kurt, he'd either try to spin a story, or blackmail them with another lawsuit like an idiot.
 
I looked but couldn't find anything -- what was this about?
It's routine estate skullduggery, in all honesty. Kids from first wife slapfighting with second wife over the handling of the estate after she was making some big-dollar purchases for herself.

Reading some of the documents, basically when Daddy Eichenwald died he left a trust (actually, it's three, but the nitty-gritty isn't particularly relevant to anybody but tax attorneys). I haven't found an exact dollar figure in there, but it's millions.

Stepmom Eichenwald, along with another party, were the trustees of the trust. Stepmom Eichenwald and the other trustee decided to allocate some of the Trust towards demolishing and rebuilding her house, and used upwards of a million dollars in doing so. The new house was apparently fairly tricked out. As the original petition puts it:

Amenities include a hidden office located in an interior wall, a panic room, an elevator, an art studio, an outdoor fireplace on a chiseled stone patio from which multiple fountains can be observed, an overhead deck, a gourmet kitchen with marble counters and all top-of-the-line built-in appliances, a butler's pantry, a built-in sound system, six bedrooms for one individual, and a bedroom fireplace. Such a home is a significant outlier from the current makeup of the neighborhood. As such, the house would have been an inappropriate investment for the Trust on its own, even without the improper distribution.

The non-trustee beneficiaries were rather upset at this expenditure and wanted the money back in the trusts and for the co-trustee (a company called TIAA) to resign, and of course "alternatively" for the dissolution of the trust and disbursement of the funds (i.e. "give us the money now already, you old hag").

It went to the usual mandatory mediation and they came out of it with a settlement. The trusts got dissolved and people got theirs, and Stepmom had to pay the attorney's fees and for some other things related to the disbursement of funds. Fair enough, it's an expense of the estate after all.

Of note is that, post-settlement, Stepmom filed for a protective order essentially asking Kurt to stop harassing her to show up in court for things her attorneys can handle just fine (he was literally sending her a subpoena to show up for the hearing on the approval of the settlement, something all the paperwork already had handled). The court denied it, but that's fair because it was pretty damn moot at that point in the case. Still seems par for the course that he was a vexatious twat when it wasn't necessary and he'd already won.
 
You know what pissed me off? Epileptics need to have a certain degree of legitimacy and be able to say, "We don't normally ask that you censor things, but in a few specific cases, you need to for everyone's safety."
I'm talking about shit like kids tv shows.
This guy hurts that legitimacy with his whining.
 
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