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Containment Random Chris Updates
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Why every time I see these, do I feel like Chris routinely (and truthfully) gets the worst results, so he retakes the test thousands of times in different poses until he gets the one he wants?
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I don't know man, Pacific islanders get really fat.
Throw Chris in a tanning bed for awhile, tell him to pretend to be Tito for an afternoon, and I could probably see it.
Nah, these tests appeal to doofuses who spread chain mail on facebook.
Literally any result is going to be asspatting to your average stupid person. And Chris is dumber than your average person. Any result he gets, he's going to stare at, glassy eyed, and say "hmm, dat sounds jes like me!"
Chris is the kind of person to fall for fortune tellers and horoscopes and shit.
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The worst part about it to me is that he's SO EAGER TO BRAG. Him and every other ugly retard.
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Even if so, which "Disney Princess" would be the worst? I've seen "Ariel" be described as the worst a lot but I missed the 'fat, balding, autistic transexual' princess in the Mouse's IP. Somehow I don't think these quizzes can be anything but a win for Chris in comparison.
Although I haven't watched a Disney movie in awhile, maybe they're going in that direction.
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I was talking the quizzes give you any Disney characters, not just Princesses, but I'm probably mistaken with these.
There probably is no textbook WORST princess, but for Chris, probably the least pretty and the one he looks the least like; then it's harder for him to project. Or the most alt-right one.... who would that be?
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Shouldn't there be a quiz Chris can take that tells him what drag queen and such he could be? Maybe characters from the Bird Cage and people like Ru Paul would be included.
Oh wait, a princess just spins and sing about wanting more, and a queen has responsibilities, and we know Chris always shirks responsibilities because reasons.
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It seems he once again obtained his creative prime.
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Do not worry Chris, I hear the filthy hobo look will be all the style this summer.
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Yes, the best people to love have been through hell, but it's usually not by their own choosing or because of their flamboyant autism or narcissism.
Really, really fancy words for: "I will die alone in a castle filled with garbage unless some woman comes to rescue my lonely-hearted duck!"
Which Disney Character Are You, In Reality?
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"Why the Best People to Love are the People Who Have Been Through Hell" certainly doesn't apply to Chris. Each day is like a holiday to Chris, no work and playing with toys and stuff. There's no day that is like hell for Chris.
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He has so much stress and lonely nights that you cannot just imagine
I am curious just what exactly is reality to him now. Does he still believe that he has had girlfriends die?
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The male idiot even gets to sit back and play "pretend setsy tranny lady" all day while getting blasted with hypnotic transformative waves from magi-chu.
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The fucking cartoon hunchback looks more eligible.
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That was kind of the point of the Hunchback of Notre Dame, it was about how Quasimodo was externally hideous, but internally he was a kind, sweet, gentle, caring soul. The original book is a very tragic story, but the core element of Quasimodo's character is that beauty is on the inside, especially the Disney adaptation.
Chris, on the other hand, is ugly in and out. He's also deluded himself for years, believing he actually has something to offer a woman. Looks aren't everything when it comes to love, but even if he weren't unattractive he'd still have nothing to offer in a relationship.