Containment Random Chris Updates

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Only way I could buy this remorse free would be through FINGER HUT. :sigh:
 
When not playing videogames or begging for money, I picture Chris staring at his phone for hours on end waiting for Doopie or Tara Strong to post something just so he can reply to each and every post.

As of exactly 7:09 PM EST tonight, Tara posted this Tweet. Let's see how fast Chris sends another stupid reply.
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Just saw an advert for "Pink Unicorn Kitty" (that creature from A Lego Movie) getting it's own Cartoon Network series, voiced by Tara Strong, or course.

So we all can expect Chris to flock to this like a fly to a pile of :briefs:.

Joke is on him though - according to the wiki snippet about it on the movie page, it's Russia-exclusive for the moment.
 

Rarely have I ever seen such a pathetic, cringe-inducing display of childish Autism. This is a 35 year old grown-ass man squeeing over girly shit meant for pre-schoolers. It's like a six year old girl meeting her favorite actress and asking "Do you think Princess Pudding Pony would be friends with the Farty-Pants Fairy? They're my favoritest, and I think they would be bestest friends, and they would be friends with me, and we would make cupcakes and lemonade together and go on adventures!" Except it's a fat and balding 35 year old grown-ass man.
 
Of course due to the complete lack of interest in Coles channel, I suspect the initial $25 donation came from Cole himself and the $5 possibly comes from his brother in law. No proof of this though, just my little conspiracy theory.
Cole's first patron was a family member. I don't know who the second is, but it doesn't seem to be John Kyle - Cole doesn't appear in the list of creators he's supporting.
 
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Cole's first patron was a family member. I don't know who the second is, but it doesn't seem to be John Kyle - Cole doesn't appear in the list of creators he's supporting.
Lol, Katherine Kyle is putting her foot down on Cole to help pay the bills and he goes online to beg for it just like Chris did when Barb started bugging him. Poor Katherine has to work as a bar tender and put herself out to old men for a living, while Cole stays at Carnegie hall and plays film critic :story:. Who does that remind you of?
 

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