Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Cocco]

My kingdom for a horrifying rating.

And think, that's when she was thinner.

Exactly and also she shows herself even less nowdays. I don't think we fully realize how big she is. Even those few times we have been able to see her full body either she wasn't near other people(to have a better idea) or it was from too far or too much of short clip or too old. She knows she plays with the angles and all the questions she apparently made to Destiny's Ask about what she would do if she was bigger in person etc just proves it.

 

[guillotine]

I got a good question.

Where does she order her clothes? I can imagine a shirt would rack up 3x the price of a normal size, considering the amount of fabric would be enough to comfortably blanket, like, 8 Irish orphans.

 

[SweetDee]

Ugh... I hate when she opens her mouth and her tongue lolls out. She looks like an inhuman monster. I feel badly for all the food that was forced into that dark abyss. The movie Sausage Party comes to mind.

Hear that Amber? You don't even look human anymore. The simple act of opening your mouth distorts your already unfortunate features and disgusts people.

 

[MICHAELKORS_slay]

I got a good question.

Where does she order her clothes? I can imagine a shirt would rack up 3x the price of a normal size, considering the amount of fabric would be enough to comfortably blanket, like, 8 Irish orphans.

Possibly Catherine's? I think they go up pretty high. Also, Walmart probably carries her size since that is basically the only place she ever goes. And that one Mexican restaurant.

I am actually sad to say she's going to get to "getting covered by a sheet in bed" level soon. I definitely don't wish that on her, but at her rate of gain, it seems inevitable.

I got a good question.

Where does she order her clothes? I can imagine a shirt would rack up 3x the price of a normal size, considering the amount of fabric would be enough to comfortably blanket, like, 8 Irish orphans.

Actually looked up a few companies that go up to 15x. AL is probably a 6/7X.

 

[guillotine]

"...Wear"

 

[SweetDee]

Also, why does a 26-year-old have my grandmother's taste in jewelry and clothing? I understand she's limited in tarp options, but accessories?

 

[wahhhmbulance]

Also, why does a 26-year-old have my grandmother's taste in jewelry and clothing? I understand she's limited in tarp options, but accessories?

Because cute, trendy accessories have a size limit and she can't afford really nice ones anyway.

Cute bangles won't fit on those wrists, her Walmart chokers are already cutting into her bulbous neck, trendy shades are not that wide and would look ridiculous if they sit on her big cheeks. There's less of a market for cute off-the-shelf rings that can actually fit those pudgy fingers- you either settle for the gaudy ones they do have or you get one custom-made (beyond her budget).

And any sort of accessory that she can fit into would just look like a mockery of the concept. She definitely can't pull off a beanie or a non-granny scarf. And she can't afford necklaces or big earrings that don't look like tacky costume jewelry.

 

[GORL]

I wanted to check out her pinterest because of that screenshot.

This is her health board:
https://www.pinterest.com/zebraprintlove/diet-weight-exercise/

Noticed this pin.

 

[Bananasaurus]

Also, why does a 26-year-old have my grandmother's taste in jewelry and clothing? I understand she's limited in tarp options, but accessories?

She limits herself to the cheap and tacky shit they sell at Walmart because she is a compulsive shopper as much as she is a compulsive eater. She owns literal boxes full of jewelry, because she *has* to spend spend spend all her money on $3 necklaces she wears once and then tosses into the hoard, never to be seen again. When she first started wearing chokers she bought them by the dozen, but weeks later she showed in one of her videos that most of them are still in their wrappers from the shop and haven't been worn once. Gorl has issues.

 

[wat]

First time posting, but I was curious if this video ever been discussed in this thread before? It's pretty fucking bizzare. She's lying half of the time and she goes from talking about insignificant stuff like ice cream to talking about her dad killing himself or being abused.

 

[GORL]

First time posting, but I was curious if this video ever been discussed in this thread before? It's pretty fucking bizzare. She's lying half of the time and she goes from talking about insignificant stuff like ice cream to talking about her dad killing himself or being abused.

Look at how happy she is talking about herself. Like it's euphoric for her.

 

[Oh Hamburgers]

I wanted to check out her pinterest because of that screenshot.

This is her health board:
https://www.pinterest.com/zebraprintlove/diet-weight-exercise/

Noticed this pin.

All of those quotes are ALL things she has no intention of putting into action

Look at how happy she is talking about herself. Like it's euphoric for her.

Her pronunciation of the word "Choreograph" is so exceptional. Fucking Amberisms.

 

[Sportello]

First time poster here. For anyone wondering what Big AL does all day instead of the minimal effort it takes to cook decently healthy food.

 

[GORL]

In this video (posted about a year ago) she says she weighed in at 467 pounds. There's no way she's only 480something right now, a whole year later.

 

[pickleniggo]

First time posting, but I was curious if this video ever been discussed in this thread before? It's pretty fucking bizzare. She's lying half of the time and she goes from talking about insignificant stuff like ice cream to talking about her dad killing himself or being abused.

I made it to the point where she flippantly uses the term "OCD" minutes after telling us she allegedly suffers from it and complains about people using it in such a way. Whatever, Amberlynn.

 

[C3PBRO]

First time posting, but I was curious if this video ever been discussed in this thread before? It's pretty fucking bizzare. She's lying half of the time and she goes from talking about insignificant stuff like ice cream to talking about her dad killing himself or being abused.

Oh wow that thing is laden with bullshit, these are my faves though.

-"I do have Obsessive Compulsive Disorder, not just 'oh I have OCD,' but I actually have the disorder."
-"I use proper grammar no matter what I am doing, whether I'm writing a note to somebody, or whether I am just texting, or tweeting, no matter what it is, I just have like, a really big, like, OCD with it, it's kind of like, a perfectionist problem."
-"I like hearing other people's opinions."
-"I cannot stand clutter."
-"I have try-pop-phobia extremely bad. It's almost to the point where it ruins me from doing certain things and I have actually left a classroom crying because of it."

 

[mil0]

I wonder how she cleans her ankle roll.

 

[pozilei]

-"I use proper grammar no matter what I am doing, whether I'm writing a note to somebody, or whether I am just texting, or tweeting, no matter what it is, I just have like, a really big, like, OCD with it, it's kind of like, a perfectionist problem."

LOL I was just writing a post about this one too...because just a few minutes later, she says "I wish the world was a more better place". Oh sweet AL, better already means 'more good', the more is redundant. But much good grammar, slaygurrl.

 

[C3PBRO]

LOL I was just writing a post about this one too...because just a few minutes later, she says "I wish the world was a more better place". Oh sweet AL, better already means 'more good', the more is redundant. But much good grammar, slaygurrl.

She is actually very blessed with the skill of writing.

 

[Xenomorph]

She really is desperate not to admit she is 500 pounds. I bet if she had to realize this fully she in her mind would have to admit she knows nothing of dieting.