The would you rather thread

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Simply offer a two choice ultimatum. The next poster MUST answer before offering a new two choice ultimatum for the next poster.

I'll start:

Would you rather sniff a stinkditch or live in Mumbai for a year?
 
Live in Mumbai for a year. I mean a new life experience to brag about and to tell people "Guys... You think illegal immigration is a good thing? YOU HAVENT SEEN WHAT I SEEN WHEN I LIVE WITH THESE KINDS OF PEOPLE. THEIR CULTURE AND WAY OF LIFE DOESNT GO HAND IN HAND WITH OURS"


Would you rather fuck a western tranny or fuck a ladyboy in Thailand?
 
Live in the Hog's drawings. Apart from avoiding armless sociopaths it wouldn't be too hard.

Would you rather be forced to only visit 4chan or to only use Discord?
 
BiggestKai said:
4chan. I have thousands of dogshit tier images and webms filtered so I wouldn't need to look at too much unpleasantness.

Would you rather play shitty games that suck ass or have a buffalo take a diarrhea dump in your ear?
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Play the shitty games that suck ass. Especially HK97 and Big Rigs.

Would you rather your nipples be an inch apart or on your back?
 
Inch apart.

If you aren't gay, would you rather fuck a 1 or 2-rated woman or Brad Pitt?
 
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Fuck Brad Pitt, would you rather live in Cathedral Park or Skid Row?
 
My right leg.

Would you rather fight in the Chinese Civil War or the Russian Civil War
 
I know these two are dead, but...

Who would you rather have suck you off? Joan Rivers? Or Pete Burns?
 
Hell fucking no. I’d be really happy I was never born a hoodlum nigger or a Jeet coming from the slums of Mumbai. Both are tickets to hell, crimes and retardation.

Would you rather use Krita on Linux, or crack Clip Studio Paint with your heavily modified and debloated Windows completely Jeetproof?
 
Smoltine Kiminal said:
i didnt know either but joan rivers is a women, right?

would you rather live on a deserted pacific island for a month, or a month as a homeless in new york?
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Joan Rivers was a woman, yes. A legitimately funny one, who had too much cosmetic surgery and died. Pete Burns, who died of pretty much the same thing, was from of an '80s band called Dead or Alive, and he was quite the pretty boy... but as he got older, he got blowj- Er, duck lips, and looked awful.

Before...
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...And After:

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As for my answer? Deserted Pacific Island, no contest. At least I won't be worried about getting molested, beaten, drugged etc.
 
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C'mon, fuckheads, let's keep this thread going...

Would you rather that a previously unknown ancestor of yours be a Pajeet, or be Black?
Probably black, because I do know some good black people.

Would you have rather loved and lost and never again, or never at all?
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I'm with you on the same ancestry choice. Having a Black ancestor is actually, and I'm not being woke, or taking the piss, is more varied, compared to a Paj'... perhaps. I were specifically thinking along the train of theoretical thought of my theoretical great-grandfather being Bajian, or a Cajun. Tough, but relatively easy-going types, but with a pissed off resentful side to 'em.

YOUR question, though? Loved and lost, and never again. That will always be my pick. Can't analyse why, I'll tell you.
 
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It's better to have loved and lost than to never loved at all. One gives you memories that you could cherish forever where as the other remains just a curiosity.

Would you rather be a goth or an emo?
 
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