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Piggy taking a victory lap, and he's earned it. We all remember how Mersh fired up half a dozen streams over the period of three days in a drunken stupor, threatening to slit piggy's throat and threatening to kill himself. Screaming threats with a high pitched, breaking voice, on the cusp of crying like a little baby.
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It do be like that Mr. Ralph.
 
Die For Me! said:
Electrical Journeyman Ethan Ralph is opening "the box" so Tim doesn't have too
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Does anyone else smell bacon? 🥓 🥓
Rage Pig said:
Piggy taking a victory lap, and he's earned it. We all remember how Mersh fired up half a dozen streams over the period of three days in a drunken stupor, threatening to slit piggy's throat and threatening to kill himself. Screaming threats with a high pitched, breaking voice, on the cusp of crying like a little baby.
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It do be like that Mr. Ralph.
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Jesus. Is this self-soothing for him?
 
Rage Pig said:
Piggy taking a victory lap, and he's earned it. We all remember how Mersh fired up half a dozen streams over the period of three days in a drunken stupor, threatening to slit piggy's throat and threatening to kill himself. Screaming threats with a high pitched, breaking voice, on the cusp of crying like a little baby.
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It do be like that Mr. Ralph.
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So in the Sektur pecking order, Ralph fits inbetween Mersh and Fuentes. Still, good to see Ethan get a solid W for once.
Don'tAnalizeMeBro! said:
I’m assuming Tim is a head mate.
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Trans identifying male, Tim, formally Stephanie, the headmate reaponsible for Ralph pretending to be a real man but acting like a teenage girl.

That or Baked Alaska moved in and decided he was an electrician all of a sudden, on par with his rap and livestreaming skills.
 
Um... said:
Do you really not know what the catalyst for her dumping him was?
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How about this specimen showing up and parking himself in her apartment, for the second time? Declaring his love for her and urging that they move in together ASAP? Or maybe getting a glimpse of the horrors that lay under his baggy oversized tees, that might have contributed too? Just a wild guess..
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LOL, it's always funny to see how he's not just skinny fat, he's Eugenia-Cooney-stick-figure fat.

It really is hard to even think of a male more feeble looking than Ralph.

Of course, those skinny filters don't help at all at this point.
 
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I'd like to point out that Ralph admitted last month that his rent in Colombia would be double his current rent that he struggles to pay. I think this post is just Ralph admitting that he lost his battle with Tim and "the box".

edit: Ralph is hallucinating hot missionary women entering his home. Appears to have been interrupted by his neighbor on his quest to become bacon:
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Ralph needs bussy immediately
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Die For Me! said:
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I'd like to point out that Ralph admitted last month that his rent in Colombia would be double his current rent that he struggles to pay. I think this post is just Ralph admitting that he lost his battle with Tim and "the box".

edit: Ralph is hallucinating hot missionary women entering his home. Appears to have been interrupted by his neighbor on his quest to become bacon:
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Ralph needs bussy immediately
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Ethan Ralph, massive horndog and Slayer of Pussy
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No woman alive can resist this manly specimen.
 
Poor Ralph, he's been so utterly humiliated he's making up stories about hot mormon women coming to his door and inviting him to hangout with them. "See that daggerpussy bish! I got a new gurlfriend and she's a smoke show actually!"
 
Bring a blisterpack of xannies and a bottle of tequila for your new friends, Friday night party!
 
Belligerent Salmon said:
"See that daggerpussy bish! I got a new gurlfriend and she's a smoke show actually!"
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"And she hasn't had any herpes outbreaks lately, bish! She's on antiviruls!" - Says Ralph as he describes the latest Mexican prostitute he hires.

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As to not double post,

Jump said:

He posted a X video. Hollering at daggerpussy now.
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Link/Archive

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The Ralphmale is a GAMER ( 1:28 ) as a matter of fact.

 
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