💰 Grifter Jeremy Hambly / The Quartering / MTGHeadquarters / Unsleeved Media / Midwestly - Buttblasted manchild upset he was banned from a childrens' card game, Grifter, supporter of the cancel culture

I'm always baffled by guys like this, for years I've wondered "why do people fuckin watch Hambly?" and I can never come up with an answer, he lacks any Charisma, he has butthole eyes, he delivers all his commentary in a bored deadpan way, he doesn't even smile or make jokes.

yet he raked in a decent cut for quite a while, doing FUCK all but regurgitate stories or news poorly.
I think the thing that gets me the most is that there is absolutely no reason he should be famous versus literally anybody else.
Maybe it's just like you said, he has no charisma, but it feels like it's more than that.

IMO every single time I see something with quarterpounder in it, it feels like I'm watching a loser who knows he's a loser, and who knows the viewer knows he's a loser.

I work at a boarding school and got into MTG as a way to kill time with the students. During Covid I moved into 300 a month faculty housing and was getting hazard pay so I was flush with cash and ended up getting way too into it and spent like 15k-20k on Magic over a few years. I do actually look at my multiple decks that are over a thousand dollars as potential emergency funds. Especially when MTG is turning into Fortnite the card game and I have to run Spider Man, Avatar, and TMNT cards to have optimized decks now so I'm kind of getting sick of it
"Mr. Anon, some of the cards you use are like... really expensive.... and you have like, several decks full of expensive cards... I thought teachers didn't make any money, so how are you affording them?"

"Well kid, there's this thing called a mortgage, people my age used to get them so we could live in houses, but.... those days are gone... so now I live in a 300sqft studio apartment and share a bunk bed with the social studies teacher. But ya know, at least I got my cards"
 
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I'm always baffled by guys like this, for years I've wondered "why do people fuckin watch Hambly?" and I can never come up with an answer, he lacks any Charisma, he has butthole eyes, he delivers all his commentary in a bored deadpan way, he doesn't even smile or make jokes.

yet he raked in a decent cut for quite a while, doing FUCK all but regurgitate stories or news poorly.
People who still post in Kotaku in Action/Gamergate related spaces have absolutely atrocious standards as long as the creator is on their side of the culture slop war.
 
I don't know if there's a thread about her or if this was discussed before but is Melonie Mac a fake/poser Christian? That woman has a lot of tattoos(I know it's acceptable by christians but some of the more radical people don't) ignores and laughs at Jeremy being anti-christian and more,
 
I don't know if there's a thread about her or if this was discussed before but is Melonie Mac a fake/poser Christian? That woman has a lot of tattoos(I know it's acceptable by christians but some of the more radical people don't) ignores and laughs at Jeremy being anti-christian and more,
She used to be "woke" back when it was trendy.
 
I think the thing that gets me the most is that there is absolutely no reason he should be famous versus literally anybody else.
Maybe it's just like you said, he has no charisma, but it feels like it's more than that.
Watching someone repeat all your opinions back to you feels good, it feels even gooderer when it comes from someone uglier and fatter than you.
 
I think the thing that gets me the most is that there is absolutely no reason he should be famous versus literally anybody else.
Do you actually think he's famous? He's "e-famous" but that doesn't mean anything other than memorable because of a controversy. Which is his origin story, le humble Magic youtuber only made videos about Magic until he got publicly banned from organized WOTC Magic tournaments for criticizing Ms. Sprankle's cosplay and inserting herself into a neckbeard hobby for money & views.

He may be the butt of jokes from people like H3 but it's only because he's a visible neckbeard doing neckbeard things. Since he was (unjustly) forced out of his cardboard dungeons, it's reasonable he became a culture warrior and collected ad revenue from Susan Wojcicki for years. The hypocrisy of being pretty wealthy compared to working stiffs vs. e-begging definitely makes him a lolcow grifter, but he's as much a right to exist in the dumb space as other retards like YellowFlash or Nerdrotic. If you're just visibly repulsed by his face and mannerisms, that we can agree on. He's the type of guy that shocks you to realize someone wanted to marry him and share the same bedroom.
 
I believe the begging is genuine. Most fatties are addicted to pop-slop and drowning in debt for the same reason they're fat - low impulse control and poor future planning. I'll bet that from various financing options and good ol' credit card misuse, over half of what he earns is eaten at by payments. If he's pulling 30k a month (before paying people) he's probably got 15k or more in misc payments. This is how you end up a retard blindsided by taxes, you simply don't have much leeway. This is how you "have so much" and yet need to beg to pay your employees. It's a wonderful house of cards, because they're walking a tightrope and one downturn and it's all over. It's not even a question of if, it's when.
 
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I don't know if there's a thread about her or if this was discussed before but is Melonie Mac a fake/poser Christian? That woman has a lot of tattoos(I know it's acceptable by christians but some of the more radical people don't) ignores and laughs at Jeremy being anti-christian and more,
I've been focusing on clipping episodes containing Melonie and Hannah, because I personally very much enjoy watching Jeremy offend, disrespect and gross them out, and looking for the signs they exhibit when they can't deny this is going on, but keep the mask up because they want their paycheck. So, I've seen a decent amount of Melonie at this point (not on her own show, mind you, just in the context of Jeremy's show).

My take on her is that she does have a genuine heart to try and be a Christian person. There are a number of things holding her back from, let's say, looking like she's honest about it, but I am willing to extend her the charity of saying she's trying her best. I'm also a hard-liner and of the belief that all Protestants (which she clearly is) are on very questionable ground regarding the validity of their claims to be 'Christian', and I still say this of her.

Yes, it is true she's a former woke cultist, she's divorced, she has tattoos, she doesn't dress modestly, etc. etc. We can spend all day finding new ways in which she doesn't live up to the Christian standard, whether that be Protestant or not, but at the end of the day, it's important to remember that none of us live up to this standard. There's not a clip of her or a video she's made that I can show you that is evidence of this, I'm just sharing my general intuition and analysis of having watched her a decent amount lately, that I believe that if her intellect was capable of being further educated on the Christian moral system, she would attempt to try to live up to it. She's just too stupid to find an understanding of that on her own, and she's not in the company of people who are capable of doing that for her, so although in reality it doesn't seem like she's making very much progress very fast, I do believe that if her circumstances were to change, she would be doing much better. This is the kind of person for which Jesus died - they are sinful, sometimes extraordinarily so, but redeemable.

If you're interested in putting a magnifying glass on fake Christianity, focus that shit entirely on Jeremy. I have seen absolutely ZERO signs that he has even asked himself the question of whether he should try to live up to any sort of moral standard, let alone try, knowing that he will fail. Melonie is significantly farther on her journey, compared to that. Frankly, the most productive thing that could happen in Melonie's Christian journey would for Jeremy's channel to fail, as that would not only remove what is probably the most anti-Christ influence in her life, but also force her to grapple with certain truths about the nature of life that she seems hesitant to get into.
 
His two biggest mistakes were that he didn't focus on regular and decaf. He went the route of 50 different custom flavors.
Agreed. He'd have done far better if he focused on a few solid coffee-flavored coffees, and put the custom flavors into a variety of sugared and sugar-free flavoring syrups. People are using those syrups to flavor WATER right now, he could have made crazy money on the syrups alone. A nice, fancy-looking label that looks pretty on the counter would have helped a lot too. But no, gotta have a dull-as-dirt COFFEE BRAND COFFEE label that appeals to nobody.
 
Melanie Mac is borderline retarded and a natural follower. My take on her religious conversion is that her parents are religious and when she moved back in with them post divorce her life was empty and she was spiraling. So the type of person she is she would grasp on to anything that she was immersed in. If she happened to run into a cult member at the airport on the right day she'd be sleeping on a cot in a tent in the desert right now farming cactus. So I think her religion arch is authentic to her limited understanding of things and all the parts of her own life where she doesn't live up to her own standards I think she's actually too stupid to realize it until other people point it out to her because self reflection requires some amount of intelligence. So when she is put on the spot she melts down and privates her Twitter and retreats further into the hug box like a dumb scared bunny when it hears a loud noise.

I do think though that Melanie is self aware enough to realize that she is prized by gross creepy old men for her looks and e-girl vibe and that said creeps will take advantage of her given the chance so it's fully justified for her to take advantage of that and use it to generate money while she still has some last gasps of youthful look about her. So just the general vibe I get is that she's an aging e-girl grifter but that she actually fully buys into the religion stuff or at least her limited understanding of it.
 
The whole diarrhea storyline is extra funny to me because for years whenever he got up on stream his chat would all be like "oh he's going to piss in the basement." Then right when that was finally dying out he talks about shitting constantly on stream and now every time he gets up chat is like "Oh no diarrhea incoming, he must have eaten lettuce 15 mins ago."
 
I don't know if there's a thread about her or if this was discussed before but is Melonie Mac a fake/poser Christian? That woman has a lot of tattoos(I know it's acceptable by christians but some of the more radical people don't) ignores and laughs at Jeremy being anti-christian and more,
I believe she is legit in her beliefs. She made mistakes but she can still change for the better.
 
We can spend all day finding new ways in which she doesn't live up to the Christian standard, whether that be Protestant or not, but at the end of the day, it's important to remember that none of us live up to this standard
I'm not a "radical" catholic so I personally don't mind tattoos, clothes and more. What I know about her more from twitter the drama around Stellar Blade and The First Descendant where she defended heartly Stellar Blade but called The First Descendant a gooner game, I think both are gooner games and have no interest into to play them, but because of it I always had a feeling that she was using christianity for clout chasing from giving contradicting opnions on both games, when complaining against TFD she sounded way more conformant than she's plays on Jeremy videos.

But good to know she's not being false about it but just misdirected.

If you're interested in putting a magnifying glass on fake Christianity, focus that shit entirely on Jeremy.

With him I don't have a single doubt that he's a fake Christian
 
He has got to be one of the few lolcows that the more he is present, the less funny he is. What an insipid sad cunt that only got famous because he got punched by some disgusting gargoyle troon and he decided to pursue charges or whatever, who cares.

Quarterpounder is seriously a lolcow best observed from afar without him actively interacting with making fun of him.
 
Jeremy Hambly AKA The Quartering has always given those creepy as fuck male feminist vibes, thats the perfect way of describing him.

I remembered this old stream where Jim and Keemstar humiliated him, you can just hear how he crumbles under even the slightest pressure. If those bitches who he streams with revolted and started some shit, i bet Jeremy would panic and fumble it.

 
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