💰 Grifter Jeremy Hambly / The Quartering / MTGHeadquarters / Unsleeved Media / Midwestly - Buttblasted manchild upset he was banned from a childrens' card game, Grifter, supporter of the cancel culture

[2 Faces 2 Colours]

I think the thing that gets me the most is that there is absolutely no reason he should be famous versus literally anybody else.
Maybe it's just like you said, he has no charisma, but it feels like it's more than that.

Jeremy worked his way up through YouTube with straight grind. Not charisma or likability. He mass produces low effort videos on trending topics, with his politcal opinions sprinkled in, and most of them get pretty sub-par views. But since there are so many videos, sometimes they just hit. He has just good enough thumbnails to draw people in over hundreds of other people who just read articles on trending topics.
So yeah, it’s not an exaggeration to say he was never good, he just got lucky on top of being political. And if you’re political you can rely on that to draw in an audience rather than using your own personality.

 

[Fortyone]

Having a podcast called "the estrocast" is so repulsive on a primal level I'm having a hard time putting it to words. It's like he reduces the female hosts to barnyard animals in an estrus cycle. The breastmilk story doesn't fucking help at all this guy is strange in a bad way.

 

[Jimjam the zimzam]

this fucking guy. I've been going through a cycle with this faggot's videos for years now. I forget he exists, then a few months later a video of his pops up in the recommended feed and I think, "oh yeah that guy from the mid-10s, why did I stop watching him again?" and click on the video. within 30 seconds I am reminded he's an unfunny sack of shit, close the video, and ignore him from then on. Then a few months later I forget he exists again, and the cycle repeats. I remember he used to be funny back in the day, or maybe he never was and my taste just sucked back then. either way I can't stand to listen to him for more than a few moments now.

 

[Marty Robbins]

"Mr. Anon, some of the cards you use are like... really expensive.... and you have like, several decks full of expensive cards... I thought teachers didn't make any money, so how are you affording them?"

"Well kid, there's this thing called a mortgage, people my age used to get them so we could live in houses, but.... those days are gone... so now I live in a 300sqft studio apartment and share a bunk bed with the social studies teacher. But ya know, at least I got my cards"

I'm at least not so dumb that I didn't save up for a mortgage down payment and got a house last year too. At first the faculty housing I was in was a house shared with two fat ghetto negresses from Baltimore that both ended up getting fired. That was almost worse than living in my car

 

[Fields Of Rye]

In respect to the absolutely horrific imagery provided tonight on the kino casino, I would like to add my two cents.

Pinworms, what he described having, is in fact an awful medical condition that anyone who has worked with kids over extended periods has dealt with maybe once. It’s like lice in that it preys on the poor and the stupid and those who were born with it being normal. It’s also very hard for anything to go down in a properly clean area. Usually at camps or hikes.

Kid comes in. Says he itches at night. You ask if they’ve been swimming in the last few weeks. You give them pills. A lot of times you don’t tell them what it is. Itching goes away. You want to treat it early, but the time you are uh, noticing it you’ve probably spread it to a bunch of people. Yeah it spreads. Through fecal material. Yeah. Sorry. Wash your kids hands people.

Out of a morbid curiosity, I asked one of my contacts, who worked in Africa during the Ebola epidemic, if he had ever heard of the old cellophane thing being done (a lot of old timey practices are still done when you have jack shit support) and he said maybe if the child was super fucked in the head and couldn’t tell you if they were itchy. Woagh.

Can we change this man to a horror cow now? This has to be some kind of defense mechanism. I had to walk away twice listening to him tonight.

 

[X2F01 101011]

I never really watched this guy, so it was only fairly recently that I realized just how ridiculous his videos are.

It doesn’t even necessarily have to do with his political opinions.
The dude just straight up and makes shit up for click bait and rage bait.

He just posted a video about Walmart allegedly closing their stores on November 1 to avoid potential riots as a result EBT and snap getting cut off, from the government shut down.

As funny and entertaining as I think that shit would be, all it took me was two seconds of research on Google, to see that what he’s saying about Walmart closing isn’t true at all.

Where does he even get this alleged information?

Is it some really shitty source or does he just make shit up and assume retards are gonna believe it?

 

[RandomTwitterGuy]

Thing I'd I don't think he's on credit. His youtube channel is fully monetized and he has a full back catalog to watch. Even in worst case, he's making passive income off the old shit. In reality he is still at escape velocity. Each video doesn't make many views. But he makes a lot, and each gets a consistent amount of views. He is making millions. I don't believe a word he says.

The issue is likely that he is spending. This is why he worries: he is the personification of the "CONSUMER" who needs the money, in his eyes, to try and get some kind of validation from people.

 

[quarter_grifter]

It doesn’t even necessarily have to do with his political opinions.
The dude just straight up and makes shit up for click bait and rage bait.

He can be 'right' on a number of issues, but always for the wrong reasons.

 

[X2F01 101011]

He can be 'right' on a number of issues, but always for the wrong reasons.

Could not agree more man.

 

[Red flaming panda]

I do want to see the Casino boys eventually debate Ham Planet on the show. Not sure if it would go well for either side, but any chance to watch this fat leech get mocked about his shit excuse of a coffee company to his face would be kino.

Problem is, idk if this faggot would dare step foot onto the casino. He seems like the type of pussy to avoid anyone giving him pressure, as seen when that one Twitter user (some journo fag nobody cares about) called Quarter Pounder out for working with a t-shirt company that uses 3rd world slave labor when he was bragging about Nike not producing their shit in 'MERIA!

 

[C. G. B. Spender]

I do want to see the Casino boys eventually debate Ham Planet on the show. Not sure if it would go well for either side, but any chance to watch this fat leech get mocked about his shit excuse of a coffee company to his face would be kino.

Problem is, idk if this faggot would dare step foot onto the casino. He seems like the type of pussy to avoid anyone giving him pressure, as seen when that one Twitter user (some journo fag nobody cares about) called Quarter Pounder out for working with a t-shirt company that uses 3rd world slave labor when he was bragging about Nike not producing their shit in 'MERIA!

Back in ye olden bloodsports days he tried doing the debate me bro thing but got fucked basicly every time, i dont think he would ever debate them unless somebody sneaks KC boys in. He cant handle pressure at all and folds to bullshit like a little bish.

On the previous page i posted a good example of him going into turtle mode against Jim.

 

[WelperHelper99]

The issue is likely that he is spending. This is why he worries: he is the personification of the "CONSUMER" who needs the money, in his eyes, to try and get some kind of validation from people.

You are correct his spending is high. Cars, planes, fancy watches, he spends a lot on his vanity, on his horde. Really it just comes down to how much he's spending vs how much is coming in. He really shouldn't be poor. But given his Consoomption, it wouldn't be hard to fall into a debt trap if he went full hog on his addiction

 

[LordofCringe7206 Vol. 2]

Back in ye olden bloodsports days he tried doing the debate me bro thing but got fucked basicly every time, i dont think he would ever debate them unless somebody sneaks KC boys in. He cant handle pressure at all and folds to bullshit like a little bish.

On the previous page i posted a good example of him going into turtle mode against Jim.

I personally think he would debate them because for one he is a chronic attention seeker, for another he never learns any lessons from past experiences and lastly he is just arrogant enough to think he can get a win over them.

Back in the bloodsports days he always went head first and never thought about what he was doing. He only melted down afterwards when everyone outside the debate was calling him out on his bullshit. I remember the time where he was debating Jim and Keemstar where he proceeded to openly gloat about all the gay ops the skeptics were organizing behind the scenes against them. The next morning he had to pretend he said nothing.

 

[deskgum]

I would watch his low energy reading of the news occasionally if the title sounded decent and not too clickbaity but the constant swings between flexing how much shit he has and his "GUIS THE ALGORITHM IS REALLY SCREWING ME BUY MY COFFEE OR I'LL BE HOMELESS AND ALL MY EMPLOYEES WILL DIE" really got tiresome where I haven't watched a video of his in months.

That's pretty much what I do. I mainly keep his channel on my youtube subs because he is so desperate and try-hard that he's usually pretty quick talking about things. I don't have x or twitter and I scroll through my subscriptions page headlines to sort of get an idea of what's going on with useless retard culture war crap I care more about than I ought to. I used to leave comments on his videos about that he should link to the articles he reads. If he did that, I'd probably click right through and never watch him. I sort of wonder if he suspects people would not watch his videos or if he is just too lazy and can't be bothered to attribute proper credit.

Depending on the video, I'll either not click it at all and wait for someone better to talk about it, or click on it and skip past his self promo stuff and try to find the actual supposed point of the video and watch that bit, or mouse over the scrollbar and look for a screenshot of the website he is reading and then google the headline and read the article myself.

I'll never watch his livestreams. quarter_grifter's ability to handle so much unpleasantness is either impressive or concerning but I appreciate it either way.

 

[Meat Target]

Jeremy's tire buying adventure sounds like a Seinfeld episode. Why the complexity and high-stakes negotiations? Are the "tires" stuffed with bricks of coke?

 

[WelperHelper99]

Jeremy's tire buying adventure sounds like a Seinfeld episode. Why the complexity and high-stakes negotiations? Are the "tires" stuffed with bricks of coke?

I would guess because Cybertruck tires are overbuilt due to the weight of the battery monster, and cost a lot. He wanted more dosh because he's greedy

 

[Butt_Pouncer]

I've featured this thread mostly for my own amusement but if you're not caught up, Hambly has been publicly waffling between asking people to step up with donos to help keep his employees from being let go, and discussing at length this extraordinarily indulgent hobbies and collections. He has (within just this year) discussed needing to take out $300,000 of personal unsecured credit to save his coffee business, needing thousands of Rumble subscriptions to keep his writers on staff, but also having a private jet, an orange farm, a saltwater aquarium in his private mansion, a collection of 20+ Rolex watches, and so many cars he needs extra storage space for his vehicle fleet.

has your opinion on QuarterPlanet changed? IIRC you thought he was milquetoast/alright guy?

I do want to see the Casino boys eventually debate Ham Planet on the show. Not sure if it would go well for either side, but any chance to watch this fat leech get mocked about his shit excuse of a coffee company to his face would be kino.

Problem is, idk if this faggot would dare step foot onto the casino. He seems like the type of pussy to avoid anyone giving him pressure, as seen when that one Twitter user (some journo fag nobody cares about) called Quarter Pounder out for working with a t-shirt company that uses 3rd world slave labor when he was bragging about Nike not producing their shit in 'MERIA!

The Casino is playing the long game imo. Waiting for the situation to build up and then bring him on for maximum harvest and lulz.
Edit: Thanks to whoever merged my posts. Im a bit regarded

 

[returnofthemacandcheese]

In respect to the absolutely horrific imagery provided tonight on the kino casino, I would like to add my two cents.

Pinworms, what he described having, is in fact an awful medical condition that anyone who has worked with kids over extended periods has dealt with maybe once. It’s like lice in that it preys on the poor and the stupid and those who were born with it being normal. It’s also very hard for anything to go down in a properly clean area. Usually at camps or hikes.

Kid comes in. Says he itches at night. You ask if they’ve been swimming in the last few weeks. You give them pills. A lot of times you don’t tell them what it is. Itching goes away. You want to treat it early, but the time you are uh, noticing it you’ve probably spread it to a bunch of people. Yeah it spreads. Through fecal material. Yeah. Sorry. Wash your kids hands people.

Out of a morbid curiosity, I asked one of my contacts, who worked in Africa during the Ebola epidemic, if he had ever heard of the old cellophane thing being done (a lot of old timey practices are still done when you have jack shit support) and he said maybe if the child was super fucked in the head and couldn’t tell you if they were itchy. Woagh.

Can we change this man to a horror cow now? This has to be some kind of defense mechanism. I had to walk away twice listening to him tonight.

Keep in mind he had the worms when he was 5 which dates that to the late 1980's in rural suburbs of Wisconsin. That said I think we have some interesting speculation from Josh in the Casino chat that Jeremy has some weird fetishes.

Casino cast have speculated before that Jer has some kind of fecal fetish since he seems to derive such pleasure telling everyone about his poops. A lot of adult fetishes have a root in some early life experience and perhaps chopping up his dumps with popsicle sticks for a few weeks as a young child was the kind of event that kinked out Hambly's mind. So perhaps we have discovered the cannon event for Quartering's fecal fascination.

Josh and Casino both speculated Jeremy has some kind of dommy mommy fetish but we already had confirmation of that years ago when he accidentally revealed he was searching up that reddit forced creampie sub which had a giant disclaimer in the description that it was ONLY for videos where dominant women force submissive men to finish inside them.

Jeremy's tire buying adventure sounds like a Seinfeld episode. Why the complexity and high-stakes negotiations? Are the "tires" stuffed with bricks of coke?

My understanding of it is that he bought some kind of classic truck and it had the original tires which are rare because of the age of the truck and that most people immediately drive on the original tires of a new car until they were no longer useable so there just aren't many sets still around in a drivable state. Either way Jeremy admits he took a huge lose on this truck, which he likely bought overpriced then paid a bunch of money to store then went through the hassle of selling having probably barely even driven it. So he finally sells it and ships it out of state and the guy who owns the car warehouse "forgets" to ship the original tires with it despite Jeremy's explicit instructions because he wanted to buy them for himself.

Then instead of making a 5 minute phone call after the show to sort it out he drags his entire audience into a 30 minute boomer alcoholic side quest of classic car drama.

You might think it's odd to run a political news show that is featured on the front page of Rumble and derail the show for something like this and you'd be right. For some reason though Jeremy consistently derails his entire show to go on rants and banter about shit no one who wasn't directly involved would care about to the point it happens almost every day. There was a period of several months where he was giving the audience near daily updates on his cats pissing on $30,000 worth of custom chairs he had made for his mansion as he narrowed down which cat was doing it, took every cat to the vet, attempted to clean the cat piss out of the chairs, then navigated getting the expensive extended warranty he purchased to cover the damages. He will then insist that 40,000 people a day are concurrently tuned in to watch this on Rumble while struggling to get 1000 peak viewers on Youtube and wonder why this supposedly political news show isn't gaining momentum or making money.

 

[Null]

has your opinion on QuarterPlanet changed? IIRC you thought he was milquetoast/alright guy?

I mean the grifting is obscene and it's really nasty to use your employees's jobs as leverage when you're not cutting back on personal spending.

 

[Seafarer]

The issue is likely that he is spending. This is why he worries: he is the personification of the "CONSUMER" who needs the money, in his eyes, to try and get some kind of validation from people.

This tracks with his beginnings in the Trading Card Community. In those circles clout is heavily derived from whatever worthless kitschy “ultra rare cards” one can get.