Only partially true, Jersh wouldn't have reinstated the subforum a few years ago if he hated the board, the dentractors however are the penultimate gear grinder for him is fair to say though, after the gay pedophile at the gates and his ilk.
You can only sperg and post dumb shit if its in another subforum and not this one that's just how it works brother. Want to sperg the fuck out about whatever and talk about fucking with people or have multiple page tardrages? cool man there's 20 boards for that but you don't disavow some dude coming on here who never posted before saying he fucked with DSP fast enough? Shut it the fuck down.
imagine that this little castle that DSP walks into is not a castle, but a bus stop. and imagine that in the mushroom kingdom, buses operate on a very very specific schedule, such that every 0.35 seconds, a bus departs a station and takes its passengers to the following level. so no matter how quickly you play a level, you have to wait for the next bus to depart to get there. and what this means is that when you speed during the game you don't have to play each level perfectly to avoid losing time, you just have to play each level of wwe champions well enough to get on the same bus as somebody who did play perfectly.
I'm losing frayumes with this flagpole glitch dood! How am I supposed to beat cosmic's speedrun like this, mayun, khamannn!
Sometimes I empathize with people that get called shit online and can see how insane the Internet is but there's always a phil burnell type out there who would sit talking shit about everyone and abuse the fuck out of any form of takedown system if they received the same back to them in an instant.
Incoming another 30min+ rant about asmongold and detractors and people punchin down at him
Something I find really fun, is each time he mentions a game he's a fake fan of to go check on pig pig go every mentions of it and count how many retcons it had.
Asmon should be informed on that big bad fgc man who was going to beat up poor little alcoholic phily in a parking lot.
Its performative anger mixed with genuinely being tired after so many years of The Guy, but if my cursing out Phil is annoying or causing worry I'll tone it down. No hard feelings.
Phil is gonna have whales for the rest of his life, regardless of how they find him, and no amount of whale money is going to make him not poor, not stupid or not miserable. Don't sweat it, it's not that serious.
Based more money for Scopely and Amazon they will be eating good!
Pretty much. He used to at least control himself a bit but post KC every single day you get multiple rants at someone or something. The begging is so out of control now no matter how much $$$ he has you could get 10-20 clips of that a day very easily that make him look like an actual beggar.
I know he only goes for clickbait faggotry, but I really wish he chose a different phrase besides "ended someone's career". Now we're going to have to hear Phil's "I'm never leaving, I'll always be here and that's why I'm successful" rant for the dozenth time in the last few months.