🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Would ALR be able to receive disability or whatever Americans call their benefit system? Personally, I do think she's saved up some amount of money, otherwise she'd be resorting to a lot more avenues of cash.

This has been answered upthread but it would be near impossible for her to get disability currently since she has zero health records and is not actively seeing specialists including for mental health. You need a paper trail of at least 1-2 years to even have a chance at disability and even then it’s not guaranteed.
 
This is Ambers worst nightmare (after running out of food) being poor. She loved to throw her money around, buying stupid shit that only teenagers would buy with their babysitting money, because she liked showing people she raised above the welfare trailer trash family she was born into. Unfortunately for her, she didn't spend her money on anything worth having, definitely not things she could sell when the yt gravy train stopped. When she was making the most she could have bought real estate. I remember looking at properties in Monticello/Somerset when she lived there and you could purchase a nice home for 50k or less. Now those same homes are probably 4 or more times that.

She spent the last 12 years on yt, making way more money than she could ever make anywhere else and still has no pot to piss in. She didn't use any of it wisely. She didn't get a car or license, no education, no property, hell, she didn't even buy one nice piece of jewelry, especially for someone who loves jewelry. She thought she was a big baller buying the same shitty $10 Amazon purse in every color. Now she is begging for cameos, not because she needs money, no, because she wants to be nice to her fans. It would be sad if it was anyone else, but it couldn't happen to a better person. I always said she would die the same way she came into this world, on welfare and living in a single wide.
 
:politisperg:Incomeeeen but with the government's newfound interest in ackshuleee pretendeeen to care about welfare/disability fraud it would be hilarious to see her try getting a tugboat.
As others pointed out, she has no official diagnosis except "fat, lmao". What's she gonna do? Have mamalynn drive her down to the welfare office to cry that she's too fat and stupid to do any real work? I'm sure the court stenographer gig would work so well with 70 mistakes a minute. I doubt she has the energy to doctor shop around for some jeet or woman to write down whatever mentulz bullshit she wants like beepeedee, ohceedee, angziateee, or the go to shit for disability fraud like the fibromyalgia, menieres, graves, hashimotos, etc.
If Youtube doesn't re-monetize her I can only see three options.
Option 1: Move in with mamalynn to leech off her and Steven who hates her 600 pound ass while she looks for welfare or another wipey to u-haul it to and leech off.
Option 2: Start doing the most disgusting porn she can on onlyfans since they'll do direct deposit and sell feeder porn off as expensive "custom videos" with onlyfans only being the payment front with a low effort video and the *actual* one being sent off platform on instagram, telegram or snapchat.
If the lolcow plot armor doesn't hold up I really don't see any other options for her getting any actual paying job with how fat, dumb, lazy and wholy unpleasent she is to be around.

She ain't getteeen welfaaaaare in 2026 at least because they go by your tax return and you cannot have any saveeeensss or stockkkkksssss or bonddddssss or mewtewall fundsssss.

Plus her no account fatass crackhead felon of a mother has a boyfriend who toadully wantsss Hambutt (you just know it) the molment she mooves in stuation type deal moment. Think she'll tolerate the smoking hawt competition? I doubt it.



HOMELESS ARC!
HOMELESS ARC!
HOMELESS ARC!
 
Last completed video: today at 3:05 PM

The degenerate who did that belongs on a cross. Even if it was you Fat amber.

3 Cameos. Gorl just made maybe enough for a single doordash order.

Edit: Here's the review. Anonymous once again!

Anonymous

Mon Nov 24 2025
perfect for my bestie!!!! tysm <3
 
Last completed video: today at 3:05 PM

The degenerate who did that belongs on a cross. Even if it was you Fat amber.

3 Cameos. Gorl just made maybe enough for a single doordash order.
At the $60 price she is currently charging she will get about $30 per video
No idea what he monthly budget is but she will have to work hard and get those requests in to get anywhere close to what she is accustomed to
 
At the $60 price she is currently charging she will get about $30 per video
No idea what he monthly budget is but she will have to work hard and get those requests in to get anywhere close to what she is accustomed to
So the 200 per month @ $60 is estimated to bring her $6k a month. Even at 100 in a month, which would bring her income into that "oh shit" range, she'd need to be filling 3-4 per day at least.

She's averaging less than one a day. Even with a stellar day, this cameo thing is dead in the water. It's so embarassing lol.
 
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Gorl is currently cryeeeeeen and bawleeeeeen on live.

EDIT: After some vague whineeeen she has confirmed that she has been demonitised thanks to some reddit shit botherer mass reporting her videos and that she has appealed. Apparently Twonk has surgery (makes a change from our gorl having a hulth crisis) and that her annual Temu shit swap with Pink Sparkles she does every year is up in the air as well.
 
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Oh, bring on the tears girl, you gotta try to manipulate more people to buy cameos!

Oh of course, do a Chantal, weaponise your pets to guilt trip people, she's entering her Chantal grift era
 
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Gorl is currently cryeeeeeen and bawleeeeeen on live.
But she is so not bothered!


I popped on the live for a minute just long enough for her to act like I can't believe I'm actually doing this I'm not this kind of person I would normally not give my cash app but but here it is guys what in the hell she knows what she's doing. That has always been plan B.
 
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Just imagine. How are you going tell that person in the car they have to go 45 miles per hour but they're in trouble for going 60 miles per hour a month ago when they were allowed to but just because they might be driving a different car they're allowed to go 60 miles per hour but I'm not?
 
Just imagine. How are you going tell that person in the car they have to go 45 miles per hour but they're in trouble for going 60 miles per hour a month ago when they were allowed to but just because they might be driving a different car they're allowed to go 60 miles per hour but I'm not?
i thought i was having a stroke hearing her say this live lmao
 
Last completed video: today at 3:05 PM

The degenerate who did that belongs on a cross. Even if it was you Fat amber.

3 Cameos. Gorl just made maybe enough for a single doordash order.

Edit: Here's the review. Anonymous once again!

Anonymous

Mon Nov 24 2025
perfect for my bestie!!!! tysm <3
It's very clear she's only doing the nice ones and not the troll ones. Which is why they're so few and far between.
 
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Gorl is currently cryeeeeeen and bawleeeeeen on live.

EDIT: After some vague whineeeen she has confirmed that she has been demonitised thanks to some reddit shit botherer mass reporting her videos and that she has appealed. Apparently Twonk has surgery (makes a change from our gorl having a hulth crisis) and that her annual Temu shit swap with Pink Sparkles she does every year is up in the air as well.
A quintessential Amber stream, cryeeeen and absolutely bawleeeeen while wearing that goddamn forsaken Betsy Johnson top.
 
She's claiming reaction channels and the hater community has led to a lot of bad things in her life over the years. Sobbing away, massive pity party. By the end of this stream, she'll probably claim she's leaving youtube forever because of the meanie pants haters.

She, like Chantal, can't seem to understand that they've only had an income the past couple years because reaction channels gave them publicity and kept some degree of public interest in their channel. If the reactors and haters online all disappeared, she'd have 10 percent of the views she got in 2025.
i thought i was having a stroke hearing her say this live lmao
I was, like, waaaaat? Like, there's a car you guise...

It's totally not because of her own decision to not take down her old now-banned videos when everyone warned her to. All she had to do was private her old videos then adjust her content going forward. When your employer tells you to trash some old content because the company has changed direction in some way, you do it or get fired dumbass.
She's leaving youtube
Ninja'd
 
Its almost like YouTube didn't send out terms and conditions updates in JULY but you were too lazy to go through your content. Oh that's right they did.

Can't wait for the cash app begging after she gets an eviction notice. 🥰


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