DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[ChickenSkinBeanbag]

A guy posted a video of DSP getting his ass beat in Marvel vs. Capcom 2 in 2004 after talking a bunch of shit to a great player. Highlights include: "He hits DSP and this shit is free like air right now." "...but clearly DSP doesn't know how to play the fucking game." "This shit is free like Costco samples."

"Mixup is playing Marvel 2. I don't know what fucking game DSP is playing."

13:53 there's a very distinct "AH CAHM AHN"

 

[James Smith]

-He may not be a pedo, but he sure as shit started his correspondence with Leanna when she was underaged

She was:

• Living with a parent
• Unemployed
• Did not have a car(?)
• A few months older than 18
• A 5.5 hour round trip to visit him
• Had no significant pre-existing connection to him (e.g. school/work)
• 10+ years his junior

Oh year I'm sure they just met <6 months ago and she got transportation to visit him without parental intervention + used Phil/parent's money to get there and invested about half a day into the endeavor.

 

[Xenomorph]

She was:

• Living with a parent
• Unemployed
• Did not have a car(?)
• A few months older than 18
• A 5.5 hour round trip to visit him
• Had no significant pre-existing connection to him (e.g. school/work)
• 10+ years his junior

Oh year I'm sure they just met <6 months ago and she got transportation to visit him without parental intervention + used Phil/parent's money to get there and invested about half a day into the endeavor.

The fact he kept telling people he only started talking to her when she just turned 18 is so suspect to me and many others. He may not have been fucking her then but he was talking to her and flirting for sure.

 

[PL 879]

This is what happens when you sell out to the You Tube/Twitch/Social Media machine. People think they can get in and make money and not have everything they do not looked at and cataloged. I can't believe people who sign up with vlogs and shit still dont understand there will be people watching you and will catch you lying and will not be silent about it. DSP should have learned years ago not to air his dirty laundry but because he has zero friends (because seriously look what he did to Rambo and Co) he viewed his viewers as his personal shrinks. And that is the death rattle for any You Tuber and they never learn. All it takes is one major fuck up to drive away people, DSP has been consistently fucking up and burning bringes and look how his channel turned out. The only ones who remain are the cult members with Stockholm Syndrome. He was designed to be a cow. You Tubers like DSP never learn they keep drowning themselves in drama and cry. Look how many we have on Kiwi.

It would be bad enough to be the local bartender and have to hear the endless complaining and blame shifting of a guy like Phil who does not have the "take responsibility" gene within him. But at least we all get to view the sadistic show on a regular basis, we're able to make popcorn and be comfortable while it happens, and predictably as anything Phil's life and career are circling the toilet drain at an ever-increasingly rapid rate.
He will not leave YouTube with solemn tears in his eyes, humbly pronouncing his heart has been crushed and soul cast asunder...it will be despondant screaming and unrestrained curse words we hear as the final vlog in that dust-filled mansion of debt fades to black one last time.

 

[Taily Puff]

Trying to peg down the exact day he first talked to her is really just splitting hairs. Maybe he broke the law by a few months, maybe not, but the problem isn't her legal status, but more her status in life. He started dating her before she had a chance to learn any better. So even if she knows in her heart something is wrong, she has nothing to compare it to. When he tells her that she can't get a dog, or she needs to get her sick ass out of bed and cook his dinner, or that she's forbidden from going to the hospital when she thinks her panic attacks are physically hurting her, she has no baseline for knowing that's not how a relationship is supposed to be.

If he treated her great, and they admitted they got together when she was 17, it'd just be this awkward footnote from their history, and everyone would laugh uncomfortably and move on. But from every glimpse we see, he treats her the exact way that law is there to prevent in the first place. He treats her like he's a gross old man taking advantage of a naive younger girl.

Unless she finally became wise enough to dump him, in which case

 

[Freshtodeath]

Sometimes the rumor machine is oddly on point. Sometimes it is wrong. Right now people seem to be saying she left phil. Phil's refusal to comment makes me wonder. If she was visiting her family why wouldn't phil just say, "You're a bunch of idiots Leanna is visiting her family in PA." She might also be in a psychiatric hospital. My friend who was Bi polar would sometimes be away for a bit to heal. IDK what the fuck is going on but it's clearly something.

This is the problem with Phil. He tells us way too much info in one place, then leaves everyone hanging in another place.

 

[James Smith]

Trying to peg down the exact day he first talked to her is really just splitting hairs. Maybe he broke the law by a few months, maybe not, but the problem isn't her legal status, but more her status in life.

I agree that the second point is more important. I'm still creeped out about the first due to the significant age difference.

 

[Freshtodeath]

I agree that the second point is more important. I'm still creeped out about the first due to the significant age difference.

Since she lived far away he basically had to skip the whole "Getting to know someone" step and creepily invite her over. Considering it was 29 vs 18 it is just odd. Yes vulnerable 18 year old with mental problems, come visit me in my CAHNDO

 

[YEEBOI]

If Leanna left him, isn't he completely fucked now economically, seeing as she brought in a big chunk of their income?

 

[Xenomorph]

Trying to peg down the exact day he first talked to her is really just splitting hairs. Maybe he broke the law by a few months, maybe not, but the problem isn't her legal status, but more her status in life. He started dating her before she had a chance to learn any better. So even if she knows in her heart something is wrong, she has nothing to compare it to. When he tells her that she can't get a dog, or she needs to get her sick ass out of bed and cook his dinner, or that she's forbidden from going to the hospital when she thinks her panic attacks are physically hurting her, she has no baseline for knowing that's not how a relationship is supposed to be.

If he treated her great, and they admitted they got together when she was 17, it'd just be this awkward footnote from their history, and everyone would laugh uncomfortably and move on. But from every glimpse we see, he treats her the exact way that law is there to prevent in the first place. He treats her like he's a gross old man taking advantage of a naive younger girl.

Unless she finally became wise enough to dump him, in which case

You're forgetting he showed her nudes by accident on stream when she was that young. That's not splitting hairs that's him being a fucking creep trying to raise a wife to be his Mommy and hand-servant and her being an idiot from a broken home with Daddy issues handing over nudes to a baboon.

If Leanna left him, isn't he completely fucked now economically, seeing as she brought in a big chunk of their income?

She doesnt make enough for him to feel it as much but he will waste no time throwing her under the bus and denying any fault in it happening.

 

[grump]

I still like my previous theory that a big part of the move or haste behind the move was to trap Leanna with him away from family and friends. He values Leanna in a way, when not neglecting her like everything else. Not as a person, but as a walking household appliance and probably realizes on some level that his creature comforts would decrease if she was gone.

I'm really hoping that Leanna left him because I wanna see just how isolated he can get. He's already going for the gold but it feels like he's got so much more potential.

Maybe she did leave him. He didn't shut down that part of that PM during Ft13 and got extra defensive after it, and Phil's horrible at masking his feelings.

Let's hope so, none of us, including Phil, want to see a Phil, Philette Jr do we? Maybe he'll end up with someone who is blase as he is about kids instead of one of the few females on the planet who seriously harbors the dangerous notion of trying to actually reproduce with him.

If Leanna left him, isn't he completely fucked now economically, seeing as she brought in a big chunk of their income?

According to the guest on the recent SOKast, she might rightfully own all the income from his Youtube vids. If that is the case and she decides to exercise her power he can kiss all the money from Youtube goodbye.

 

[PL 879]

If Leanna left him, isn't he completely fucked now economically, seeing as she brought in a big chunk of their income?

Based on her part-time status of let's say 32 hours per week at the state of Washington's minimum wage of $11.00/hr, Leanna would be grossing $1,408 per month. Take 35% of that away for taxes and Social Security, keeping in mind she is not covered under her employer's insurance...that leaves a net of $915.20 that she would be bringing into the household from that part-time gig. Add in the soap business of let's be generous and say it's $100 per month. So that is now $1,000 of income that Phil is out.
All of that is considering costs involved that she empirically doesn't eat as much as slop boy, and did not seem like a free spender for useless crap. We will cancel out her vehicle fuel usage going to work with the fact that Phil will have to run around and do all the shopping now.
If she's out, the situation just turned double rainbow glorious on so many levels not even explored yet.

 

[grump]

Sometimes the rumor machine is oddly on point. Sometimes it is wrong. Right now people seem to be saying she left phil. Phil's refusal to comment makes me wonder. If she was visiting her family why wouldn't phil just say, "You're a bunch of idiots Leanna is visiting her family in PA." She might also be in a psychiatric hospital. My friend who was Bi polar would sometimes be away for a bit to heal. IDK what the fuck is going on but it's clearly something.

This is the problem with Phil. He tells us way too much info in one place, then leaves everyone hanging in another place.

Phil's transparent and not in all the wrong ways. We have almost no direct accounting from Phil for where all the money he gets goes but we do have endless indirect and direct evidence that he pisses it away on figurines, cars, and lobsta dinner. Mum's the word on any embarrassing personal drama that is affecting his channel, until he is forced to come out with a twisted self congratulatory version of his own, but we do hear endless drama about the air conditioning and the trashman.

 

[Adamska]

Phil's transparent and not in all the wrong ways. We have almost no direct accounting from Phil for where all the money he gets goes but we do have endless indirect and direct evidence that he pisses it away on figurines, cars, and lobsta dinner. Mum's the word on any embarrassing personal drama that is affecting his channel, until he is forced to come out with a twisted self congratulatory version of his own, but we do hear endless drama about the air conditioning and the trashman.

Honestly, this is why I don't buy that he'll be fucked. He'll only lose the ability to just spend his money on stupid shit, which to him means he's fucked.

 

[PL 879]

This guy has been late to every stream recently. Take also into account at least a half-hour prestream. And how much you want to bet he's not going to extend the stream an hour at the end.
Guess that's what happens when you roll out of bed stinking like a hobo 10 minutes before streaming is supposed to begin.
Oh well...less tips and bits.

 

[grump]

If this is their cat it's pretty much guaranteed it will end up interrupting Phil's schtreems in some capacity, which really doesn't bode well

Not to mention the neglect, like how one of their hamsters died...

Both hamsters have been dead for awhile IIRC.

 

[Taily Puff]

Honestly, this is why I don't buy that he'll be fucked. He'll only lose the ability to just spend his money on stupid shit, which to him means he's fucked.

Honestly if I lost the ability to spend some of my money on stupid shit, I'd feel pretty fucked.

 

[Honeybunny]

Both hamsters have been dead for awhile IIRC.

Aw man, really? It was bad enough that one of them had died

 

[Anightinchristine]

He has been extra salty about the SoK and the detractors lately. The rant yesterday and the one today in his chat. I think he must be pissed about Laveria. If anyone else had the kind of luck he had, they damn well wouldn't squander it on petty shit the way he does. I guess that's how he keeps those tips and bits flowing in, getting trolled and then bitching out.

 

[PL 879]

Keep in mind that Phil has said repeatedly the stress he is currently under is outside of that which involves daily streams and videos. It's something personal.
And he's had to make his own dinner the past couple nights.
There is logic involved in concluding A + B = C
Phil's in that cavernous expanse of a house all by himself now, poorly cooking and ostracized from all humanity. What a tortured existence it must be inside his wrecked caveman mind.