🎭 Dramacow Silent Rob - Irate Gamer Failtroll and One-Hit Wonder Youtuber

Roach_Won said:
This next clip is Rob retroactively erasing all his misdeeds in 2024-2025. He blames Anni and Asa for his crashout. He claims he didn't do anything that bad except ban trolls from the channel and deleting his page.
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Rob revisionism 101. When he talks about "banning trolls" he means banning anyone who criticized his fent brain decisions. We all saw what he did on facebook and FDU.

Rob doesn't know how to define trolls. "Disliking Rob Lowe" is not a character flaw and it's not trolling. If you (Rob) start turning into a cringy human being and a terrible content creator, some fans are going to start legitimately not liking you anymore. And they aren't going to hold back their harsh opinions anymore. Just because they dunked on you and laughed at you doesn't automatically make them "trolls." They were just calling a retard a retard. There was very little "trolling" involved, apart from Rob's pathetic attempts to troll Asa and Violet. Whatever "trolling" he got was less than he deserved.
 
FreakyFred said:
Rob revisionism 101. When he talks about "banning trolls" he means banning anyone who criticized his fent brain decisions. We all saw what he did on facebook and FDU.

Rob doesn't know how to define trolls. "Disliking Rob Lowe" is not a character flaw and it's not trolling. If you (Rob) start turning into a cringy human being and a terrible content creator, some fans are going to start legitimately not liking you anymore. And they aren't going to hold back their harsh opinions anymore. Just because they dunked on you and laughed at you doesn't automatically make them "trolls." They were just calling a retard a retard. There was very little "trolling" involved, apart from Rob's pathetic attempts to troll Asa and Violet. Whatever "trolling" he got was less than he deserved.
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That's his personal Urban Dictionary definition of a "troll." Someone who doesn't 100% agree with everything he does and rightfully criticizes him. What he wants is yes-men with open wallets. That's the only way you can be Rob's "homie." Dude doesn't know what a friend is in general. I don't think he ever has. Unchecked malignant narcissism will do that to ya, and I'm no doctor but Rob checks all the fucking boxes.
 
Roach_Won said:
Rob also claims Thao (HonorableKungLao) gave him $200.00 for a Nintendo Switch. I don't think Thao is aware of this thread or Rob's antics, but damn, sad to see.
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It looks like Thao has been posting on Youtube again, too. Anyone here wanna give him the rundown with Rob?

This is 100% Rob making himself to be the victim and using his """friend""" to get what he wants. How often do you think Rob helps Thao out???

 
Conglomo_Corporate said:
How often do you think Rob helps Thao out???
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Not even once. From what I recall Thao discovered Rob working at Staples and their interaction inspired Rob to get back into streaming. I believe he is a bit younger than Rob. Thao and his brother Henry have appeared in a few Rob videos and streams. Thao had consistently supported Rob both in a moral and financial sense. Rob pointed out Thao gave him a lot of stuff over the years. Knowing Rob, he will bleed anyone dry without remorse.

Muffincakes, I know you're reading this thread. Use that big German heart of yours and link Thao to this thread. Rob's already taken 200 bones from the guy.
 
Was Thao the one who gave Rob the Collectors Edition of Final Fantasy 15? Bro got scammed hard. Rob played it for like 2 hours then sold it. iirc someone else(maybe Thao as well?) got Rob another collectors edition of something and he never played it. Most likely long gone for fent money.
 
Thao was truly "ride or die" for Rob. I remember during the Fiero saga, Rob had mentioned Thao rode with him up to the dealership/owner which was like an hour away, and he drove the Fiero back home for him.

It makes me sick how much Rob takes advantage of his good will
 
Conglomo_Corporate said:
Thao was truly "ride or die" for Rob. I remember during the Fiero saga, Rob had mentioned Thao rode with him up to the dealership/owner which was like an hour away, and he drove the Fiero back home for him.

It makes me sick how much Rob takes advantage of his good will
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Rob must be one helluva gaslighter to keep these chumps under his wing for as long as he does.
 
Tangram said:
Rob must be one helluva gaslighter to keep these chumps under his wing for as long as he does.
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I mean, he managed to get David to pay god knows how many of his bills over god knows how long of a time...

I'd say that's a pretty high level of gaslighting talent
 
Asalieri2 said:
I mean, he managed to get David to pay god knows how many of his bills over god knows how long of a time...

I'd say that's a pretty high level of gaslighting talent
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Which is just another way of saying he's gotten pretty damn good at being a manipulative snake. After all, this is the same guy who sat there straight-faced and said he "didn't do anything that bad" during the drama situation with you and Hardy.
 
Big Announcement and New Old School Silent Rob Video
12/6/2025


Here's the archive of Rob's manic book announcement stream. He's clearly loaded on something. He's twitching, scratching, and his eyes are darting. A lot of the stream he's recounting drug stories and how much he loves them. Not everything he says is in the past tense. Progressively gets more manic near the end of the stream.
  • 6AM manic drug stream.
  • first few minutes are him speaking with the mic off until chat tells him.
  • Rob announces he's going to beat Kiwi Farms and Turkey Tom to the punch by publishing his own "Rise and Fall of a YouTube Nobody" Autobiography of Silent Rob eBook which he will charge $5.00 for. Rob claims the copious amount of drug abuse didn't affect his memory and he's going to tell all of the stories from his 20 years on YouTube. Translation: he will just copy posts from his Kiwi Farms thread and try to sell it for 5 dollars.
  • He mentions: Asa, David, Roach and fucking Bookitty in the butt. He also claims he will write a horror story that no one has ever thought of dude!
  • "I'm a pretty good writer. Some of my poems have been published."
  • His hair looks like shit. Bearded dragon mode neck hairs.
  • He proudly displays a moldy paper bowl of lucky charms that has lived in his room for months.
  • "ciurreal rant"
  • He took Thao's 200 and bought a switch OLED from a co-worker. He reports Bloody Messiah gave him like 90.00 for his PS5 fund.
  • Rob finally admits he sold his PS1 collection for next to no money. He used it to buy a bag of drugs.
  • He sold his Xbox Series X for a bag of cocaine.
  • He is a local celebrity at Vacs & Videos (and Huber Music & Video). He blew a bunch of PS5 money at Vacs on Black Friday.
  • 30 minutes in his cats fight.
  • 34 minutes: "I can't believe I told Bookitty's husband I blew out her butthole." He admits he lost his virginity to her.
  • "I had to break it off with her. She actually wanted to talk to me and I had to stop it."
  • "I probably had sex with 35-40 women." Rob has aids.
  • Rob alleges he was physically abused by Anni. Back to shitting on Anni.
  • Rob broke up with the blind girl. He's now dating a hoe that Anni knew.
  • Jennifer (the chick he loudly said on stream had herpes) "She's a sweet person. We're still friends."
  • "At a certain point I had a 100 a day coke habit. I was doing lines off Anni's ass!"
  • Rambles about all the drugs he likes and the various side effects like when his dick broke.
  • "I'd suck dick for a Tramadol right now son! I was thinking about going to the doctor for some more."
  • His dick stopped working. He premature ejaculating for 2 years.
  • Anni had a loose vagina.
  • He describes in gross detail the turd he fingered out of Bookitty's butthole. She shit on his chest.
  • He's not moving to Kentucky afterall. Found a local townie he's moving in with.
  • Stand up comedian delusions. Gives Asa credit for being a stand up comedian.
  • nasty story of rob going ass to vag on Jennifer herps. He cucked a man, lied to him about it and the guy died later.
Rob ends the stream. He is high on drugs and he stayed up all night writing 3 chapters in his book.

Reading From My Book
12/6/2025

  • Self congratulatory introduction about how Rob was special, funnier than kids his age and how he was on a different level than everyone else.
  • Rob doesn't redact any names of real people. Joe Savage chimes in with legal concerns.
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  • This doesn't deter Rob at all, who strives for authenticity about how legendary he was as the class clown.
  • Talks about his favorite teacher Mr.Shank. A Vietnam vet who never laughed until he met Rob.
  • Rob self-diagnosed as having OCD and Social Anxiety.
  • He talks about the usual. Being called gay. Accused of sucking the teachers dick behind Arby's.
  • Introduces Roach. "Ellis." No one else liked Roach and Rob took pity on him. Friends until 2010.
  • "He was overweight with bad hygiene and extremely poor."
  • He mocks Roaches father for constantly getting into wrecks (the irony).
  • "His house was unbelievably gross."
  • Alleges Roach's Dad killed someone's Mother in a wreck.
  • "Yeah dude. It's coming together really well."
Maybe we'll get to hear more chapters the next time he scores some fent.
 
inb4 Rob retcons the entirety of the 2024 crashout.
  • Rob never hounded JKTIM and Asa for thousands of dollars to use as drug money.
  • Rob never shit on his entire fanbase because he's a boring never-has-been who couldn't reach a pitiful 20k subs after 15~ years of trying.
  • Rob never bragged about scamming his fans out of their money.
  • Rob never paywalled his entire channel because he feels he is owed a monthly tithe despite making one video every other month or so.
  • Rob never used Anni's kid, pretending it was his brothers, for sympathy and a tool to attack Asa.
  • Rob never made a YouTube channel for the express purpose of harassing Asa's disabled daughter.
  • Rob never suicide baited multiple times for sympathy and money.
  • Rob never downplayed all of his bullshit, in fact Rob did nothing wrong guys.
 
Dust In The Wind said:
inb4 Rob retcons the entirety of the 2024 crashout.
  • Rob never hounded JKTIM and Asa for thousands of dollars to use as drug money.
  • Rob never shit on his entire fanbase because he's a boring never-has-been who couldn't reach a pitiful 20k subs after 15~ years of trying.
  • Rob never bragged about scamming his fans out of their money.
  • Rob never paywalled his entire channel because he feels he is owed a monthly tithe despite making one video every other month or so.
  • Rob never used Anni's kid, pretending it was his brothers, for sympathy and a tool to attack Asa.
  • Rob never made a YouTube channel for the express purpose of harassing Asa's disabled daughter.
  • Rob never suicide baited multiple times for sympathy and money.
  • Rob never downplayed all of his bullshit, in fact Rob did nothing wrong guys.
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He's already retconned it for the people too stupid or complacent to search up his name and find this thread despite him mentioning it numerous times. Remember, Rob is always simultaneously the victim and hero of every situation he's involved in. It's funny watching his revisionisim in real time. Everything he says has a second meaning.
 
Tangram said:
Dude is the epitome, no, a fucking case study of someone who just stopped maturing after freshman year. Stunted development is an understatement. The book shit proves that beyond a shadow of a doubt.
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It has to be some bad genetic shit involved. No way someone would keep hitting the same wall and not only say it's ok but go as far as saying it makes them better. Fucked up on a basic level, down to the ground and below. I'm honestly surprised he still exists (barely tho). His book is not going to be a slice of life like AVGN did, it's going to be about how great and succesful and underappreciated Rob was. "Dem bitches betrayed me, i'm more talented than everyone else, the don't want to pay me five dolla" over and over again.
Never change, fent.
 
VenomPlug said:
It has to be some bad genetic shit involved. No way someone would keep hitting the same wall and not only say it's ok but go as far as saying it makes them better. Fucked up on a basic level, down to the ground and below. I'm honestly surprised he still exists (barely tho). His book is not going to be a slice of life like AVGN did, it's going to be about how great and succesful and underappreciated Rob was. "Dem bitches betrayed me, i'm more talented than everyone else, the don't want to pay me five dolla" over and over again.
Never change, fent.
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Man, it's gotta be genetic. His brother Brandon was the only one to not get those fucked up genes apparently. Maybe he's a bastard child, who knows lol He certainly doesn't act like the other Lowes. No wonder him and his shithead junkie brother bullied Brandon.
 
This motherfucker can barely play ROMs for an hour, no way in hell he has a high enough attention span to write a book. He's never gonna finish anything like that. Just add that to the list of planned projects that will never see the light of day
 
Judy's Baked Apple Pies said:
This motherfucker can barely play ROMs for an hour, no way in hell he has a high enough attention span to write a book. He's never gonna finish anything like that. Just add that to the list of planned projects that will never see the light of day
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It's rather obvious he plans to copy/paste his way through. Last stream he was openly asking fans to send him stories, anecdotes and ideas (because muh memory holes). Mothrefuckers give him money, buy him vidya, they might as well write a fucking book for him.

Also he called that unhinged stream "legendary". As high as a kite.
 
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