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Walk across Sahara desert because people actually walked over it for millenia unlike Antarctica which even penguins don't walk over.
 
Boldizar said:
Walk across Sahara desert because people actually walked over it for millenia unlike Antarctica which even penguins don't walk over.
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Where's your Would You Rather? You're ruining the flow.

Would you rather ride a horse in the cold or in the heat?
 
The Last Stand said:
Where's your Would You Rather? You're ruining the flow.

Would you rather ride a horse in the cold or in the heat?
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Horse in the cold so it wouldn't try to rape anyone.
Would you rather smoke ganjah or shove a pickle in your anus?
 
Boldizar said:
Would you rather smoke ganjah or shove a pickle in your anus?
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I don't know what a ganjah is, but I am not sticking anything up my ass. Give me the smokes.

Would you rather have to pay for everything with exact change through coins or pay for everything through credit with a 5% interest rate? For a couple weeks.
 
The Last Stand said:
I don't know what a ganjah is, but I am not sticking anything up my ass. Give me the smokes.

Would you rather have to pay for everything with exact change through coins or pay for everything through credit with a 5% interest rate? For a couple weeks.
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Through credit, at least I'll be able to buy something.
Would you rather have a jewish president or sandnigger president?
 
Boldizar said:
Would you rather have a jewish president or sandnigger president?
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Jewish president. Israel is in a better state in society than the rest of the Middle East. We even had that choice last election, so...

Would you rather learn a new language or learn a new skill?
 
Boldizar said:
Lose hearing, so I can continue sperging about jews on kiwifarms
Would you rather live in Mumbai or Calcutta?
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Mumbai looks more civilized, so there.

Would you rather change Marlene Dietrich's oil or change Joan Crawford's tire?
 
The Last Stand said:
Mumbai looks more civilized, so there.

Would you rather change Marlene Dietrich's oil or change Joan Crawford's tire?
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Marlene's oil. She was a brainy, level-headed fraulein, who was also an inventor, and so, I might become a reasonably good amateur mechanic. Joan would likely get cunty about what type of drill I use, and give me shit about putting too much air in the tires.

Er... backspace: WAS Marlene Dietrich an inventor, too? I know Hedy Lamarr was, but I do know that MD was extremely clever, reputedly.
 
1970s to also get the 1980s.

Would you rather be able to easily one night stand almost any woman but never get married or be able to find an absolute perfect wife have her be your one and only.
 
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