Cultcow Brad Watson / Richard Bradshaw Watson / Brad Watson_Miami - Jesus & Albert Einstein reincarnated, discoverer of GOD=7_4 Theory

How do you grade Brad Watson? This is an official poll that reflects the will of GOD.

  • Excellent A - Freedom from corporeal shackles and permitted audience with THE LORD.

    Votes: 168 13.6%
  • Passing B - Freedom from corporeal shackles and free attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%
  • Fair C - Freedom from corporeal shackles. Given limited, general attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%
  • Poor D - Reincarnated as Man to be given a second chance at attempting to earn GOD's graces.

    Votes: 39 3.2%
  • Fail F - Reincarnated as a non-human for 326 years, 221 days, and 14 hours.

    Votes: 76 6.2%
  • Fail F - Sentenced to eternal tortures in HELL for crimes against THE LORD GOD.

    Votes: 106 8.6%
  • Fail F - Forced to post on the kiwifarms.net for 24 years, 30 days, and 2 hours.

    Votes: 802 64.9%

  • Total voters
    1,235
The mathematican/physicist David Hilbert was reincarnated as the mathematician/physicist Edward Witten.

http://wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Hilbert
http://wikipedia.org/wiki/Edward_Witten

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Synchronism: 6.6.17 2319 I AM watching Genius: Einstein Chapter 7 on NatGeoTV and David Hilbert is challenging Einstein in a race to produce the equations for General Relativity. As I began writing the above, it began pouring!
 
What in the name of all holy fuck does the weather have to do with you typing "David Hilbert"? Whose name do you have to type to get a beautiful sunny day all of a sudden?
 
Remember kids, Brad gave up his powers when Trump won, meaning he broke in his faith and thus could not be Jesus. He also insists on being wrong over being right, which is the definition of lying.
 
What in the name of all holy fuck does the weather have to do with you typing "David Hilbert"? Whose name do you have to type to get a beautiful sunny day all of a sudden?
"Trump's Inauguration" I'd say, since that has the power to cancel the worst blizzards ever and lead to comparatively nice weather.

Remember kids, Brad gave up his powers when Trump won, meaning he broke in his faith and thus could not be Jesus. He also insists on being wrong over being right, which is the definition of lying.
Ah, yes... The election. My personal highlight was Brad calling Jesus a "quitter". He's seldom made me laugh that hard.
 
@Brad Watson_Miami, alright, I'll bite. Why do you spell it FUC? Hopefully you won't ignore this question since it doesn't involve any critical thinking on your part.
 
@Brad Watson_Miami, alright, I'll bite. Why do you spell it FUC? Hopefully you won't ignore this question since it doesn't involve any critical thinking on your part.
My guess: Sivabruntha's mother told him if he wants to date her daughter, he has to watch his potty mouth. He then mumbled a string of numbers under his breath, felt smug about it and forced Sivabruntha to zap through the TV in hot pursuit of meaningless coincidences that he can post about on here.
 
@Brad Watson_Miami, alright, I'll bite. Why do you spell it FUC? Hopefully you won't ignore this question since it doesn't involve any critical thinking on your part.

I'll answer this since it's one of Brad's more insane quirks, where he essentially acknowledges he's wrong but still thinks he can be right regardless. FUC, in Brad's mind, stands for "Five Unified Continents". Essentially, Brad got off on a tangent about how the world having seven continents proved his "7_4" theory correct. Several people, myself included, explained to him (using very small words) that "continents" were a concept created by man (not God or nature) as a way of categorizing land masses, and that the number of continents on the planet can and has changed in order to fit the needs of the cartographer. While seven is the most often-used number, the Earth can be described as having as few as five or as many as ten continents, since there is no rigid definition for size a continent needs to be or which natural barriers separate them.

This sunk in to Brad's head, eventually, and he somehow took it to mean that "Five Unified Continents" was an insult, because it kinda-sorta sounds like "fuck". It's essentially a Watson version of a CWCism.

TL ; DR - :autism:
 
@Coconut Gun,

When an idea is connected to Nature, it's logical and was inevitable.
The Olympic Flag has 5 rings that symbolize the 5 continents from which competitors come. (Australia is included with Asia.) The United Nations Security Council will eventually evolve into the Five United Continents (FUC) where everyone on the plan-it is represented. So when a BIG problem comes before the General Assembly, they'll vote to FUC it. With a vote of 5, there you should no ties.

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*Synchronism: 10:59 "When you're 74-years-old, you can take the rest of the day off." 11:02 "It's a 1947 jukebox." - Pawn Stars (2 different episodes - 2nd Mimi Rick [S10/Ep41, ). 11:11 1861 Broadside declaration by Lincoln owned by Bradley ---.

First Unitarian Church
There's no such thing. They're called Unitarian Fellowships because they're not strickly Christian.


Synchronism: 11:19 "Because of the weird Christian reference, I'll give you a $100." "Lincoln definetly believed in a higher power." "He believed in GOD." - on Pawn Stars
 
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The Olympic Flag has 5 rings that symbolize the 5 continents from which competitors come. (Australia is included with Asia.) .
"The rings are five interlocking rings, colored blue, yellow, black, green and red on a white field, known as the "Olympic rings". The symbol was originally designed in 1912 by Baron Pierre de Coubertin, co-founder of the modern Olympic Games. He appears to have intended the rings to represent the five participating continents: Africa, Asia, America, Australia and Europe.[5]"

So, it wasn't Australia lumped in with Asia, it was the Americas lumped in with each other. And even that is a fairly minor detail.

God fucking damn, do you EVER get tired of being wrong?
 
I'll answer this since it's one of Brad's more insane quirks, where he essentially acknowledges he's wrong but still thinks he can be right regardless. FUC, in Brad's mind, stands for "Five Unified Continents". Essentially, Brad got off on a tangent about how the world having seven continents proved his "7_4" theory correct. Several people, myself included, explained to him (using very small words) that "continents" were a concept created by man (not God or nature) as a way of categorizing land masses, and that the number of continents on the planet can and has changed in order to fit the needs of the cartographer. While seven is the most often-used number, the Earth can be described as having as few as five or as many as ten continents, since there is no rigid definition for size a continent needs to be or which natural barriers separate them.

This sunk in to Brad's head, eventually, and he somehow took it to mean that "Five Unified Continents" was an insult, because it kinda-sorta sounds like "fuck". It's essentially a Watson version of a CWCism.

TL ; DR - :autism:


Does Brad here know about the recently found continent? We would now have six or eleven depending on who you ask.
 
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@ChurchOfGodBear,

Fuck you mother fucker! Don't ever answer anymore questions addressed to me, asshole.
That's pretty hilarious Brad since you are too much of an mental lightweight to even make the minimal effort of doing this pretty much 100% of the time.

I mean, it's kind of obvious given that your first reaction to hearing why you're a burn-out moron is to ignore it, and then to just childishly insult or repeat said insults without even bothering to defend it is indicative of so many things. Namely that everything we say is true and you have pretty much nothing to counter it, you're a man who's acting ten times younger than he really is both emotionally and intellectually, and you are aware on some level that you're full of shit despite your mental illnesses.
 
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@ChurchOfGodBear,

Fuck you mother fucker! Don't ever answer anymore questions addressed to me, asshole.
Since it seems like you want to answer questions now, here's one addressed to you. Why do you avoid answering so many of our questions, such as "Why did you reincarnate Hitler in such a good life", "Do you think you have schizophrenia" and "Can you prove that your friend John is real"?
 
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