Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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I hope the "Black Panther" movie is a critical disaster. (probably :optimistic: , I know) That way Bob will have to do extra mental gymnastics to defend it. He's already feigning interest in some C level (I think? I don't read 'Mahvel') superhero because "POC".

I don't ever wish any ill on any movie project, even if Jackasses are jerking if off to the point of annoyance. However, if Black Panther does show cracks in the Marvel Formula, which it might very well do so, I bet he would spin it as it was racists that didn't want to watch a black superhero, even though Black Panther's parts were the highlights of Civil War and going back further the Blade series
 
I hope the "Black Panther" movie is a critical disaster. (probably :optimistic: , I know) That way Bob will have to do extra mental gymnastics to defend it. He's already feigning interest in some C level (I think? I don't read 'Mahvel') superhero because "POC".
T'Challa's B-list like most Marvel characters before the MCU that aren't Spidey or Wolverine. He's an important character in Fantastic Four, Avengers, and Captain America stories as leader of one of the most technologically advance nations on Earth and the first black superhero in mainstream comics. Marvel does have a problem of marketing him as "Black Man" instead of "Imagine if Bruce Wayne was a king" even before Social Justice took hold.
 
I hope the "Black Panther" movie is a critical disaster. (probably :optimistic: , I know) That way Bob will have to do extra mental gymnastics to defend it. He's already feigning interest in some C level (I think? I don't read 'Mahvel') superhero because "POC".

Ironically enough in the comics the Wakandans are bigoted isolationists who consider other nations as being primitive and beneath them. I'd love to see that in the movie to inspire massive reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeing, but I don't think that will make the cut.
 
T'Challa's B-list like most Marvel characters before the MCU that aren't Spidey or Wolverine. He's an important character in Fantastic Four, Avengers, and Captain America stories as leader of one of the most technologically advance nations on Earth and the first black superhero in mainstream comics. Marvel does have a problem of marketing him as "Black Man" instead of "Imagine if Bruce Wayne was a king" even before Social Justice took hold.

Yeah, the Black Panther character in of himself is actually a very good character, but I seems to really be on the nose to make it his race that is the more important factor, rather than his character in of itself
 
Bob's talking about the HexBox:
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Wanting to punch a vidya logo. Grade-a maturity:
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Bob Chipman, DBZ and by proxy, joy hater:
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Git gud:
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Jesus, I was kidding about Bob having Chris-Chan's taste in vidya:
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Of course, it isn't Bob without strawmanning those he disagrees with:
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Would Bob's head explode if he met a fellow Nintendo fan who voted for Trump?
Cause as we all know, people who play those dang, dirty shooters are all rapist Trump supporters who want to literally murder him, and Nintendo fans are all superior liberals that will kill those shooter fans in an all-out battle.
 
Of course Bob would only be interested in a mediocre-looking 3D platformer starring animals.
 
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Bob's talking about the HexBox:
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Wanting to punch a vidya logo. Grade-a maturity:
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Bob Chipman, DBZ and by proxy, joy hater:
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Git gud:
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Jesus, I was kidding about Bob having Chris-Chan's taste in vidya:
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Of course, it isn't Bob without strawmanning those he disagrees with:
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Is there a level below "beta"?
 
There is/was already a show on the with a young boy with a sex gag in his mouth, and another one with a prepubescent boy being raised tranny, not to mention Leafland naming one Lactatia in real fucking life. Eunuchs are being made and popularized at the same time loads of kowtowing to muslims is taking place. The old horrors are coming back to remind everyone.
Uh. What drugs are you on and where can I get some?
 
Bob's talking about the HexBox:
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Wanting to punch a vidya logo. Grade-a maturity:
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Bob Chipman, DBZ and by proxy, joy hater:
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Git gud:
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Jesus, I was kidding about Bob having Chris-Chan's taste in vidya:
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Of course, it isn't Bob without strawmanning those he disagrees with:
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If I ever saw someone wearing that silly shirt, I would proudly don my "git gud" shirt and follow them around laughing at their betafaggotry.
 
Here's Bob at his most punchable today, while also reeking of "I'm not upset, you are!". Also, lol at him calling other people "Nobody" "Nothings" and "an insect":
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No it isn't, that's something only exceptionals believe in.
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For a guy who made an entire video on separating art from the artist, that sure doesn't apply when it comes to Goobergrape:
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