Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Gordon Cole]

Now Kiwis, who do you think would win in an unpleasantness contest between Moviebob and DarkSydePhil? Please be honest as we are dealing with truly god-tiered "exceptional" people at this point.

Bob by a country mile.

Phil is entertaining in how stupid he is. It's like an irl sitcom where we're seeing an incompetent narcissist spiral downwards with no signs of stopping.

This might be because I willingly subject myself to reading his bullshit everyday, but Bob manages to frustrate me without fail with his daily verbal diarrhea. Perfect transition to...

Him crying at a Bob's Burgers episode. You can't make this shit up:

"Yeah, Stan Lee fucked over Jack Kirby, took credit for countless stories, and ran every other business he had into the ground, but he shittalked Liefeld! HE'S A GOD":

A cow crossover with Peter Coffin, where they only make me more excited for The Last Night, solely out of spite:

Bob explaining Ayn Rand to "art school brats". So much for opposing those dang, dirty Conservatives:

Bob talking about a short film he wrote about The Hamburgular as V from V For Vendetta vs. Ronald McDonald, a "fitness-obsessed fascist who forced people to eat healthy food."

Draw your own conclusions:

And here he is shit-talking Notch and his fans for Notch (rightfully) insulting Zoe Quinn, calling him out for "making ONE game" (Not true), calling him a rip-off artist (Like Bob would even give Dwarf Fortress the time of day), all with a dash of projection:

Also, him trying to be funny. The key phrase is "trying to be":

 

[Duncan Hills Coffee]

Now Kiwis, who do you think would win in an unpleasantness contest between Moviebob and DarkSydePhil? Please be honest as we are dealing with truly god-tiered "exceptional" people at this point.

Without a doubt, Bob. For all of Phil's stupidity he doesn't rant about politics he knows nothing about and he's too pathetic to really get angry over. I can laugh at someone like Phil.

Bob's just an insufferable asshole. It's been said in this thread we shouldn't get mad over someone like him, and I agree to an extant but it's really hard not to be. I don't laugh at Bob, at least not like I do Phil.

 

[Mola Ram]

Without a doubt Bob. For all of Phil's stupidity he doesn't rant about politics he knows nothing about and he's too pathetic to really get angry over. I can laugh at someone like Phil.

Bob's just an insufferable asshole. It's been said in this thread we shouldn't get mad over someone like him, and I agree to an extant but it's really hard not to be. I don't laugh at Bob, at least not like I do Phil.

I laughed when he got fired.

 

[Clay Claymore]

"I wrote a short story where the Hamburglar was a V-style dystopian revolutionary."

Of course Bob would do a retarded story like this to McDonald's characters of all things. It's like he's trying to make it easy for us to mock him.

 

[Bob Page]

It didn't take bob too long to express his opinions on the new Wolfenstein by proxy:

Spoiler: y'all saw it coming

 

[Duncan Hills Coffee]

To answer that guy's question if the black lady is playable; if literally any of the previous Wolfenstein games are any indication I'd say no she isn't. Blazkowicz is the star of the series, and they haven't had any other playable characters (that I'm aware of anyway).

 

[Gordon Cole]

I laughed when he got fired.

Which one?

lol at Bob calling other people sticks in the mud:

 

[Assorted Nuts]

Here's the biggest difference between Phil and Bob.

Spoiler

Phil got laid.

 

[Gordon Cole]

Talk about a reputation preceding someone:

Bernie isn't not supporting these people, he just wants to broaden outreach after the Democrats bit it in the election. If you exclusively stick to the people you listed, prepare to fade into irrelevance.

Also, Hillary probably hates most of these people. So there:

It's nice to see the Streisand Effect is completely foreign to these people. I've never heard of this game, but now I'm looking forward to it based of people like Boob reeeeeeeing about it all day:

Bob Dobson. Er, Andrew Chipman. Er...

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

The evil game made by that no good GooberGater.

 

[KimCoppolaAficionado]

The evil game made by that no good GooberGater.

OOH, 16-bit cyberpunk! Thanks for REEing, Bob, I wouldn't have known about this otherwise!

 

[breadandcircuses]

Are they incapable of seperating the art from the artist?

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

Are they incapable of seperating the art from the artist?

I recall one of the biggest responses by Bob's group to GamerGate was "make your own games if you're so threatened by ours". Only with more buzzwords and such.

And now that someone did make their own game, all Bob and co can do is REEEEEEE.

 

[P.A]

I recall one of the biggest responses by Bob's group to GamerGate was "make your own games if you're so threatened by ours". Only with more buzzwords and such.

And now that someone did make their own game, all Bob and co can do is REEEEEEE.

"When I told you to do it, I didn't mean you should actually do it! Why must you obey the orders I so clearly gave you?"

 

[Chan the Wizard]

Never heard of it until all of the reeeeing but it looks cool and since I think of all of gamergate is autistic as fuck I'll buy it guilt free and happy to know it makes Bob cry.

 

[Keystone]

It's a good thing Bob and his fellow SJW cultists never learn, or else they'd realize that "Streisand" is more than just the name of a Hollywood actress.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

"WON'T SOMEONE THINK OF THE CHILDREN?!"

Context: Notch called Zoe Quinn a cunt for trying to send a personal army toward the developer of The Last Night.

 

[Mola Ram]

"WON'T SOMEONE THINK OF THE CHILDREN?!"

Context: Notch called Zoe Quinn a cunt for trying to send a personal army toward the developer of The Last Night.

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>concerned over others being dicks

>feels no need not to be a giant, throbbing, warty, gonorrheal dick himself

 

[NotAWeeb]

Why is Bob even paying attention to E3? Does he even play anything that's not a first party Nintendo game? Why bother watching hours of video game trailers that you're just going to poo-poo because a game has an ESRB rating above E10+?

 

[Mola Ram]

Why is Bob even paying attention to E3? Does he even play anything that's not a first party Nintendo game? Why bother watching hours of video game trailers that you're just going to poo-poo because a game has an ESRB rating above E10+?

Because he's a bitter jerkoff who has to shit all over the hobby he feels left him behind. I really think it's that simple.