Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[RockVolnutt]

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I'm not being sarcastic here, do any young black (who I assume is being talked about) kids watch Doctor Who?

 

[thismanlies]

Here's Bob at his most punchable today, while also reeking of "I'm not upset, you are!". Also, lol at him calling other people "Nobody" "Nothings" and "an insect":
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For a guy who made an entire video on separating art from the artist, that sure doesn't apply when it comes to Goobergrape:
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I know I pointed this out before but it bears repeating. If Bob had any self awareness, his thread wouldn't be nearly five hundred pages long.

 

[Positron]

Why don't dindus make their own Witch Doctor Who?

 

[RockVolnutt]

Why don't dindus make their own Witch Doctor Who?

A black wizard who fucks around with time would catch my attention to be honest. Add eldritch abominations and I'm in

 

[Gordon Cole]

Given his shit taste in games for the most part, one must ask, what did The Escapist even see in him in the first place? Even his movie criticism, while acceptable was still rather meh half of the time

I've said this before, but if Bob stayed away from politics and vidya, had way less of an ego and instead focused on movies and obscure pop culture bullshit, well I personally doubt he'd even have a thread here to begin with, let alone one that's about to break 500 pages.

 

[Kyria the Great]

A black wizard who fucks around with time would catch my attention to be honest. Add eldritch abominations and I'm in

The only problem is that requires talent, which most of these types of people don't have. That is the whole reason they must co-opt any known material.

 

[His Dewliness]

Is Bob aware that Doctor Who is made in the UK, a country which is about 87% white, and is watched almost exclusively by white people? Also there have been 2 black assistants to the Doctor (main female lead) so far and the UK has a black population of something like less than 5%. Not white people are also in pretty much every episode in the past 5 years in some capacity as either a main character for that episode or at the very least a background character, even in episodes set in fucking mediaeval Europe.

Also the implication that the BBC somehow has a secret racist cabal heading it is fucking laughable, the whole organisation is full to the brim with diversity quotas of every imaginable variety.

Sorry for going on a bit but again it's a matter of Bob, and in this case the guy he retweeted, not knowing or really caring about what they're talking about and attempting to politicise absolutely everything including a dumb family friendly TV show which certain parts of the internet care way too much about.

 

[Mola Ram]

Is Bob aware ...

Let me stop you right there.

 

[Gordon Cole]

The horseshoe theory in action. Swap a few words, and this assclown sounds like some of my more more racist family members:

Talking about The Last Night creator being a GooberGobbler:

Bob calling The Last Night creator a dork. BOB.
Also, he has it out for Shakespeare and offers his exceptional views towards the X-Men:

Bob's mood:

 

[BR55]

How much of a fucking killjoy do you have to be to wear a shirt proclaiming your hate for a niche item someone else likes? I think the thing which always shocks me about bob is how much of a misrable bitter petty prick he can be.

Remember when you were a kid and you and your family were all trying to decide what to do? Maybe something like what food to get or what movie to see. And remember when you didn't get your way and you made an active choice to be a miserable little prick in an attempt to ruin it for everyone else because you were a little brat? Bob is that but all grown up and applied to everything ever. Its probably the most repulsive thing about him to be honest.

 

[cypocryphy]

Git gud:
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They wouldn't have the shirt in XXXXL anyway, Bob.

 

[AngeloTheWizard]

Git gud:
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It's all about pattern recognition. Every enemy doesn't have an exact pattern, but the stronger enemies have tells for all of their attacks. Hell, the attacks are slow enough you can see when an enemy is about to strike no matter their level. If you can't recognize when the hurt is coming, and if you can block or dodge it, well, git gud.

 

[Kyria the Great]

Now Kiwis, who do you think would win in an unpleasantness contest between Moviebob and DarkSydePhil? Please be honest as we are dealing with truly god-tiered "exceptional" people at this point.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

It's all about pattern recognition. Every enemy doesn't have an exact pattern, but the stronger enemies have tells for all of their attacks. Hell, the attacks are slow enough you can see when an enemy is about to strike no matter their level. If you can't recognize when the hurt is coming, and if you can block or dodge it, well, git gud.

It's not like Dark Souls like games are hard. They're just poorly coded and the monsters hit hard. As you said, they have pattern recognition that is easy to learn, once you do the games are a cake walk.

 

[RockVolnutt]

Now Kiwis, who do you think would win in an unpleasantness contest between Moviebob and DarkSydePhil? Please be honest as we are dealing with truly god-tiered "exceptional" people at this point.

Phil doesn't have genocidal rants and seems to actually like things. So I'll pick the cartoonish dudebro stereotype as more tolerable over a diabetic tub of lard who's just going to call me subhuman until he finds out I'm a minority.

 

[Mola Ram]

Phil doesn't have genocidal rants and seems to actually like things. So I'll pick the cartoonish dudebro stereotype as more tolerable over a diabetic tub of lard who's just going to call me subhuman until he finds out I'm a minority.

And when he finds out, he can accuse you of being a self-hating minority.

 

[Kyria the Great]

Phil doesn't have genocidal rants and seems to actually like things. So I'll pick the cartoonish dudebro stereotype as more tolerable over a diabetic tub of lard who's just going to call me subhuman until he finds out I'm a minority.

Do you think he would have the audacity to call you something like an "Uncle Tom" for whatever minority status you may be, or do you think he is too cowardly for that?

 

[Clay Claymore]

Now Kiwis, who do you think would win in an unpleasantness contest between Moviebob and DarkSydePhil? Please be honest as we are dealing with truly god-tiered "exceptional" people at this point.

Moviebob, Moviebob, Moviebob.

Phil is annoying no doubt, but I'd take him over some fat dude going on about politics and mass genocide of the Midwest and republicans.

 

[Kyria the Great]

Moviebob, Moviebob, Moviebob.

Phil is annoying no doubt, but I'd take him over some fat dude going on about politics and mass genocide of the Midwest and republicans.

Well I must admit that though Phil is more of a classic case of an "exceptional" individual, at least his asshole-ness doesn't seem to want to actually cause misery and suffering of other like Bob seems to want

 

[RockVolnutt]

Do you think he would have the audacity to call you something like an "Uncle Tom" for whatever minority status you may be, or do you think he is too cowardly for that?

Nah, if my life experience is anything to go by, he'd accuse me of making things up for not being "brown" in the slightest. If does believe it, it'd turn into something about being brainwashed and how I need to think like him.