🎨 Artcow Ellen Woodbury / Pizzacake / Pizzacakecomic - A 40 year old webcomic artist, mother, porn star, misandrist, dramacow and Reddit celebrity. Threatens to sue her critics and cuckolds her husband. Female Andrew Dobson.

Ironically, Ellen has cosplayed as both Lara Croft and Velma.
That’s whitewashing a character in 2026 clown world

Regarding the Greenland comic, this one is semi-fair. There’s definitely a faction on the right still pretty in denial about Trump’s policies diverging from what the voter base actually wants. Ellen is still shitty for how she depicts MAGA voters though.
 
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There’s definitely a faction on the right still pretty in denial about Trump’s policies diverging from what the voter base actually wants.
Trump benefits because outside his core promises (immigration, trans issues, DEI, etc) he is a known bullshitter willing to basically play 90% of the sides of an issue before coming to a final decision. Take harping on narco trafficking for instance. Oooh gotta get the drug traffickers. Punish them! They must pay!

Oh yeah we’re pardoning this ex-President convicted of trying to traffick 400 tons of cocaine btw. But it’s for a deal you see, if his former party wins we will make great deals with Honduras! Same with Ukraine/Russia. Same for most of his enemies now turned into his cabinet.

At this point his supporters know it and excuse it. It’s the ‘Art of the Deal’. It’s 4D chess! He played his enemies masterfully! That’s what gets disseminated down the pipeline and so that’s what people accept as true. No matter what outcome, even losing to Biden, ultimately turned out to be the BEST move for him! Maybe even, God’s will?
 
Update: I've reworked this post after looking through all of the other episodes of Pen Pals. If you have already seen it, read through it again.

Apologies for something that seems so trivial to be bitching about, but it just irks me.
So, I'm watching Pen Pals with my buddy lately...we have just finished the episode 6...and I have noticed a bit of a concerning pattern.
Specifically, two things.
To show you what I mean, I will need to provide you with context.
First, all of the drawing videos are prerecorded and come from a week before the episode gets made. That's why the episodes used to be on a two week schedule...well, before the whole BHJ drama and the doxx happened...
Second...let's put together the orders in which the artists draw in every episode and who won that particular episode (as taken from the following episode).

Episode 1
Order: Ellen, Elk, Colm
Winner: Colm

Episode 2
Order: Colm, Elk, Ellen
Winner: Ellen

Episode 3
Order: Ellen, Colm, Elk
Winner: Elk

Episode 4
Order: Colm, Ellen, Che (guest artist) / Elk not drawing
Winner: Ellen

Episode 5
Order: Ellen, Colm, Elk
Winner: Elk

Episode 6
Order: Elk, Ellen, Colm
Winner: Colm (as announced in episode 8)

Episode 7
N/A, the episode's just about them playing Gartic Phone, no winner declared

Episode 8

Order: Colm, Elk, Ellen
Winner: Ellen

Episode 9
Order: Colm, Elk / Ellen not drawing
Winner: A dog (no context for why the dog's here, I am not counting it in the tally)

Episode 10
Order: Colm, Elk, Ellen
Winner: Colm

Episode 11
Order: Ellen, Anne (guest artist), Colm / Elk not drawing
Winner: Colm

Episode 12
Order: Colm, Ellen, Bonebag (guest artist) / Elk not drawing
Winner: Ellen

Episode 13
Order: Ellen, Colm, Elk
Winner: Elk

Episode 14
Order: Elk, Colm, Ellen
Winner: Elk

Episode 15
Order: Elk, Ellen, Colm
Winner: Ellen (announced in episode 17)

Episode 16
Order: Ellen, Colm / Elk was away, not drawing
Winner: N/A, due to Elk being away, no contest was held

Episode 17 (the Bender episode)
Order: Ellen, Colm, Elk, Aidee (guest artist)
Winner: Elk (regular win), Aidee (honorary)

Episode 18
Order: Elk, Ellen, Colm
Winner: Colm

Episode 19

Order: Colm, Ellen, Che (honorary guest) / Elk not drawing
Winner: Che (both real and honorary wins)

Episode 20
Order: Ellen, Colm, Elk
Winner: Elk (announced in episode 22)

Episode 21

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Order: Che (guest artist), Matthew (guest artist), Colm / Elk and Ellen not drawing
Winner: N/A, due to Elk and Ellen not participating

Episode 22

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Order: Elk, Ellen, Colm
Winner: N/A, no further episodes


I already noticed the pattern with the first six episodes, but all the other ones follow it too.
First, first three episodes, each artist had a win.
The next three episodes, each artist also had a win.
The next six episodes, each artist gets two wins each.
Then the next three episodes (not counting the Che win?), each artist gets one win each, with episode 20 having Elk win.

In total, Colm won 5 times, Ellen won 5 times and Elk won 6 times.
They won the exact same amount of times.

Don't the votes seem just a little bit too even?
Remember, Elk doesn't draw the large amount of the time, the fact that, with the art comparable to Colm's, who draws every single time, she wins slightly more than him is weird.

It's like they just want to have a different winner each episode and for all the artists to have the same number of overall wins...maybe because otherwise Ellen would win (if her fans are merciful)/lose (if the haters are actually real, as she claims) every single episode? Hmmm...

Second of all, the artist that goes last almost always wins.
From the 22 episodes, we have:
> 4 episodes where, for one reason or another, there was no winner (episodes 7, 16, 21 and 22)
> 2 episodes where someone else won (9 and 19...though 19 also applies to one other group)
> 2 episodes where the person who went first won (10 and 14)
> 1 episode where the person who went second won (15)
> 14 episodes where the person (excluding the episode guests who always go last, except for when that person actually won while last) who went last won (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 8, 11, 12, 13, 17, 18, 19, 20)


This is a well known psychological trick called recency bias.
Recency bias is a cognitive bias that favors recent events over historic ones. A type of memory bias, recency bias gives "greater importance to the most recent event", such as the final lawyer's closing argument a jury hears before being dismissed to deliberate.
Now, remember that the videos are all prerecorded, it is not, y'know, organic, so they could be simply choosing which work they want to win, then build it up throrought the rest of the video.
They are choosing to use this trick on purpose to rig the votes...which is what I have noticed was going on in those six videos I already saw by the time I posted this, and which I have conclusively proven when I analysed all the other episodes.


Less incriminating?
There are exactly three times where a person from a position other than the last wins. Each of them is won by a different person (Colm in 10, Elk in 14 and Ellen in 15).
There are also exactly three times where the announcement of a winner is delayed by another episode, and each of those is also won by a different person (Colm's win in 6 was announced in 8, Ellen's win in 15 was announced in 17, and Elk's win in 20 was announced in 22).
These are split just way too perfectly.

There's, of course, much more worse shit on the show, and I will cover that when I get to the Pen Pals post specifically, as well as later on in the psycho analysis, but I think this shows quite well that Pen Pals has been rigged.
 
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she did a youtube show?
Pen Pals is a Youtube channel ran by three people, all prominent figures on r/comics, who seem to be good friends IRL (well, at least before The Doxx:tm:). All three of them share the love of the craft...joking, it's all NSFW content on Patreon.
Let's introduce our Pals, shall we?
First up, Colm's Comics.
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Colm's an Irish guy and a decently competent artist that's the workforce behind the channel. He was the guy that ran the whole thing, advertised it on his Reddit, made the most crossover comics of the three, as well as the host of the show.
His thing are long run comics of either his own fantasy settings, or Pokemon.
He seems to be extremely horny for Lopunny, a Pokemon, as shown in one of his crossover comics, as you'll see later, some of the Pen Pals episodes, as well as this work.
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I have no idea what extent his current works go to, since the last Kemono leak of his happened two years ago, but his Patreon page now shows the following tiers.
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It does include NSFW content there, and. of course, the first tier that includes it is the most popular.
From the leaks I have, this is probably his most NSFW work. Rest are implied blowjobs.
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Colm LOVES drawing sexy men. Whenether he gets a chance to turn himself into a femboy, or draw a sexy male character (even if said character is only tangentially male), he will...which is concerning, considering he is at least engaged to a girl, maybe even married, and later had kids. He's very comptetent at it in most cases, albeit there are times where he tries way too hard and fucks up real bad, like the episode 3, to which we'll get to. He's, however, also the person to most closely follow the prompts for the competitions, which automatically gives him an edge over the others.

Then...Pizzacake Comics.
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She's - oh, come on, I don't need to explain who Pizzacake is in her literal thread.
I'll just go over some Pen Pals specific things I find worth pointing out.

See, Ellen is the worst artist of the group. At times, it genuinely feels like this show only exists as an in-cheek way to teach Ellen how to draw, especially as the other two artists will comment, in real time, on the techniques they've used or what they've done, whilst winking at Ellen. She, however, never comments on her work in any way, other than to say how much better she is than the others, or to say something along the lines of "yeah, I couldn't really think of a good way to draw this, so I just...".
Yeah, Ellen has a chronic case of not following the prompt she is asked to, to the annoyance of the other people on the show. This, then, creates a lot of tension from the other two (sometimes more) people there, which causes massive arguments during the show's run. It often feels like the other two are just trying to explain something simple to her, but she won't accept it.
Besides that, Ellen will often make gooner jokes, joke about very sexual things, ect. Colm does this too, for instance, joking about leaning over to female cosplayers, his femboyness, or when drawing a sexy version of Elk to ask her "Are you aroused?", but Ellen will do that almost exclusively. Since she has no competition in the regular field, she will also only ever draw goonerbait...or zombies. We will get to the latter.

Then...Hollering Elk Comics.
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Elk's the closest Ellen has to a friend, it seems. She's a midwest girl who's the most competent artist of the group and who loves drawing gore and horror content.
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She, however, also draws romantic stuff from time to time.
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NSFW content she makes is, again, mostly gore. Her nudity's usually a comedic punchline or a mild, tasteful accentuation of a romantic scene.
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Whereas Colm was all guys, she's all chicks, though mostly buff chicks. They're, like, polar opposites in that regard.
Another field in which they're opposites is related to Elk's greatest weakness, but also her greatest strength, her artstyle.
Elk's artstyle is very unique, detailed and grotesque. The problem, however, is that it's all she can really draw. Unlike Colm, she can't adapt to other artstyles at all. This makes her automatically lose in all competitions involving a different artstyle...then again, Ellen NEVER deviates from her artstyle because she simply can't draw, so they're tied on that front.

Each episode of Pen Pals (or, at least, most of them, can't be sure for them all) follows a very specific structure.

- A week before the episode, each artist gets a prompt to draw, following a theme. If it's something that involves another artist, another artist provides them with that prompt, and they provide their own prompt to another artist. They will then proceed to record a timelapse of themselves making that work.
- At the start of each episode, the previous episode winner gets a crown. That entitles them to go first in that episode.
- The three people play the said timelapses, one by one, explaining the techniques during the work, with the other artists asking about various things...usually unrelated to the work at hand. Usually just banter.
- At the end, the work is shown while the artists still banter about the work at hand. This can take many minutes and is extremely painful to sit through.
- After all three works are done, they are shown side by side, with the artists asking you to write in the comments which one you liked the best.
- Credits, during which Colm inserts witty remarks about the video you've just watched, like "has a thick Irish accent - Colm"

Each episode is around 30 minutes, though the shortest episode is around 15 minutes and the longest is around 50. There are 22 episodes in total, with only one after The Doxx:tm:, made after Colm had twins, as a bit of a tie-in to that.

Update:
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I will never forgive or forget what they've done.

The fuck is this level of self-importance? She is the definition of an insufferable cunt.

I don't know why I couldn't quote ZBT's post or reply to it directly.
 
I don't know why I couldn't quote ZBT's post or reply to it directly.
Quoting posts and replying to them only works for short enough posts.
In this case, since I've quoted a longer post of mine, I went over that cap.
If you want to quote longer posts, you have to select just the portion you want, and then a small "quote/reply" button will show up.
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It's to avoid massive walls of text.
 
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Looks like we’re back at the “seething Ellen” part of the cycle where she starts sounding as butthurt as the strawmen she puts in her comics.
 
So...my phone dies for 4 hours...in a train with no bloody electrical chargers, and Ellen starts up yet again.
First off...
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Oh, this is SO hilarious knowing what I now know about Ellen.
Saving that for part 12 of the psycho analysis, there's a lot to cover. And please don't make me rush it, you can't rush perfection.
TLDR - Ellen used to be a giant crackhead in her teenage years, which continued up until she had her first child. Jeff and Ellen made several songs about it.

But there's also something...else...
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And with it...the comments...
Oh, the comments...
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BRO SENT HER THE FUCKING SAFE SPACE EPISODE!
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THE ONE SHE'S ALLERGIC TO!
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SO TRUE!
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Why deleted?
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Emergency update: A snarker has ALREADY uploaded my edit of this on r/bonehurtingjuice.
Lawsuit time!
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Update 2: Awww...
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UPDATE: WHAT POLITICAL COMMENTARY?
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THIS IS JUST A COMIC WHERE A GUY SAYS "FUCK ICE" AND IT COULD BE REPLACED BY LITERALLY ANYTHING
 
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Wow this is just genuinely fucking insane. Here's a comic someone posted but if you even think of using the comments to discuss the content of the comic you are getting immediately banned. I know this shouldn't really be a surprise from reddit but holy shit lmao. They actually think that going on a forum and deleting a bunch of random shit is a meaningful form of political activism.
 
ONE MINUTE AGO HOLY SHIT
AHHAHAHAHAH
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My reaction?
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...now, some actual critique.
So...the amount of bullshit Ellen has made up to explain all of her prior comics in a...well, a satisfactory way, is commendable. GG, Ellen...IG.
Then again, I have no clue whether Ellen geniunely realised that those were the problems with her behaviour, or that she is doing this for sympathy votes.
...I suspect it's the latter.
After all, the next part IS her anger issues.

Also, the bloody final panel. She just has to add in a stupid dumb panel at the very end, doesn't she?

Also, I checked up on Kemono, and there has been another leak recently.
Specifically, Mombie 14 and Belle.
Since we already saw both Mombie 14 and 15, just the description.
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And now...the absolute horror.
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ONE MINUTE AGO HOLY SHIT
AHHAHAHAHAH
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My reaction?
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...now, some actual critique.
So...the amount of bullshit Ellen has made up to explain all of her prior comics in a...well, a satisfactory way, is commendable. GG, Ellen...IG.
Then again, I have no clue whether Ellen geniunely realised that those were the problems with her behaviour, or that she is doing this for sympathy votes.
...I suspect it's the latter.
After all, the next part IS her anger issues.

Also, the bloody final panel. She just has to add in a stupid dumb panel at the very end, doesn't she?

Also, I checked up on Kemono, and there has been another leak recently.
Specifically, Mombie 14 and Belle.
Since we already saw both Mombie 14 and 15, just the description.
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And now...the absolute horror.
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You ever accidentally walk in on your parents fucking? That's the feeling Ellen's nudes give me. It's like the polar opposite of erotic.
 
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