Facebook Update 05/28/14 Looks like Simonla isn't the only zombie

[Dr. Meme]

Legos are a hell of a drug.

Legos.
Not even once.

 

[Seahorses]

[LEGOS INTENSIFIES]

 

[Da Pickle Monsta]

Da autism (and smugness) is strong in this one.View attachment 2155

That's funny, I didn't know that there were Countach Legos. If Chris knew anything at all about Countachs, I'd have assumed that he'd be asking for the Transformer.

. . . but I guess we're out of Transformers now. On to Lego and Skylanders!

 

[Mitsunari]

This Latin girl is confused by USA people sending a manchild LEGO sets just because.

Then again our president gives money to fucking muggers and lazy fat girls with lots of children, so yeah. Anybody here wants to adopt me?

 

[Seahorses]

That's funny, I didn't know that there were Countach Legos. If Chris knew anything at all about Countachs, I'd have assumed that he'd be asking for the Transformer.

. . . but I guess we're out of Transformers now. On to Lego and Skylanders!

Or are we?

 

[KaiserC]

I call bullshit on that lego treehouse set being already Chris'. The room in those pictures (what little can be seen of it) looks way too clean to be where OPL walks on. This sounds like the old trick of beggars throwing a single coin in the collection hat.

I do wonder what's Engelnobleheart suggesting. Something hilariously pathetic, sure.

 

[BatNapalm]

That's funny, I didn't know that there were Countach Legos. If Chris knew anything at all about Countachs, I'd have assumed that he'd be asking for the Transformer.

. . . but I guess we're out of Transformers now. On to Lego and Skylanders!

Sunstreaker, Breakdown and Red Alert were Countachs too. But Sideswipe seems to be the one everyone remembers.

 

[Some JERK]

According to my "CWC's Infinite Loop of Autism" chart, we're only 1 Lego, and 2 pokemon posts away from some tard rage.

 

[Le Bateleur]

Gather round, children, for what I can remember of the legend of the Wendigo.

The Wendigo was an evil creature in the folklore of some Native American peoples. Maybe the Cherokee. Definitely not the Wasabi Tribe.

Once the Wendigo was a man, whose greed was so strong that he became perpetually, ravenously hungry. So he started to eat people. But every time he ate someone, he grew larger, so he was never full.

Chris is the Lego Wendigo.

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

Da autism (and smugness) is strong in this one.View attachment 2155

Is that car pic on his facebook or somewhere else? If it's somewhere else who the fuck is he to call it "unsolicited"?

 

[Pinhead]

Is that car pic on his facebook or somewhere else? If it's somewhere else who the fuck is he to call it "unsolicited"?

It's just another Chris example of taking a word that was used negatively against him, and using it negatively against someone else without understanding what any of it means. Like when he calls trolls naive, or that they need to grow up. He's been accused of "soliciting", and i'm sure he's come across the words "solicited" and "unsolicited" in a sentence, and misinterpreted its' meaning.

Using words like this makes him feel like a big boy, though. Like "condescending", even though he somehow mangled it into condensating.

 

[fridgesrants]

Your wish is my command.

That picture is classic. I have an idea of what Chris could use with those blocks. He can build a wall to protect CWCville from Titan Trolls that hate love, electric hedgehogs pokemon, and tomgirls.

 

[I Will Consider That]

I really wish there were pics of some of the melted things.... I have this dream-image of the melted high school. No, it could never be as good as what I imagine, but I can dream. . . .

 

[He Sets Me On Fire]

It's just another Chris example of taking a word that was used negatively against him, and using it negatively against someone else without understanding what any of it means. Like when he calls trolls naive, or that they need to grow up. He's been accused of "soliciting", and i'm sure he's come across the words "solicited" and "unsolicited" in a sentence, and misinterpreted its' meaning.

Using words like this makes him feel like a big boy, though. Like "condescending", even though he somehow mangled it into condensating.

Unsolicited = Bombastic = Melodramatic.

Chris should take an ESL course in order to learn his native language.

 

[maninthepicklesuit]

Once the Wendigo was a man, whose greed was so strong that he became perpetually, ravenously hungry. So he started to eat people. But every time he ate someone, he grew larger, so he was never full.

Chris is the Lego Wendigo.

I wonder what kind of poetic punishment there would be for Christian's avarice in Dante's Inferno. I mean, the avaricious were divided into two groups, those who hoarded possessions and those who spent too freely, and were made to joust each other eternally.

In the end, I imagine that Satan wouldn't be able to decide whether Christian's sin was hoarding Legos or spending money too freely on Legos, and he'd just end up sodomizing Christian with a shaft built from all the Legos he accumulated over his lifetime.

 

[Fuzzy Wuzzy]

Unsolicited = Bombastic = Melodramatic.

Chris should take an ESL course in order to learn his native language.

I took my ESL course before because I didn't understand any English at the time nor his autistic version of English.

I wonder what kind of poetic punishment there would be for Christian's avarice in Dante's Inferno. I mean, the avaricious were divided into two groups, those who hoarded possessions and those who spent too freely, and were made to joust each other eternally.

In the end, I imagine that Satan wouldn't be able to decide whether Christian's sin was hoarding Legos or spending money too freely on Legos, and he'd just end up sodomizing Christian with a shaft built from all the Legos he accumulated over his lifetime.

I'd say the later since the money he gets is from the American taxpayers and all the immigrant citizens like me since we pay tax once we become American citizens.

 

[Kosher Dill]

In the end, I imagine that Satan wouldn't be able to decide whether Christian's sin was hoarding Legos or spending money too freely on Legos, and he'd just end up sodomizing Christian with a shaft built from all the Legos he accumulated over his lifetime.

So when does the punishment come in?

 

[MrTroll]

I call bullshit on that lego treehouse set being already Chris'. The room in those pictures (what little can be seen of it) looks way too clean to be where OPL walks on. This sounds like the old trick of beggars throwing a single coin in the collection hat.

I do wonder what's Engelnobleheart suggesting. Something hilariously pathetic, sure.

You can see his orange PaRappa hat on the table. He probably took the pictures at a McDonalds or other fast food joint.

 

[Sweet and Savoury]

You can see his orange PaRappa hat on the table. He probably took the pictures at a McDonalds or other fast food joint.

Maybe he took the photo over at a friends house?

 

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That picture is classic. I have an idea of what Chris could use with those blocks. He can build a wall to protect CWCville from Titan Trolls that hate love, electric hedgehogs pokemon, and tomgirls.

I like the way you think.