💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

[Moral plague]

He should be grateful since he loses subscriptions whenever those push notifications go out, when they remember they're still subscribed to this reprehensible dog murdering whiskey goblin cuckold and fix the situation.

Thanks, this reminded me to log into youtube and unsub from him and some old channels. Brother isn't fun at all anymore, just the clips that make it here.

 

[AnOminous]

I'm not completely convinced he has one, but I am convinced it is way more cucked to not have an account but still end up knowing everything going on within your thread because you (allegedly) have people constantly updating you on it.

I like the idea of his lackeys also secretly hating him and cherry picking for the most hurtful things on the thread to inform him about.

 

[Nova902]

Will Herren, that name's familiar, isn't he a lolcow himself?

Drank his teeth away

 

[ZipDisk]

I fucking hate Herren. He's god damn showbizmarty fucking with the cows.

Like he's why we'll never get imholte getting jake loganed.

WE COULD HAVE HAD IT ALL!

Don't you want to see Aaron's jaw get punched off like a cartoon skeleton?

 

[Henri Barbusse]

I fucking hate Herren. He's god damn showbizmarty fucking with the cows.

Like he's why we'll never get imholte getting jake loganed.

WE COULD HAVE HAD IT ALL!

Don't you want to see Aaron's jaw get punched off like a cartoon skeleton?

Denying Aaron's dream of being a boxer is more important than seeing Aaron get punched.

 

[Captain Manning]

Is there a character limit on Nick's thread description? I have a feeling we will need to add more to it.

There is. It's why Jamaican became the flag.

You could free up a few characters by making "polysubstance abuser" abuser, "child doser" doser, and "dog killer" killer, but at some point the thing is gonna be practically indecipherable to the normal person.

I'm not completely convinced he has one, but I am convinced it is way more cucked to not have an account but still end up knowing everything going on within your thread because you (allegedly) have people constantly updating you on it.

He doesn't need an account to read this thread. Nobody does. This is in a publicly accessable area of the site.

I am not convinced he has anybody updating him on it anymore. I think he's saying that as a cope. These days he's probably got a tab containing this thread open all the time in his web browser. Alt + F5 = Seethe.

 

[Folgers Can]

[X] [A]

Some "similarities," you say?

 

[Major]

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[X] [A]

Some "similarities," you say?

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she's not in bed or on pills so no resemblance at all

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

There is. It's why Jamaican became the flag.

You could free up a few characters by making "polysubstance abuser" abuser, "child doser" doser, and "dog killer" killer, but at some point the thing is gonna be practically indecipherable to the normal person.


He doesn't need an account to read this thread. Nobody does. This is in a publicly accessable area of the site.

I am not convinced he has anybody updating him on it anymore. I think he's saying that as a cope. These days he's probably got a tab containing this thread open all the time in his web browser. Alt + F5 = Seethe.

He monitors the thread. Perhaps not as closely as he once did, but all the 'I stopped reading my thread' that turned into 'People just send me things', which eventually became 'Life doesn't work that way, kiwifags!' betrayed that secret.

 

[skol]

This goo thing gets super grating by this point.
We all know Rakieta always says the opposite of the truth.
Now, only sensible conclusion with how often Aaron and goo stuff is mentioned, is that Nick was guzzling Aron’s semen all day everyday and was especially the most jealous when Kayla got some instead of him.

 

[Yik]

He reads the thread, either through an account that doesn't post or by logging in everyday as a guest. It'd be easier with an account. I still read the thread even though he is currently 'mildly oscillating between boring and grating'.

 

[Vibralldo]

This goo thing gets super grating by this point.
We all know Rakieta always says the opposite of the truth.
Now, only sensible conclusion with how often Aaron and goo stuff is mentioned, is that Nick was guzzling Aron’s semen all day everyday and was especially the most jealous when Kayla got some instead of him.

Nick releases his erotic roleplay chats of him and his literal coke whore without any actual pictures or videos and everyone acts like this is evidence of anything other than Nick fantasizing about Aaron.

 

[RaptInPlastic]

Nick releases his erotic roleplay chats of him and his literal coke whore without any actual pictures or videos and everyone acts like this is evidence of anything other than Nick getting off to Aaron.

Reminder:
married father of 5
monogamous
we were each other's first and last and only
"it was true when I said it"
funny and weird or whatever I don't care

 

[Vibralldo]

Reminder:
married father of 5
monogamous
we were each other's first and last and only
"it was true when I said it"
funny and weird or whatever I don't care

First and last leaves plenty of room between

 

[AnOminous]

Drank his teeth away

An absolute cuck.

Also. . .he literally doesn't even have TEETH? What a LOSER! Nigger has no TEETH!

 

[Vibralldo]

An absolute cuck.

Also. . .he literally doesn't even have TEETH? What a LOSER! Nigger has no TEETH!

Another thing he has in common with Nick

 

[Folgers Can]

I only mention it here because there's always a possibility for more drama between these two, and Ralph is clearly smitten with Scarlett as she plays multiple angles (including Nick). Thread regulars will remember that Ralph lost his shit at Nick over interacting with Brixton "Icedancer" Yorker some months ago but, alas, Nick bitched out early on, and eventually Ralph also bitched out/gave up.

There's always a possibility for more drama between these two because Ralph is a retard who can't let anything go.

Naturally, Ralph being Ralph, it could not last forever, and that's how we first found out that Nick was still pining for April in 2025. All of what happened between the two late last year was precipitated by the that Icedancer chick, and Ralph's resentment that Nick was talking to her.

Accordingly, one of my predictions for 2026 is, that at some point, Ralph is gonna get jealous that Scarlett is talking to Nick, and he's gonna blow his top at Nick all over again. The shit between these two has always been cyclical. It's never "if," but rather "when."

At long last, there were some encouraging signs of that détente fraying in Ralph's latest Scarlett stream last night where, in typical BPD fashion, she dropped the news that Nick is still in Icedancer's DM's to this very day, in an attempt to cast Mersh as a cuck and hopefully instill enough jealousy to get Mersh and Icedancer into a fight:

[Timestamp 3:35:12]


Little did Scarlett know that this jab directed only at Mersh would invite collateral damage, since it was Nick's continued communication with Icedancer that set off Ralph's last feud with him and could, with some luck, spark another. On that front, while there were numerous instances throughout the long stream where Ralph would neglect his chat to mute himself through lengthy phone calls that mostly appeared to be following up with Scarlett about her ongoing back-and-forth bickering with Icedancer in the midst of her jumping on and off the stream, there was one instance where Ralph jumped off such a call to unmute and respond to a superchat, after which he failed to re-mute himself and one could hear the caller bearing the brunt of Rage Pig hollering in all its glory. Call this speculation if you like, but based on Ralph's reference to the gender of the caller, the subject matter of the call being some past and present dispute about the caller continuing to communicate with a specific female to Ralph's chagrin, and even one point at 1:33 in the clip where you can just barely hear what kinda sounds like a familiar nasally fake-lawyer voice, one could be forgiven for concluding that this may have indeed been a shower call:

Yeah, dude, no it's fine, go fucking talk to your girlfriend, like whatever, fuck her and fuck you, like whatever. I don't care, I'm done, like I'm just not doing it anymore, whatever. I've spent too much time on this. Talk to whoever you want, you're right. I never tried to fucking tell you otherwise, so talk to whoever the fuck you want. I've never said anything else, other than that.

SHE'S IN CHAT TALKING SHIT ABOUT ME THE WHOLE FUCKING TIME! Okay, anyway, I don't want to yell, because I just - it's not, I don't like yelling at you, so, like, it makes me sad, whatever. Okay, so let's just leave it and we'll talk some other time, later in the year, or something. Not even [inaudible], don't worry about it. So, I'm sure they'll be great friends for you. It doesn't matter, just whatever.

Okay, all right, just talk to her then! Okay, okay, that's fine. WRONG, SHE'S FUCKING JUST- Okay, okay well there's screenshots all in your fucking shit right now, if you want to fucking look through those. Okay... [mutes]

[Timestamp 9:15:48]


Also amusing were Mersh's many snipe-within-a-snipe inception segments throughout the night, one of which reacts to Scarlett's revelation with standard cuck cope that if when Nick gets around to fucking Icedancer, Mersh is resigned to the fact that he's powerless to stop it, and he'll just have to deal with it when the time comes:

[Timestamp 1:41:58]


Unlike Mersh's permissive attitude that almost makes one wonder if he is maybe even in an open relationship, everyone knows Ralph is the more possessive sort, which could get very funny if he hits the goal enough times to afford a trip to Vegas to live out the "Hackamania Scenarios" that have pervaded his many sexy-time talks with Scarlett that he purports to have on tape, ready to be leaked on a moment's notice. Should he somehow come up with the money, there could unforgettable fireworks as he shows up to Hackamania to cockblock Nick's long-awaited opportunity to creep on Scarlett in person:

[Timestamp 4:31:29]

How can the Rage Twig even compete?

It's about high time for the Ralphamale to finish what he started...


[L] [A]

 

[Captain Manning]

It's about high time for the Ralphamale to finish what he started...

Oh, it's gonna happen (again). Don't worry. Easiest prediction in the world.

I've seen this movie like a half dozen times now. First time was back in 2020.

 

[CoomerTine]

I will send Nick Rekieta a $100 super chat if he can go an hour without a sex joke or mentioning his case in any way

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Nick did a LOCALS member show starting about an hour ago debuting his new AI song mocking Kurt's flirting with Maya Kowalski:



I will likely watch this and summarise later, but here are choice chats to current time.

Nick was 'sick':



They think Nick has any clout:



He has at least 26 people watching and paying him:



I overheard a few things within a few minutes as I scanned the chat:

- Nick was 'excited' to find a full vape in his vehicle one day

- He made a 'joke' about hating women on menstrual cycles and wanting to exile them to the 'bleeding tent'

EDIT:

He is talking about Aaron and the HRO! He says Aaron threatened to hurt and kill him. This will be good! I have to leave now though!