“Xander, I didn’t dox him. That’s not true. That’s not true and a matter of fact, no it’s not true, no it’s not true, FUCK YOURSELF YOU PIECE OF SHIT FAGGOT MOTHERFUCKER, NO IT’S NOT TRUE! PIECE OF SHIT, AND IF I HAD TO GUESS IT WAS PROBABLY YOU THAT FUCKING DOXXED HIM, MOTHERFUCKING LYING COCKSUCKING FAGGOT MOTHERFUCKER!”
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Be civil. Don't get angry over Chris. If you need to tell people you're better than someone, you're probably not.Limit discussion of body parts and functions. Chris is gross. Discussing his incontinence in detail is unnecessary and disturbing.Don't roleplay in your posts. Don't write pretend dialog between people, such as Chris and his mother. Avoid writing monologues, they're also dumb.Hide your powerlevel. Avoid revealing intimate, personal details about yourself in public boards. These threads are not your personal blog and we are not an asylum.No trolling plans. We are not an autistic Illuminati. If you embarrass yourself or the forum trying to troll, we will ridicule you.Write descriptive topic titles. "[14-Sep-2015] Facebook post about Sonichu" is better than "new update".Chris doesn't read your posts. Stop trying to directly, or indirectly, chastise Chris through your posts. He does not care about what you have to say, and these rants are boring.Don't post random articles. Unless the subject matter is directly related to Chris and his history, please do not post articles with a loose affiliation.
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What if Chris joined the army from Bob telling him to?
fellow boyos
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what if Chris imagination came true?
I have amazing taste
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What if Chris made a cameo in The Emoji Movie?
ON 190 Guest
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What if Chris made a cameo in The Emoji Movie?
Well, I don't think he could unseat Patrick Stewart as the poop emoji...
What if Chris hadn't drawn shecameforcwc?
I don't think things would be much different. Megan would still eventually abandon him since she can only put up with his sexual harassment for so long. He may have eventually did something similar to ShecameforCWC.jpg that would've made her ditch him. I'm impressed how she didn't break off contact with him long before trolls discovered him.
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What if Chris joined the army from Bob telling him to?
He'd have been denied enlistment due to the autism diagnosis.
I want blood!
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What if Chris joined the army from Bob telling him to?
Oliver Stone's
Born on The Fourth of JULAY!
Laughs at Tards
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What if Chris directed the next Transformers movie?
It'd somehow manage to get a better Rotten Tomatoes score than the last two.
What if Chris actually became an attractive transwoman who passed really well?
Last edited: Jul 8, 2017
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What if Chris found the Death Note?
The Silvally Guardian
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What if Chris found the Death Note?
He would be dead cause the first thing he does is sign his things
I want blood!
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What if Chris pissed himself and did nothing?
What if Chris pissed himself and did nothing?
Well, he'd smell like piss until he cleans his clothes. (aka: eternal piss smell)
What if the kid at the end of The Lego Movie was Chris?
I want blood!
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What if the kid at the end of The Lego Movie was Chris?
The Ego Movie
It was just vapor lock
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What if Chris drove all the way over to Manchester High and tried to register himself as a student for the next school year?
What if everything was the same (including the release dates of the Sonichu comics) except Chris was ten years younger and went through an emo phase in high school?
Charming Man
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What if everything was the same (including the release dates of the Sonichu comics) except Chris was ten years younger and went through an emo phase in high school?
We'd get Sonicrow as a recurring character.
BREAK IT DOWN!
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What if everything was the same (including the release dates of the Sonichu comics) except Chris was ten years younger and went through an emo phase in high school?
Chris would have dirty looking emo sidebangs that he wouldn't be able to pull off for shit.
What if everything was the same (including the release dates of the Sonichu comics) except Chris was ten years younger and went through an emo phase in high school?
Shrekchu
What would Chris look like if he gained the ability to shapeshift?
