Ana Valens / Anastasia Catherine Wythe / Phil Wythe / Philip Stephen Wythe / @SpaceDoctorPhD / @acvalens / @ac_valens - MtF transtrender extraordinaire, formerly a freelance "journalist" for The Daily Dot; but now works for Kotaku, SJW, professional liar and social rouser, CatParty's favorite blogger

If anyone can find and archive this, please do. I see NuxTaku so someone probably already got it.

https://bsky.app/profile/acvalens.com/post/3mfc5a5eeak2o (archive) (mega)
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https://bsky.app/profile/acvalens.com/post/3mfchj7ly4c2f (archive) (mega)
https://bsky.app/profile/acvalens.com/post/3mfchvr5iok2f (archive) (mega)
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Gaming + Journalism

https://bsky.app/profile/acvalens.com/post/3meon4w6r2c24 (archive) (mega) - Mewgenics and Chris Chan.
https://bsky.app/profile/acvalens.com/post/3mepoy3bk6c26 (archive) (mega) - Don't whine about Mewgenics.
This is one of those things where it’s stealing peoples’ attention and focus when a lot of really important shit is going on. ICE, S230 repeal push, ongoing paypros censorship. I think we need to get better at having an opinion but understanding when something is kinda a small stake issue
https://bsky.app/profile/acvalens.com/post/3meqtk24o2k2a (archive) (mega) - Mewgenics vs. Relooted.
https://bsky.app/profile/acvalens.com/post/3meqsd5o2ss2o (archive) (mega) - "I hate GDC so much. I actually despise it."

Aftermath bashing and some tangents:
https://bsky.app/profile/acvalens.com/post/3meuhsjxrkk2i (archive) (mega)
https://bsky.app/profile/acvalens.com/post/3meuixmilj22s (archive) (mega)
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https://bsky.app/profile/acvalens.com/post/3mf56wmc3u22a (archive) (mega)
https://bsky.app/profile/acvalens.com/post/3mf57kpqdkc2a (archive) (mega)
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Being an anime whore pays better than being a blogger:
https://bsky.app/profile/acvalens.com/post/3mf5ar3mtvk2a (archive) (mega)
https://bsky.app/profile/acvalens.com/post/3mfa72v3umk2y (archive) (mega)
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Porn

https://bsky.app/profile/acvalens.com/post/3mereb56zfk2v (archive) (mega) - "PornHub’s new VDay map is bleak. Age verification laws have done so much damage"
https://bsky.app/profile/acvalens.com/post/3mes5amhyp22b (archive) (mega) - PornHub geodata ruined by VPNs. RIP.
https://bsky.app/profile/acvalens.com/post/3mf7tqd446s2y (archive) (mega) - "Oh no, not porn!!! Oh nooooo how awful! How terrible!"

https://bsky.app/profile/acvalens.com/post/3mevvc57k3k2a (archive) (mega)
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VTubing/ASMR

https://bsky.app/profile/acvalens.com/post/3mer2ichqzk22 (archive) (mega) - "VTuber deme has accused OliviaMonroe, a VTuber with Asmongold's Mythic Talent, of viewbotting."
https://bsky.app/profile/acvalens.com/post/3mes4saunwk2r (archive) (mega) - "Another ASMRist dinged on YouTube. Azura Dulait of VAllure"
https://bsky.app/profile/acvalens.com/post/3mevsyev4hc2a (archive) (mega) - Dodging Twitch revenue cut.
https://bsky.app/profile/acvalens.com/post/3mevu4r66zc2a (archive) (mega) - "They should hire me to be a crisis manager."

https://bsky.app/profile/acvalens.com/post/3meua2pk3qk23 (archive) (mega)
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https://bsky.app/profile/acvalens.com/post/3mf7oicj5dc2y (archive) (mega)
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Daddy's Little Toy Conviction

A&N: Sydney author Lauren Tesolin-Mastrosa arrested over ‘pedophilia’ book

https://bsky.app/profile/acvalens.com/post/3mey5xkk43k2u (archive) (mega)
https://bsky.app/profile/acvalens.com/post/3mey5l35ars2u (archive) (mega)
https://bsky.app/profile/acvalens.com/post/3mey6ktmex223 (archive) (mega)
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Politics

https://bsky.app/profile/acvalens.com/post/3mepognwqck26 (archive) (mega)
The Dems have been terrible on trans issues, the Harris campaign was awful on this topic, Gavin is running around throwing validity to the claim that trans women don’t belong in women’s sports. Love or hate Hasan he said what he did for a reason. The D’s have been terrible to us

https://bsky.app/profile/acvalens.com/post/3meqfcqbtfs2u (archive) (mega)
https://bsky.app/profile/acvalens.com/post/3meyaflhujs2p (archive) (mega)
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Brianna Wu:
https://bsky.app/profile/acvalens.com/post/3meyaqhqras2p (archive) (mega)
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Is futanari transphobic?
https://bsky.app/profile/acvalens.com/post/3mf55wbbsak2a (archive) (mega)
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https://bsky.app/profile/acvalens.com/post/3mfa6icc7hs2y (archive) (mega)
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Ana Valens is living rent-free inside Kirsche:
https://bsky.app/profile/acvalens.com/post/3mffjrcsyrs2q (archive) (mega)
https://bsky.app/profile/acvalens.com/post/3mffn4sn6sk2q (archive) (mega)
https://bsky.app/profile/acvalens.com/post/3mfhabj2ccs2e (archive) (mega)
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Also complaining about VTuber Toxi Kuma:
https://bsky.app/profile/acvalens.com/post/3mfh5xwrrr224 (archive) (mega)
ENVTubing has a huge PR crisis where VTubers break containment for saying the most awful things over and over again. Small VTuber Toxi Kuma is going viral on Twitter for claiming white supremacy isn’t an issue in America bc… Asian supremacy might exist in Asia? Black supremacy in Africa?!

Covid:
https://bsky.app/profile/acvalens.com/post/3mfhd4rfcwk2k (archive) (mega)
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A question for the ages:
https://bsky.app/profile/acvalens.com/post/3mfhcyu4vfk2k (archive) (mega)
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More VTubing talk, including some technical choices and the business:

nyaraVT overton window:
https://bsky.app/profile/acvalens.com/post/3mfhizf6v522r (archive) (mega)
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He has been approached by an editor he likes (read: a faggot) for a book about VTubing:
https://bsky.app/profile/acvalens.com/post/3mfjytpyq722l (archive) (mega)
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Bluesky is not dying:
https://bsky.app/profile/acvalens.com/post/3mfk7jwvqys2j (archive) (mega)
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Stream summary:
https://bsky.app/profile/acvalens.com/post/3mfgbrnuco22k (archive) (mega)
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Reaction to Fredrick Brennan's death:
https://bsky.app/profile/acvalens.com/post/3mfkdyohvi22j (archive) (ghost) (mega)
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Philly is such a vacuous, repetitive pervert it's always baffling that he has so much to say and yet very little of it is worthy of note. Something involved in the process of penciling out scripts for his abusive giantess lesbian futa porn must drain his brain like a needle to a swollen water balloon because despite all that he writes, it's just so void of meaning. But I have a special little spot of disgust in my heart for him over his breeding stock comments that I always check in on his thread every once in a while, and how fortuitous that there's actually shit worth commenting on for once! Ron Soye, you do a bang-up job of keeping this thread alive.

Phil, it's been 6 years and we are still seeing tremendous social ramifications caused by disruptions in the workforce, delays in schooling and other dull but important parts of people's day-to-day routines. I won't PL, but I've seen first hand the absolute devastation caused by what is blandly referred to as a "deference" in life goals and it has genuinely shaped the pathways of people I know possibly for the rest of their lives. The beginning of 2020 was a time that held many prospects for a lot of people that were totally derailed and can never be returned to quite the same, and it's perfectly reasonable to still feel scarred by losing out on these opportunities. How ironic that types like him always beg for sympathy like paupers on the street, yet their allegedly "open hearts" are never big enough for anyone but themselves.

A question for the ages:
Being a fan of something is often healthy - a great form of escapism, something to share with loved ones or use to find new friends, sometimes even inspiration for you to take off on a similar journey of your own now that you've seen what others can do. Fandom, however, tends to be noxious and sinister because it collects power-trippers, histrionics, degenerates and poorly socialized dysgenics into one room together and sets off the pipe bomb of obsession while cutting off all methods of escape. Anyone who had the misfortune of being on Tumblr during its heyday would know intimately that fandom is a scourge, so it's not a surprise that even freaks like Gooseworx and Phil notice that it's nasty.

(There is something to be written about how male-dominated fandoms exist versus female-dominated, but that's far too autistic for me to lay at the doorstep of this thread right now when there are more appropriate containment zones. TL;DR: both sides are gross, but Goose and Phil are more likely talking about female-dominated sides because they consider anything female-dominated to be their dominion as troons.)

Bluesky is not dying:
This is a comedic overstatement of the importance of Bluesky in the vast expanse of the digital sea; it's hardly a blue whale, a great shark, or even a sunfish, but a pathetic little remora feeding off of those fleeing various other websites. The reason Phil doesn't see Bluesky as dying is because he is surrounded by other terminally online dipshits who have accused every other site as belonging to the realm of the devil, which means the only holy ground to walk on is Bluesky (or whatever sites you're forced to use to get goonerbux like Patreon, Ko-Fi, etc.) - this does not a popular platform make.

It also goes to show just how narrow Phil's sphere of influence is, because many of the users who still cling to Twitter are not from the West, don't speak English and don't even look at art or porn. For example, Bluesky has been trying desperately to capture the Twitter base that enjoys sports and recently had football tags trending, but the popularity of sports on the platform remains incredibly dry for those who are passionate about it compared to the arts, navel-gazing or jerking off to the selfies of doughy, untoned reprobates. Bluesky's algorithm also makes it incredibly difficult for non-English speakers to break through and gain any worldwide attraction because it excludes languages outside of your default, and most users on there speak English.

So, naturally, it's not going to appeal to Asian artists (who remain hugely popular on Twitter and capable of maintaining their livelihoods) or Central/South American sports fans (who also have a decent userbase on Twitter). Bluesky is a hilariously homogenous site despite its claims of championing diversity, but if you tell anyone like Phil such a thing, he'll have you branded with a scarlet swastika and on a thousand CHUD blocklists come the morning sun. It's a platform full of willful, gleeful ignoramuses, so it's no surprise he calls it home - nor is it a surprise that he can't figure out why anyone else doesn't.
 
The normies are ruining fujoshi culture, and have to be gatekept out:
Phil, you improvident egghead, you want normies to get into fujoshi culture if you want normies to care about freedom of speech around your revolting pornography. If you don't indoctrinate normies into porn, how are they going to give a single shit if you can't hang ten on the goonwaves anymore? Furthermore, by the time women are giggling and making men kiss for their amusement in their minds, they rarely actually care what men think of them and their feelings on the matter - which, given that Phil and his ph-ilk have been objectifying women and lesbians for as long as they have, I don't see why they should prioritize a single thing he has to say.

I also notice artist ThirtyHelens in his replies remarking about how "kink policing" will be on its way, which is deeply hilarious when you know who he is (which is a whiny, pathetic theymab who has his own abhorrent fixation on futanari/fictional dickgirls that are nothing like real trannies). He's a part of a tranny artist cohort that keeps company with artists like Dieselbrain (who has drawn women having their spines ripped out and being lobotomized as forms of "kink art") so of course he's first in line to wring his hands over the notion of not being a sexual psychopath anymore. You could practically print these guys out on a printing press, they're all so completely the same.

Frankly, one of the most malignant parts of fujoshism is, arguably, how prone they are to getting off to rape, incest, torture and other morally heinous things the same way these degenerate troons do; if it became mainstream and therefore mellowed out as a genre, that can only be a good thing due to how often it's utilized as a window to sexuality for girls and women in the modern day.

(And just to be clear, I'm not even suggesting this is necessarily a healthy way to figure out your sexual preferences; personally, I'm a disgusting traditionalist cornball, so to me nothing can beat learning about who you are and what you like with someone you love who cares about you. Alas, these days I understand that this now makes me a Christofascist neonazi, so nobody will listen to me. Bah humbug!)
Simulated incest pornography is under attack by the UK:
You cannot pay me to feel any shred of sympathy for a user named "dadfuckers inc" being upset that incest pornography will now carry criminal consequences. I don't know who this user is, but they should consider if they're being given carbon monoxide-like effects from sitting in a bedroom filled with stale, tacky sweat and the odor of a thousand cumsocks glued to the carpet.

I also don't understand why Phil even pretends to care about CSEM or anything involving the exploitation of children given the company he keeps; I believe if he were not beholden to state that he was against it in order to maintain some support, he would go mask-off and defend it as well in all sincerity. After all, a lot of those Vtubers look precariously young, and everyone knows these are the kinds of people to fully invest in the "5,000-year-old demon warlord who happens to look like an 8-year-old girl" concept and act as if it's somehow a bulletproof strategy against criticism.
 
Another ugly as shit photo of one of the rare moments he ventures outside:
https://bsky.app/profile/acvalens.com/post/3mg3lgrs2uk2r (archive) (mega)
https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_fulls...yrsjd3qflays6p6x5kvco5pxs6ralmbrdddq3cne@jpeg (archive) (mega) (wayback)
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Begging for April in advance, and then an "unexpected emergency" in his housing situation got the begging goal updated:
https://bsky.app/profile/acvalens.com/post/3mfprlrycfc2w (archive) (mega)
https://bsky.app/profile/acvalens.com/post/3mftjjsl4w22v (archive) (mega)
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And some more begging because why not:
https://bsky.app/profile/acvalens.com/post/3mfz3676ll22j (archive) (mega)
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Problems with SubscribeStar:

Iran hot takes:

You can goon at home with your organ and still be an important part of the Revolution:
https://bsky.app/profile/acvalens.com/post/3mfxgscb3x22t (archive) (mega)
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Incel to Trans pipeline? This is my shocked face.

I love he's stuck in prison gay relationships. If only he'd cut off his cock.
Considering he plays fast and loose with the definitions of words like "woman", I take it to mean he also hasn't explored a stinkditch. So that's a disaster averted, along with an intact cock for the moment.

Fat faggot pretending to be a woman engages in "fujoshi" discourse:
https://bsky.app/profile/acvalens.com/post/3mftntze4nk2w (archive) (mega)
https://bsky.app/profile/acvalens.com/post/3mg3ou2fvwk2a (archive) (mega)
https://bsky.app/profile/acvalens.com/post/3mg4eql3cus23 (archive) (mega)
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You may remember that Aftermath criticized Phil for taking the $30/article at Vice. They also haven't hired him to write for their cool new gayming news site. So he's been pissy about Aftermath ever since and taking jabs at them, while trying to remain semi-polite to some of the writers.

Aftermath: Fujoshis Had Their Fun, Now It's Himedanshi’s Turn To Go Mainstream (archive) (mega)
But what if I were to tell you there’s a term for men who enjoy watching lesbian romances? It’s called himedanshi, and just like fujoshis, they’ve been around this whole time, minding their business enjoying sapphic romances.


Reacting to Asmongold "leaving" Mythic Talent:

UK ageplay/ABDL ban, and other degeneracy:

https://bsky.app/profile/acvalens.com/post/3mgfhmgidp22c (archive) (mega)
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Phil never penetrating a woman due to vaginismus — a woman being so viscerally disgusted by him her vagina contracts so hard it seals itself shut — would be the most hilarious revelation of this thread if it wasn't sad that some low self-esteem girl even let him try it until her own vag tried to knock some sense in her
 
Porn addiction don't real.
I've yet to see any of these hand-in-pants knuckledraggers explain how gambling addictions can exist, yet porn addictions cannot - and ironically, many get up in arms about the normalization of gambling apps and the predatory nature behind them. I understand we can all have horse blinders on when it comes to personal biases, but there's "horse blinders" and then there's straight up "blindfold fused to the skin of your face."

Having been exposed to many of these defensive degenerates while lurking Bluesky, there's also an added layer of cruelty wielded by many of them in that anyone who admits to a porn addiction - a difficult confession often spoken of with great shame and disgust - is mocked endlessly for having a "skill issue" or clearly being influenced by "religious values" (which are conveniently always implied to be Christian even though Orthodox Jews and Muslims don't really approve of pornography either). Funny how a collection of people so determined to claim that anyone can define their lived experiences regardless of scientific fact is somehow unable to allow people to define this one in particular.

But that's because this isn't about mental health or improving society - it's about the bottomline, specifically in regards to the bank accounts of Phil and other pornographers like him. They need porn addicts to assume that their addictions do not exist and that their compulsions to overconsume are not only healthy and natural but a genuine societal good because if people started waking up to the reality that they're like alcoholics who fry their brains on chugging dollar store Listerine, creatures like Phil would be forced to leave their hovels and work actual jobs. And God help any of us if Phil is exposing whatever future pandemic is gestating underneath his grimy, splitting fingernails to the general public.
 
Phil and other pornographers like him.
I would also say that Phil has to deny it for his own mental health. He wants to believe he's in control of himself, and that he doesn't have the sting of "addict" attached to him. Because no one likes addicts.
 
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