🎨 Artcow Ellen Woodbury / Pizzacake / Pizzacakecomic - A 40 year old webcomic artist, mother, porn star, misandrist, dramacow and Reddit celebrity. Threatens to sue her critics and cuckolds her husband. Female Andrew Dobson.

Luke’s Missing Hand said:
Some more random tard sperging in no particular order.
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Barring the Trump image, this is a pretty good post. I don't trust anyone with those three images.
Zeus Blue Thunder said:
...if you don't see it yet...allow me to explain...
...her Mombie comic (a seeming allegory for sexual assault) which prominently featured her daughter...all of her sudden concern with her children's privacy...all of the Operation Snark Sink...all of this...
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...this is so painful to say
when I realised this, I was shocked, broken...
...it was because her daughter...found porn of herself online...
...her daughter learned she became a victim of her own mother's porn fame...
...and Ellen cannot do anything about it.
What can she? It's all up online. It's publically accessible. And no DMCA will stop that.
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Jesus Christ, this was a ride. Holy fuck. I leave this thread alone for a while and this happens. I genuinely miss the old libshit Ellen who I could just laugh at for being a whore and stuff.

The sad part is that I actually liked Zombie, artistically at least. Sure, her art has not improved, however when I thought it was about Ellen getting raped and dealing with a teenage angsty daughter I was like "wow, this seems like a creative way to deal with this shit" but when I find out that it was because of Ellen's porn it just ruins it.
Hakase Shinonome said:
She really is stereotypes personified.

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Thank you for the nice palate cleanser, I genuinely laughed.
Hakase Shinonome said:
Thanks for lending me voice clips of her.

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Why is it the WatchMojo voice?
Zeus Blue Thunder said:
Now, doesn't it seem suspicious to you that Ellen has been involved in a lot of workplace affair drama between 2008 and 2010, involving her, most likely, cheating on her then husband with Jeff, that Ellen and Jeff both left their jobs at Eastlink at the same time and Ellen instantly started drawing porn about her being a sexy secretary having sex with people in the office, and that Jeff has been laid off from his job at Micco on the same day as their last login on a cuckolding site?

It sure is sus to me.
It sure seems like Ellen and Jeff have a habit of sexual activity in the workplace and that's what gets them fired.
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Wait so is this the cause of the bulls or was she already cheating on her husband with the bulls to begin with?
Kabobs said:
Another day, another Mombie comic. How many more of these is she going to make?

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I know this is me being far too optimistic but maybe this is her saying that she should never have done porn. Like I feel that the dark forest could be a metaphor for pornography.
Kabobs said:
New Mombie comic

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Kabobs said:
Okay, here's the next Mombie comic.

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Wait if her daughter turning into a zombie isn't because of Ellen or this winged lesbian then how the fuck is it fair to even give her an extra chance? Jesus, Ellen you actually ruined the story you fucking retarded slut!
Kabobs said:
A new Mombie comic

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At least this series seems to be coming to an end.
 
What are the odds, fellas, at the potential of troonification here? I'm gonna say pretty low, since she feels to me very feminine and not like someone who has doubts on whether she's more of a man or a woman, but I would like to hear your opinion, ladies and gents.
 
N Man said:
What are the odds, fellas, at the potential of troonification here? I'm gonna say pretty low, since she feels to me very feminine and not like someone who has doubts on whether she's more of a man or a woman, but I would like to hear your opinion, ladies and gents.
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I'd expect her daughter/son to be forcefully trooned up by Ellen Niggersbury
 
Dang she has been pretty quiet last couple of days, is she just preparing for something or not able to think of something because she doesn’t have anything but ego fluffers surrounding her now?
 
Some Hobo said:
I'll be surprised if she isn't making some shitty, hamfisted critique of the US-Iran stuff right this very second.
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Hey you summoned her!
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this post was submitted on 28 Feb 2026
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Pizzacakecomic[S] 896 points an hour ago

Anyone else have whiplash from these chuds? It's almost like they can't think for themselves..

The-Wandering-Root 451 points an hour ago

Alternatively, they’re liars and they know it, and don’t care. Rules for thee, not for me. I’ve started just telling them that they’re outright liars and bad people.

That they’ll die miserable and alone and they can either be better, or be gone. I’m done entertaining their dishonesty. And I’m done being nice about it. They’re wrecking all our futures.

PizzacakecomicPizzaCake[S] 318 points an hour ago*

Noooooo we need to be nice to them! Reach across the isle! Nice words and hugs and cookies are how we stopped the nazis before, guys!!!!

Edit: *aisle! Brain fart moment

el_throw 79 points an hour ago

The triple popped collar is a nice touch. Fuck Trump.

Pizzacakecomic[S] 42 points an hour ago

I thought we were done with popped collars but I've been seeing them make a come back... Maybe they never went away??

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Well, it seems like the next leftie-FAD is going to be the Iran-USA talk, and Ellen will content-rape it for the unforseen future, as she had already dug into it less than 24 hours after the news.
So, let me tell a joke to make this thread at least a bit more interesting.

What would you call the Flintstones if they were black?
You'd call them NIGGERS!
 
Dickbucketz 117 said:
Well, it seems like the next leftie-FAD is going to be the Iran-USA talk, and Ellen will content-rape it for the unforseen future, as she had already dug into it less than 24 hours after the news.
So, let me tell a joke to make this thread at least a bit more interesting.

What would you call the Flintstones if they were black?
You'd call them NIGGERS!
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Yeah a bunch of Canadian kids get killed she doesn’t address at all. Drump dares attack a dictator and she’s hopping on her custom sybian gaming chair ready to go!
 
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It's more she just cares more about America over any Canadian issue to the point of not defending that tranny that killed children in tumbler ridge.
 
Blewberry Nausea said:
Hey you summoned her!
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this post was submitted on 28 Feb 2026
22,382 points (93% upvoted)
Pizzacakecomic[S] 896 points an hour ago

Anyone else have whiplash from these chuds? It's almost like they can't think for themselves..

The-Wandering-Root 451 points an hour ago

Alternatively, they’re liars and they know it, and don’t care. Rules for thee, not for me. I’ve started just telling them that they’re outright liars and bad people.

That they’ll die miserable and alone and they can either be better, or be gone. I’m done entertaining their dishonesty. And I’m done being nice about it. They’re wrecking all our futures.

PizzacakecomicPizzaCake[S] 318 points an hour ago*

Noooooo we need to be nice to them! Reach across the isle! Nice words and hugs and cookies are how we stopped the nazis before, guys!!!!

Edit: *aisle! Brain fart moment

el_throw 79 points an hour ago

The triple popped collar is a nice touch. Fuck Trump.

Pizzacakecomic[S] 42 points an hour ago

I thought we were done with popped collars but I've been seeing them make a come back... Maybe they never went away??

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Is there any particular reason his shirt looks like that? Like is there a stereotype I'm not aware of about Trump supporters wearing multiple shirts? Or is Ellen just retarded as per usual?
 
Darwin Watterson said:
Is there any particular reason his shirt looks like that? Like is there a stereotype I'm not aware of about Trump supporters wearing multiple shirts? Or is Ellen just retarded as per usual?
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Dudes who pop their collars are considered really up their own ass and they would be typically the kind of guys who would be stereotyped to wear multiple collar to collarmaxx. Same with shadebros.
 
Blewberry Nausea said:
Dudes who pop their collars are considered really up their own ass and they would be typically the kind of guys who would be stereotyped to wear multiple collar to collarmaxx. Same with shadebros.
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He just looks retro-futuristic. Like something you'd see in the Jetsons or something.
 
Did we ever find out exactly what happened between Ellen and her pen-pals co-hosts? I don't really want to sift through 274 pages but the best I could come up with was that she no longer talks to Colm and Elk, and that occurred around the same time she got doxed. I'll accept any and all late reacts, I just wanna know.
 
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