OSRS / Old School Runescape - Medieval Cookie Clicker

REMEMBER YOUR PASSWORD said:
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This is the ideal demon body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.​

 
Jex said:
What was A Friend’s downfall, I vaguely remember him getting caught watching Asian girl porn on his phone on a public train, was that it?
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I'm late to this, but I was subscribed to him when most of it happened.
Bear in mind, he was a player mod at his peak.
  • The first really questionable thing he did was giving an obvious scammer 5m gp, it doesn't seem that bad now but this raised some eyebrows as only a month or so prior he took donations from his viewers for the well of goodwill (a charity event at the time), but kept 100m at the end with the promise to use it for the next event. If you were to ask your local schizo they'd tell you he was trading it to his alt.
  • What lost him his player mod status was making a "Top 10 Phished Loot" video where he hid the identities of the phishers. This video was unfortunately privated, but the announcement video of him losing his status remains.
  • He accidentally revealed his porn torrent folder during a timelapse he took for a 10 hour loot video. Instead of denying that it happened like most e-celebs, he made the linked video explaining his porn tastes. "Weird is good! Because I don't want to watch generic porn where you suck a dick, you lick the pussy, you have vaginal sex, and then you cum on the face! Oh my god, that's the most boring shit I've ever seen. If you still jack off to that, I feel sorry for you." I'll include a local archive of it below because it was age restricted.
  • 'Member the first entry on this list? He did it again, this time giving 150m of donated money to a fucking doubling money scam. His response denied that he was using donator money on a scammer. The schizos may actually be right.
  • In an extremely wise move, he made a video where he promoted a gambling site. From memory it was a gambling site where you could win OSRS items and the video showed him winning on said site. Again, the video is unfortunately lost but the announcement video remains. This got all of his active accounts at the time permanently banned.
  • Live on stream, he broke up with his girlfriend at the time for cheating on him and lying about being on the pill. If this happened today he'd probably earn himself a thread and feature here.
After that point he slowly fizzled out and got overtaken by newer creators. There's probably something I missed, but I stopped watching him sometime after the breakup stream.
 
RSLUG30 said:
After that point he slowly fizzled out and got overtaken by newer creators. There's probably something I missed, but I stopped watching him sometime after the breakup stream.
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You forgot the most recent incident with his weird crashout after Gay-gex cancelled Pride, where he was pro-gay and in the video he was definitely on something (booze or pills).
 
Nice to see yet another DMM event come and go without any major issues. Not as if a majority of people weren't able to enter the final worlds, or they fuck up the breaches throughout the last 3 weeks.

There's many things Jagex does that I just don't understand how they justify it and DMM and PvP centered content is just that. Multi is always a fucking mess and now there's so many weapon combos that can hit you for max hp. There's too many arbitrary rules just for PvP content as well, it's a clusterfuck.
 
I'm gonna preface this post by saying that this guy is largely unfunny for the first few episodes of his series while he gets his legs, and he lefty-politispergs once or twice as well. I find how hard he's trying to entertain to be weirdly charming, but he's a bit 'tarded, so view at your own risk.
DanPlaysOSRS made an external plugin that ties your progression to slayer tasks. It uses a tileboard that you unlock via a key system, which you receive on a % chance after completing a slayer task.

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If the guy himself puts you off, I'd still suggest you check out the plugin if restricted accounts interest you at all. It's pretty well made and much more accessible for the employed than getting 99 defense on lumbridge men is.
 
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The herb sack upgrade will probably finally motivate me to get that one page miniquest done by grinding out sarachnis. I also love the new cow boss pet and will farm the boss solely for that.

Cow in a bowtie
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Focken Kiwi said:
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Lmao. That's a hefty requirement for a hard mode cow. Maybe they aren't joking about it being hard.
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I hope so. If it's anything less than the cow equivalent to Monty Python's killer rabbit then I'm going to be real sad. I want to see clips of people in max or near max gear getting fucked up by this guy after underestimating him first try.

I paid for blood.
 
Nearly went double the rate for the new Cow pet, sure hope they add like farm animal transmogs for it in the future otherwise there is going to be cows literally everywhere as it’s a 1/1k drop lol
 
I've always thought that pets that are so easy to get they're effectively free was fine. A bull that takes like what 15 seconds to go drop rate on doesn't devalue my KBD pet because it's not the KBD pet.

I actually wouldn't mind more quest pets like the cat that have some utility to them but are quite literally zero effort (aside from the quest) to get. I should be able to have the broav from WGS or something like that work in place of a spade the same way I can use a cat to collect a pile of McCormick flavored microplastics.
 
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I was only able to get 245 kills on Brutus yesterday but those Bottomless Milk Buckets high alch for 27k gp each. In those 245 kills, I was able to snag 8 buckets. If those drop rates are consistent enough, a new player getting to the point of obtaining and using a Dragon Scimitar could easily net 100k-200k gp an hour casually combat training on Brutus. The cow boss is quite literally a good early game cash cow. That's not bad for a gemstone crab alternative.
 
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