Update: Chris' Hierarchy of Needs, and WANT MULTIPLES!

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Altissimo said:
Shut up, dude.
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Well, yeah :alog: is :alog:, but in some sense he's right. However the reason a care package was sent was because unlike Chris, we're not completely devoid of empathy. Chris went through a legitimate hardship and a pretty damn big one. Even though Chris has cursed and wished death to this forum and everyone on it multiple times, some of these guys still showed compassion just for the sake of being the better man, and extended a small helping hand despite knowing exactly how he would take it. I kind of regret not pitching in, but honestly only a little.
 
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OBAMATRON said:
Am I the only one who thinks Chris is just trying to cope with losing his house and most of his shit?
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With all due respect, I think a lot of people here overanalyze CWC.

He isn't trying to cope with anything. He never had the mental capacity to deal with such a "big boy" matter such as losing his home.

The simple reason he keeps playing with toys is because he is a mental infant and he hasn't demonstrated any different. Not now, not ever.
 
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Seahorses said:
With all due respect, I think a lot of people here overanalyze CWC.

He isn't trying to cope with anything. He never had the mental capacity to deal with such a "big boy" matter such as losing his home.

The simple reason he keeps playing with toys is because he is a mental infant and he hasn't demonstrated any different. Not now, not ever.
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Peter Patrickson said:
^This. pretty much. He's always been a big baby. It's like being mad at the scorpion for being a scorpion. The scorpion will never become a butterfly. The big baby will never be a functioning adult. Much less a charming adult.
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The only thing we know for sure is that he's an idiot with a mental impairment. But mostly he's just an idiot, most Autistics find something they're able to do eventually, even if it takes a while. I don't even mean being a Temple Grandin level geinus, but shit even just working at a tech support center where their... inability to not follow a rigid set of routines would actually be an asset.
 
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Peter Patrickson said:
^geinus. Also, Chris has found out what he is able to do. Play legos and vidya.
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Even Chris has some sort of talent. Even if he just assembles Roombas with the other slow in the minds. He might be the dumbest person on the planet, the most naive, the most gullible, but he still has his place.

Will he ever find it? Will he ever look?

lolno
 
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Crazy Pacer said:
Even Chris has some sort of talent. Even if he just assembles Roombas with the other slow in the minds. He might be the dumbest person on the planet, the most naive, the most gullible, but he still has his place.

Will he ever find it? Will he ever look?

lolno
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Who knows? Maybe in twenty years, he'll actually get a job and act like a normal, functioning adult. He'll know how to say "Please" and "Thank you" and genuinely mean it. There's still some hope for the manchild left!
 
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libertyoftheaether said:
Most likely. It's just that this is Chris's reaction to literally anything requiring adult responsibility on his part. He retreated into his lego fantasies long before the fire was a thing.
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Very likely. As near as I can tell, Lego Cwcville was Fat Dummy's very first attempt to make his imaginary world "more real." Probably the entire goal of Lego Quest is the rebuilding of Cwcville - hence the strident demands for insanely expenisive lego toy sets.
 
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Do you think there's any chance that some of Chris' wishlist gushing is actually him being a troll?

I don't doubt that he wants free Lego, thinks he is entitled to it and thinks eBegging will get him it.

But, he reads these boards, he's tried trollin' before through videos, and his latest antics have been causing rage from some posters here...
 
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Absinthe said:
Do you think there's any chance that some of Chris' wishlist gushing is actually him being a troll? I don't doubt that he wants free Lego, thinks he is entitled to it and thinks eBegging will get him it. But, he reads these boards, he's tried trollin' before through videos, and his latest antics have been causing rage from some posters here...
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Sure, people get angry and stuff when they see Chris being stupid, but you don't see us chimping out and making videos trying to deny we ever got mad in the first place. If he actually got us to do that, then holy shit Chris you finally trolled us back.

But naw. Posting his wishlist for us to see isn't trolling, he's still making himself out to be a tard in the end.
 
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Absinthe said:
Do you think there's any chance that some of Chris' wishlist gushing is actually him being a troll?

I don't doubt that he wants free Lego, thinks he is entitled to it and thinks eBegging will get him it.

But, he reads these boards, he's tried trollin' before through videos, and his latest antics have been causing rage from some posters here...
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You also gotta remember, he only reads stuff that directly pertains to HIM and also aren't too long because reading. People getting mad about him wanting legos and sperging out in a couple paragraphs doesn't get him legos, or stop the trolls, or get him a sweetheart so he probably won't even pay attention to it, he'd just scroll past.

A forumer talking about hiring a skywriter to spread SLANDERING LIES about him? If he saw something like that, it could stop him from going in stores to get legos, a sweetheart from dating him, and shows trolls are still out there. That's the interactions Chris has with the forum, not the other way around.
 
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Chris's next :tugboat:will be coming in soon. I bet that he's going to spend all of that on Legos and his momma won't have much money left to spend on food or McD chicken nuggets on him. Next month will most likely be him complaining about how he has to eat less. He's already malnutritioned in the first place and actually starving but doesn't feel it. Soon, he will though when he complains of his stomach growling or his stomach in pain. If he survives next month, it would be a wonder though.
 
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BillRiley said:
Very likely. As near as I can tell, Lego Cwcville was Fat Dummy's very first attempt to make his imaginary world "more real." Probably the entire goal of Lego Quest is the rebuilding of Cwcville - hence the strident demands for insanely expenisive lego toy sets.
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So where does the pirate ship or a Death Star come in?

Chris begs for toys because he's a child. According to Skyraider91, Barb takes almost all of the tug boat for herself these days so he's gone crazier than ever with his credit cards. He's just a spoiled child in a disgusting package (and with a disgusting package, AMIRIE?).
 
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Christ-Chan said:
So where does the pirate ship or a Death Star come in?

Chris begs for toys because he's a child. According to Skyraider91, Barb takes almost all of the tug boat for herself these days so he's gone crazier than ever with his credit cards. He's just a spoiled child in a disgusting package (and with a disgusting package, AMIRIE?).
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You mentioned credit cards. Me thinks that next month, he won't have any credit left to feed himself since he'll blow his entire tugboat on Legos. I'd be surprised if he still has credit cards that aren't maxed out by next month.
 
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Fuzzy Wuzzy said:
Chris's next :tugboat:will be coming in soon. I bet that he's going to spend all of that on Legos and his momma won't have much money left to spend on food or McD chicken nuggets on him. Next month will most likely be him complaining about how he has to eat less. He's already malnutritioned in the first place and actually starving but doesn't feel it. Soon, he will though when he complains of his stomach growling or his stomach in pain. If he survives next month, it would be a wonder though.
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I think if they had or were close to reaching that point financially where they struggled to buy food, Barb would have already taken all of his:tugboat: by now and he wouldn't be able to buy more lego with it.
 
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