🗑️ Trashfire StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content) + his many scorned exes

So the court called for Tarl, said they're sure he's meant to be there today, Tarl didn't respond and someone else said no and they went on to the next person.
 
What's his score sheet look like? What probation violation points is he looking to rack up and is it enough to even matter at all?
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He is constantly drunk and had been constantly in touch with the girl he assaulted. He didn't get his drug tests and there has been no word on whether he completed the anger management classes. As far as avoiding firearms, he was later charged with the ND of a Glock while drunk and threatening to shoot the DV protected party (the basis for the VT case) but this may have occured before his probation occurred, so it's only regularly illegal.
 
>catching up on thread, see a bunch of pages posted, ahh yes there must be sweet sweet milk
>instead it's some sperg saying he totally has DawXxX on a farmer
>Tarl has tech issues
>Court has tech issues
>no milk
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Lukie said:
So the court called for Tarl, said they're sure he's meant to be there today, Someone else said no and they went on to the next person.
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And the nigger didn't even need to murder the judge with a chaos spell? Tarl must have promised Stollas a potato sacrifice. He should be here gloating by the end of the day.
 
Nig Nog Neanderthal said:
Louisiana is crazy and busting at the seams with flat out corruption. When I moved away, they came after me about paying for vehicle title transfers from 15 years before, even though they had lost track of them. It would have cost me thousands in compounded fines, and if I had been a retiree on SS, they would have garnished that. How did I get out of it? Asked a relative who was a New Orleans attorney to look into it. Their case against me evaporated the moment that happened.

Their state bureaucracy is almost uniformly comprised of termites.
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And the New Orleans courts won’t even be embarrassed about how shit their whole system is. @Styxhexenhammer666 You lucked out, you slippery eel. Now go run to X and bleat about the power of chaos magix. lol
 
ShiverStar said:
This could possibly lead to a warrant?
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I would totally do it. Technical difficulties in 2026 A.D. is never an excuse. Tarl might as well be a toddler covering his own eyes so that Daddy won't see him. This is how lame this ruse was.

Edit: Wait, what? They didn't file the case? This is what I would expect from Orleans Parish, but is there a method in it? Will our pirate be suspended forever between the Davy Jones' Locker of Degeneracy and the Keel of Bureaucratic Incompetence? Maybe the process is the punishment.

I kind of hope so.
 
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They can't figure out if Styx is on the docket, pass him, and then the very first thing they do afterwards is ask if Josh Saunders is on the docket.

This court is a mockery.
 
Nig Nog Neanderthal said:
OK live bloggers, use more words.
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The NOLA court system is so archaic and the judge is so boomer tier that she didn’t even notice when her mic was muted so we could only hear her 20% of the time when she was actually talking which wasn’t often because she was constantly reconnecting like a boomer turning their tv on and off a million times hoping to get the set to work.

“Cobes” and I even sent her direct messages to inform her that she could not be heard. That is how she even knew at all that she couldn’t be heard. She spent more time offline than online. She was also confused as to whether Tarl was even supposed to be on the docket today. So he was technically there and did show up (I heard him and Mel talking at the beginning), but since the judge is retarded and the online systems are potato quality, the fucker slithered away.
 
Honestly not like I wanted to see him raped to death below sea level in voodoo country, but man, none of us better EVER have to deal with legal consequences for any little bullshit we might get into. Anyway, he escapes justice again to provide more entertainment for at least a little while longer.

Better luck in VT Monday with the more serious charges. However, unless the dumbass confesses to psycho psyam's version of the negligent discharge, it doesn't seem like they have enough evidence to make it stick. (Styx if you confess Sam will take you back!!)
 
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