Iran Crisis & the 2026 War between Iran and the United States, Gulf States, and Israel - Please focus on news and coverage, not argumentation.

Fcret said:
There's no real point in avoiding it. If they actually activate the draft then they're just going to send someone to ensure you do register.
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I'd like to think they won't.

Even in 'defeat', the professional volunteer model proven itself considerably more effective in multiple US operations than a draft-based conscription model did in Vietnam.
 
moocow said:
I'm gonna laugh my fucking ass off if when this is all done, they get camera crews into some hole-in-the-wall laboratory near the capitol for an impromptu press release, go live, and then wheel out some big, fugly, lumpy Fat Man lookalike, only banged together much more quickly and with far less care, and then they announce "this is why we moved when we did. It looks like a piece of shit, but there was high confidence it would actually be at least partially functional, and we couldn't allow them to actually conduct a test."

Then one of the tail "fins" just falls off and clanks to the floor, and instead of steel or something sturdy it sounds like aluminum or fuckin' wood or something, a bit of smoke wafts out the front of the unit, there's a moderate "popping" sound, followed by the sound of a bunch of little chunks of "something" scattering and falling apart inside the metal body of the thing. The press corps turns ghostly white (except a couple pairs of underwear), and the one dude with enough sense to bring a dosimeter takes a quick look "just in case," breathes a sigh of relief, laughs, and walks out of the press conference to go write a really funny story for the evening edition...
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Iran's nuke would be uranium-based so probably more like Little Boy
 
Well aside from Cartel violence in Mexico, Canada sucking (as always), Cubans shooting niggas in the Gulf of America, war in Iran, The Bohemian Grove list dropping, Nick Fuentes Tranny shootings, Anisa streaming again, and some dude screaming nigger at an awards show, it’s been a pretty uneventful month.
 
Flight sim larp team 1 is on station!
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I hope it won't but I get the feeling Iranian internet is about to go bye bye again
 
I do feel like this is going to be a repeat of the 12-day war where they fling a bunch of shit for a couple of days and then awkwardly shuffle away from it. I also have no idea why people think this will activate a draft, I feel like they have more than enough servicemen just moseying about in the middle east
 
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Axe Steel said:
I also have no idea why people think this will activate a draft, I feel like they have more than enough servicemen just moseying about in the middle east
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They say that everytime we duke it out with Iran, people were joking about getting drafted back when Soleimani got merced.
 
LikeAStone 2.0 said:
Well aside from Cartel violence in Mexico, Canada sucking (as always), Cubans shooting niggas in the Gulf of America, war in Iran, The Bohemian Grove list dropping, Nick Fuentes Tranny shootings, Anisa streaming again, and some dude screaming nigger at an awards show, it’s been a pretty uneventful month.
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Epstein Files were a nothingburger!

Also DSP lost his shit over a banana song for about 10 days straight
 
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