Vice-cows
So let's get the procedural history here. He's going to get hauled back to Vermont in chains. Because he's a faggot. But then after that, he's probably getting hauled back to Louisiana because he blew that shit off, too.
Imagine worshipping demons and ending up in Hell.
Imagine if he stays on the lam long enough to miss his NEXT court date. It'd be great if he manages to lie low long enough to miss LA, too. Does he think he can just repaint his getaway potato by sucking on used tampons and his gay owl will keep them from coming after him?
Reminder he continues to blaspheme the Lord, and as a former Christian he cannot claim Invincible Ignorance like some poor African child who never knew the Truth and so gets fast tracked to heaven upon death. This fool is actively choosing hell.
The way biltong guy outright lied makes me think he's just grifting cash and that Tarl won't see a penny of it anyway.
He's well on his way to getting raped by feral niggers in prison, before he gets raped by demons in hell.
Maybe we'll get a bunch of cow crossovers as he goes on the lam, couch-surfing with other YouTubers. He might make a cameo appearance on a couch in Meridia yet.
They should offer a reward.
If we're talking aurochs, this lispy occultist might be interested to know they have their own Elder Futhark rune, called Uruz, which, in the completely made up rune divination system stands for "strength and vitality." Maybe he could get a quick $15 tattoo before going into the clink since he'll be passed around like cattle.
