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I've seen Barely Sociable do this kind of dumb shit, but also recently I just heard some true crime/conspiracy slop channel called Coop doing this down to a T. He even has brainrot too as you described.Aside from the bullshit TikTokspeak such as unalived and graped, another thing I'm sick of hearing is when content creators add extra words to circumvent saying a naughty word.
So for example, instead of saying, "Committed suicide", they'll say, "He would terminate his own existence." I saw some lame conspiracy theory true crime channel the other day, and it was hosted by some Zoomer with brainrot. Under no circumstance did he ever say "dead" or "died". He would always say, "Not living anymore" or "Passed on from this world." I'm also hearing more and more creators refer to drugs as "substances".
You would hear actual sentences like:
Coop is essentially baby's first conspiracy theory channel who talks about already well-known topics and dumbs them down for normies. He self-censors a lot and never says naughty words like "death" or "suicide". He released a video about "inventors who disappeared", implying some notable inventors were mysteriously killed by "the man" after their life-altering inventions would interfere with big corporations. Some of these cases are true and have weird rabbit holes, but some of the cases in his videos are just debunked schizo shit. Notably, one of the persons discussed was this con artist named Stanley Meyer who claimed to have invented a car that runs on water by using special batteries that convert water to hydrogen fuel, which is physically impossible and has been dunked several times.
Coop tries to discredit the people who debunked the water car battery thing by saying something like, "Of course 'they' debunked it. That's what they want you to think." He also seems to ignore that the water fuel cell's inventor was sued for investment fraud and then lost. So if The Man tried to silence Stanley Meyer for inventing a car that runs on water, then how do you explain this:
"Oy vey! The goyim know who to magically make a car run on water instead of gasoline! We better assassinate the inventor and then release his instructions for free into the public domain!"Meyer's patents have expired. His inventions are now in the public domain, available for all to use without restriction or royalty payment.[13] No engine or vehicle manufacturer has incorporated Meyer's work.
Coop also claims that Meyer's cause of death [cerebral aneurysm] was dubious because he had no prior history or indications of having an aneurysm, so he doubts that it randomly appeared out of nowhere. MOTHERFUCKER, that's the nature of aneurysms, you dumb shit! They appear out of nowhere and undetected, and can happen to anybody!!
I tried to watch some of Coop's earlier videos about the Las Vegas shooting, and had to tap out because of all of his fucking audio glitches and self-censorship. Why even bother talking about a deadly tragic killing spree if you can't even describe what happened in the attack. I wonder if anyone else has mentioned his channel in the Nexpo/true crime thread.
