Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[The Nothingness]

The Dark Knight trilogy had sex. Bruce Wayne wanted to fuck Rachel, and he got to fuck Talia Al-Guhl and Catwoman. I guess it doesn't count because it's not "Mahvel"?

And if he only counting Marvel, did he forget the first act of Iron Man where Tony sleeps with the reporter or the prologue of Iron Man 3

 

[Clay Claymore]

I posted one of his rants way, way back in the thread that's him wondering about The Avengers' sex lives.

Spoiler: Anyways, how is your sex life?

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You sure it's not "Grandma died"? or "You have Type 2 Diabetes"? or "We have to amputate your feet?":
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Oh I see. I don't think I was following this thread at the time. And oh my god, I thought he just wrote one tweet about superhero sex lives, not one of his Twitter rants.

 

[link1234]

No moon wheat if those dang, dirty Republicans are behind it!:
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How would Bob act if some miraculously way Trump actually got wheat on the moon before the end of his presidency? I bet Bob would say its not that great of an accomplishment. He would rather have Trump be terrible and have be right about him than Trump doing well and admitting that he was wrong.

And lastly, a new rant about those fucking white males. I got nothing:
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Bob is evidence that being a white male is not a leg up.

You sure it's not "Grandma died"? or "You have Type 2 Diabetes"? or "We have to amputate your feet?":
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Of course the worst thing he ever read is a story about not eating sweets.

 

[A Random]

Maybe Bob knew it ten years ago.

When his brain wasn't more fat than neurons.

 

[Positron]

The Dark Knight trilogy had sex. Bruce Wayne wanted to fuck Rachel, and he got to fuck Talia Al-Guhl and Catwoman. I guess it doesn't count because it's not "Mahvel"?

It doesn't count because it is straight.

 

[Assorted Nuts]

I posted one of his rants way, way back in the thread that's him wondering about The Avengers' sex lives.

Spoiler: Anyways, how is your sex life?

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I'm surprised Bob isn't talking about how horny men is toxic masculinity or some shit. Not that I think he actually believes it, but it would be an easy way to get in those virtue signals.

How the hell can he say there isn't sexuality in Star Wars? Did he fall into a diabetic coma while watching it? Luke clearly wanted to bone Leia before finding out they were siblings and Han and Leia were all over each other in Empire.

Wait, isn't he a prequels fan? That would explain it. Those movies are about as joyless and sexless as Anita Sarkeesian Jonathan McIntosh.

 

[xXRonPaul_42020Xx]

I'm surprised Bob isn't talking about how horny men is toxic masculinity or some shit. Not that I think he actually believes it, but it would be an easy way to get in those virtue

How the hell can he say there isn't sexuality in Star Wars? Did he fall into a diabetic coma while watching it? Luke clearly wanted to bone Leia before finding out they were siblings and Han and Leia were all over each other in Empire.

Wait, isn't he a prequels fan? That would explain it. Those movies are about as joyless and sexless as Anita Sarkeesian Jonathan McIntosh.

He only remembers the Jabba scene because its the only one he can relate to.

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

He only remembers the Jabba scene because its the only one he can relate to.

Bob always reminded me more of those weird pig guys from Empire Strikes Back.

 

[Gordon Cole]

Translated: "What does it take to build a superior world for the future? Vision and will. Good luck, the people of France."

It's like stupidity learned to use Google Translate:

 

[TerminalTryHard]

Anyone fluent in French? I'm interested to hear how much of a twisted abortion that of the French language that was.

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

The President of the US has planned to have a manned Mars mission by 2025 for the past 12 years.

 

[Assorted Nuts]

It's so pretentious how Blob tries to write in a country's native language whenever praising them. He's clearly just trying to sound more sophisticated than he really is.

 

[Gordon Cole]

Top tweet: You couldn't spell "ignoramuses" correctly. Cut that shit out.
Bottom tweet: Bob still can't wrap his head around the difference between libel and slander.

Here, I'll let J. Jonah Jameson from a movie he creams his jeans over explain the difference:

 

[Clay Claymore]

No hay malas tácticas, sólo los blancos malos!
Votre livre mal écrit sur Super Mario Bros 3 a beaucoup rire pour ceux qui pensent que vous êtes stupide.
سوبر ماريو بروس 3 هو نوع من لعبة أوفيراتد. سوبر ماريو العالم هو أفضل بكثير وأكثر متعة!
優れた未来においては、月に小麦を栽培するだけでなく、オレオ穀物の無限の供給もあります。
Danke, Bob, um ein Beispiel dafür zu sein, wie man kein richtiger Mensch ist.

See Bob, I can use Google Translate to make myself sound smart too. It's not that hard.

 

[Positron]

Translated: "What does it take to build a superior world for the future? Vision and will. Good luck, the people of France."

It's like stupidity learned to use Google Translate:
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An electric vehicle is obviously le destin de Bob.

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[AnOminous]

Bob always reminded me more of those weird pig guys from Empire Strikes Back.

Bob is from a different franchise.

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[RockVolnutt]

How can it even be a joke when he says it every other day? This isn't even reading too deep into things, he always goes on to imply genocide if you wait a day or two.

 

[SoberBlitz]

How can it even be a joke when he says it every other day? This isn't even reading too deep into things, he always goes on to imply genocide if you wait a day or two.

At this point it's a mantra. Keeps telling himself that the working class is holding back progress, to reinforce his belief that the working class is holding back progress.

 

[AnOminous]

How can it even be a joke when he says it every other day? This isn't even reading too deep into things, he always goes on to imply genocide if you wait a day or two.

It's serious when people yell "right on!" When he gets called out on it, it's a "joke."

 

[Darndirty]

At this point it's a mantra. Keeps telling himself that the working class is holding back progress, to reinforce his belief that the working class is holding back progress.

The scary thing is these sort of thoughts and accusations have happened in history with horrifying results, after Germany lost ww1 people starting saying eerily similar things about the jews and how they were holding society back, about how a minority was holding down the rest. "They stabbed us in the back" was a constantly used phrase to blame jews for the ills Germany was facing. We know where that led.